World Domination! Yes we can!!

TheInquisitor

As a student who is coming out of college in this recession i feel the only job available for me is that of world conqueror.
Here is my plan

1.) Build an army
2.) Conquer the world

My question to you boards.ie fanatics is will you join me and become my minion? (No overthrowing your leader allowed)

Also what experience or insights could you bring to my organization?

Lastly....Muhahhaahahahahahahahaahha

1mcampo1

fair play

colrow

TheInquisitor wrote: »

2.) Conquer the world

My question to you boards.ie fanatics is will you join me and become my minion? (No overthrowing your leader allowed)

Oh dear, you're in trubble, Queen-Mise won't take kindly to a usurper.

You're the Weakest Link....Bye Bye

seanybiker

ill join up. I can get a baseball bat and re-enact roadrash on me bike. I can also get drunk and get everyone into a false sense of security then begin the mayhem.

cyberwolf77

Yeah, let's start breaking heads, and stealing stuff.

seanybiker

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Yeah, let's start breaking heads, and stealing stuff.

Or stealing heads and breaking stuff. Just to be different

cyberwolf77

seanybiker wrote: »

Or stealing heads and breaking stuff. Just to be different

How about we switch heads, fix stuff, and burn everything that is right with the world.

colrow

What would you do with :-

1 Left-wing p c do gooders

2 Merchant Bankers

seanybiker

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

How about we switch heads, fix stuff, and burn everything that is right with the world.

excellent plan. This is gonna be so easy

cyberwolf77

colrow wrote: »

What would you do with :-

1 Left-wing p c do gooders

2 Merchant Bankers

Turn them into cat food.

colrow

Yeah great, that'll poison the cats as well !!!!!!!!!

TheInquisitor

Ok so at 7 pm this evening(I want to watch the Ireland game) we'll all storm the oireachtas, see ye there

Tomorrow the Houses of Parliment

Next week..... THE WORLD!!!

Muhahahahaahahaha(In Dr Evil's Voice)

dara95

yes ireland game was awesome!!!

i missed it sorry what about tommorow at 7???

any one with me??

TheInquisitor

Sorry lads after winning the grand slam im gonna have to go out and celebrate! World domination postponed till 7pm tomorrow sunday!

dara95

yey

now everyone is happy!!
make sure to bring plenty of weapons and petrol!!!

i figured that when people hear screams coming from the building they will wait to see whats going on and then the buliding bursts into flames and we slam the doors open epicly and emerge from the building with cowens headon a pole!!!!

all in favor say aye!!

AYE!!

Jesus Wept

TheInquisitor wrote: »

As a student who is coming out of college in this recession i feel the only job available for me is that of world conqueror.
Here is my plan

1.) Build an army
2.) Conquer the world

My question to you boards.ie fanatics is will you join me and become my minion? (No overthrowing your leader allowed)

Also what experience or insights could you bring to my organization?

Lastly....Muhahhaahahahahahahahaahha

Repent and join one of my many world dominating groups, or you will be crushed like the feeble donkey you are.

TheInquisitor

The-Rigger wrote: »

Repent and join one of my many world dominating groups, or you will be crushed like the feeble donkey you are.

A duel at dawn tomorrow it is Sir. I demand Satisfaction! No one usurps Me! NO ONE!

Hells Belle

if we get to wear helmets with horns on I'm in whoo hoo

Hells Belle

I just re read that and any innuendo was unintentional (unless thats part of our charter of course) then I will happily supply

Lynskey

I will aid your cause...but once you are sucessful you must give me all the chocolate factories of switzerland and the continent of Australia..

cyberwolf77

TheInquisitor wrote: »

No one usurps Me! NO ONE!

*Usurp*:D:D