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Snowie · 2009-03-22 00:18:44

Il blame abigale for this thread she inspired my sharply kicked my memorey :D So picture this your friends are having a house party you get a bottel of red label vodka you drink a lot of it your pretty hammered you go out side chatin to your mate's some one paces you a splif you smoke a bit of it like yah man wooo Go to…

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Il blame abigale for this thread she inspired my sharply kicked my memorey

So picture this your friends are having a house party you get a bottel of red label vodka you drink a lot of it your pretty hammered you go out side chatin to your mate's some one paces you a splif you smoke a bit of it like yah man wooo

Go to the toilet colsape with trousers around your ankles they brake in see you butt naked laugh pick you up bring you on to the couch where your placed on a girl you no your face in nassedled into her boobs (big BOOBs TO) your lieing there having those lovly spins, and trying to enjoy the fact you got face in her tit's all of a sudden it goes wrong, your stomic cramps and before you no it you puke all over her cheast... :cool:

Then they carry you out side mek you drink tea and you puke more then they put you leaning on a plant pot taking pictures of you puking up more...

anything like that ever happen to you ?

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#2 22-03-2009 12:23am

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Unfortunately I don't believe I've ever had a night that
went quite as successfully as that...

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#3 22-03-2009 12:26am

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Sounds like a quiet night in to me.

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#4 22-03-2009 12:27am

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happended in fair city during the week

so then it must happen everywhere

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#5 22-03-2009 12:27am

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Sounds like quite a tame night to me also. but then I wouldn't be puking on girls boobs - not my scene.

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#6 22-03-2009 12:30am

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Is the pope a catholic ?

Sounds like your average Irish teen / twenty something night out

...........flashbacks .

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#7 22-03-2009 12:31am

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bit early for the drunken posts OP

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#8 22-03-2009 12:36am

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emo!! wrote: »

happended in fair city during the week

so then it must happen everywhere

Are you emplying that i watch fair city :rolleyes:?

queen-mise wrote: »

Sounds like quite a tame night to me also. but then I wouldn't be puking on girls boobs - not my scene.

How do you no ever try it ?

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#9 22-03-2009 1:01am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Il blame abigale for this

You got sick on her tits, didn't you?

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#10 22-03-2009 1:06am

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You got sick on her tits, didn't you?

*shudders*

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#11 22-03-2009 1:23am

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No but it is a night I have come close too except mine included less boobie puking and more drunken wrestling

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#12 22-03-2009 1:28am

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Ultimate Chin wrote: »

No but it is a night I have come close too except mine included less boobie puking and more drunken wrestling

boobie wrestling and drunken puking sounds better

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#13 22-03-2009 1:35am

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Please learn to spell/construct a sentence properly...

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#14 22-03-2009 1:45am

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*resists*

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#15 22-03-2009 1:51am

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Erm, full stops/proper sentences tend to come in pretty handy with written language.

Maybe give a couple of house parties a miss and practise your grammar.

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#16 22-03-2009 1:53am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Il blame abigale for this thread she inspired my sharply kicked my memorey

So picture this your friends are having a house party you get a bottel of red label vodka you drink a lot of it your pretty hammered you go out side chatin to your mate's some one paces you a splif you smoke a bit of it like yah man wooo

Go to the toilet colsape with trousers around your ankles they brake in see you butt naked laugh pick you up bring you on to the couch where your placed on a girl you no your face in nassedled into her boobs (big BOOBs TO) your lieing there having those lovly spins, and trying to enjoy the fact you got face in her tit's all of a sudden it goes wrong, your stomic cramps and before you no it you puke all over her cheast... :cool:

Then they carry you out side mek you drink tea and you puke more then they put you leaning on a plant pot taking pictures of you puking up more...

anything like that ever happen to you ?

Shouldn't this be in Personal Issues?

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#17 22-03-2009 1:55am

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Frisbee wrote: »

Please learn to spell/construct a sentence properly...

nummnutts wrote: »

Erm, full stops/proper sentences tend to come in pretty handy with written language.

Maybe give a couple of house parties a miss and practise your grammar.

Wow you guys must like be intelgent and stuff but not nearly intelgent to maybe stop think a little and go oh snowmonkey might have this thing called dislexia and as hard as try to construct scentinces to your requirement's ,
I can't allways reach your level expectations.

I here bye apoligidse for something i never asked for and you intale can recevae my humble apoligies

actuly

If you have to correct people on the internet you should maybe go have a couple of house partys and learn to live a little....

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#18 22-03-2009 1:56am

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Frisbee wrote: »

Please learn to spell/construct a sentence properly...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59500632#post59500632

LOL at Nicky Butt getting a bonus point, didn't even know he was on the pitch till the second half

That should be until and you forgot the fullstop.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59499723#post59499723

Get in there!!

Beat him at his near post aswell

You should only use one exclamation mark. As well is two words and once again no fullstop.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59499710#post59499710

*nonchalant whistle*

Get in there, Abou!

You missed that comma.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59499687#post59499687

I really want to see Eduardo soon. Diaby needs to come off aswell.

You forgot the "I" and like above as well is two words.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=59499560#post59499560

Mind boggling...

That's not a valid sentence.

So enough of the grammar nazi crap. Everyone else managed to read it and contribute to the thread, why couldn't you?

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#19 22-03-2009 2:06am

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Captain-America wrote: »

Shouldn't this be in Personal Issues?

i fail to see how this is an personal issue

Have you never like ended up sleeping in a bus shelter in the french alpes and drank way to much tequilia ?

getting kicked bye the gandammara and being told to get up then making your way to you mates car puking in it and passing out ?

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#20 22-03-2009 2:09am

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I was being subtly sarcastic.

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#21 22-03-2009 2:10am

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Captain-America wrote: »

I was being subtly sarcastic.

i know :P

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#22 22-03-2009 3:09am

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tea... vodka... sick ??

sounds like a 16 year old girls sleep over...

:rolleyes:

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#23 22-03-2009 7:55am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Il blame abigale for this thread she inspired my sharply kicked my memorey

My apologies, internet

Bad monkey! Get back indoors :mad:

/Backs out of thread smiling and waving

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#24 22-03-2009 11:26am

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Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i fail to see how this is an personal issue

Have you never like ended up sleeping in a bus shelter in the french alpes and drank way to much tequilia ?

getting kicked bye the gandammara and being told to get up then making your way to you mates car puking in it and passing out ?

Oh wait, I have one like this...

There was this one time, in Africa...
I woke up totally buckled, in a mini-bus, surrounded by snow outside some
roadside shop that was basically a road side cave with stuff for sale.

Now, as I tried to shake myself free from the state of inebriation that
I was trapped in, there was one thing causing me great concern.

I was almost 90% sure that I'd been on holidays in Morocco yet I was now surrounded by snow?

I staggered into the roadside to look for some clues to my whereabouts.
Things got weirder in here.
I was confronted with three framed photographs on the wall.
One of some King, one of a national soccer team and one of the Spice Girls (circa 1996)

I eventually located an English speaker and pieced it all together.
Apparantly I'd drank a "heroic" (to quote the couple from New Zealand) quantity of whiskey the night before, met some people going on some
4 day bus trip across the Atlas mountains to the Sahara and decided to sign myself up.

They really shouldn't have let me go with them.
All I had to survive for 4 days was an iPod (with dead battery), the quivalent of €5 in change and an unused condom....

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#25 22-03-2009 11:44am

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No, but their was this one time in Guantanamo bay, err sorry, I mean't band camp.

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