Whens the last time you lost your temper?

useful_contacts

Following a discussion with a friend today, i wondered Whens the last time you lost your temper?

I was in a cafe with my sister and my 2 nieces the other day and a kid(about 5) comes over and sits up at our table and tries to eat my nieces sausages. So my niece starts crying "hes taking my food" (shes only 3 herself)

So i find his mother (across the cafe talking on her phone) and ask her will she take her son away

Her : "hes not doing any harm".

Me : "Ah hes over putting his fingers into our food take him away"

Her : "Im on the phone will you watch him for a minute"

Me : "No i bloody wont go over and get him right now

Her : "Bring him over to me so"

Me (Yells): "NO I BLOODY WONT- YOUR SONS OVER AT OUR TABLE TRYING TO EAT MY NIECES LUNCH BECAUSE YOUR TOO BUSY TO WATCH HIM NOW YOU EITHER GO OVER AND GET HIM OR ILL DRAG YOU OVER!!

Her : Jesus all this cos he ate your nieces food- take a chill pill!

Me : (Thinks) Urge to kill rising!!!

So Whens the last time you lost your temper?

ejmaztec

useful_contacts wrote: »

Following a discussion with a friend today, i wondered Whens the last time you lost your temper?

I was in a cafe with my sister and my 2 nieces the other day and a kid(about 5) comes over and sits up at our table and tries to eat my nieces sausages. So my niece starts crying "hes taking my food" (shes only 3 herself)

So i find his mother (across the cafe talking on her phone) and ask her will she take her son away

Her : "hes not doing any harm".

Me : "Ah hes over putting his fingers into our food take him away"

Her : "Im on the phone will you watch him for a minute"

Me : "No i bloody wont go over and get him right now

Her : "Bring him over to me so"

Me (Yells): "NO I BLOODY WONT- YOUR SONS OVER AT OUR TABLE TRYING TO EAT MY NIECES LUNCH BECAUSE YOUR TOO BUSY TO WATCH HIM NOW YOU EITHER GO OVER AND GET HIM OR ILL DRAG YOU OVER!!

Her : Jesus all this cos he ate your nieces food- take a chill pill!

Me : (Thinks) Urge to kill rising!!!

So Whens the last time you lost your temper?

Even Mother Teresa would have knifed that bitch!

that made me lose my temper

jim o doom

hahaha jesus - nice one man I think you were showing restraint waiting until a few sentances in to blow yer top - what a stupid and ignorant woman

I lose my temper every day, but I'm a short tempered spastic, so nothing exciting there!

Kiera

I lose it a lot when i'm on my own and i drop something, walk into something but rarely do it in public unless i'm having one of my road rage tantrums.

Losing the rag gets you no where tbh.

Carroller16

I'm surprised you didn't murder her

Black Swan

Not sure where I put it...

Puddleduck

I completely lost it a few years ago...In general Im a chilled out person.

Snowie

Sunday when my bros gf put a chair thast theres infront of my bedroom door i cursed a lot....oh and i walked into it oh and then she woke me up at 10.30 hovering out side my bedroom door...

Pighead

Pighead lost his temper only this morning with a sneaky fcuker of a fox called Freddie. Freddie was in the yard eating all of Pigheads chickens and hens, It was carnage. Feathers and giblets everywhere. Flew into an uncontrollable rage, grabbed a cannister of petrol, threw it over his bushy tail and proceeded to set it on fire. Ha, what do you think about that Freddie!

Freddie's a smart fcuker though and as per usual he got the last laugh. He casually strolled into Pigheads barley field and with his burning tail, set the whole field alight. The farms fcuked. No point getting angry, it just makes things worse.

starflake

I lose my temper in work the most there's certain 'invironmental factors' here that make me want to KILL sometimes.. i'll just let out a few ****s and that'll be it though... pretty laid back most of the time

maxwell smart

I loose it several times a day, usually with myself for doing something stupid on the pc. Last lost it with someone in public about eleven years ago, never done it since as I was so embarrased by it

RaverRo808

About 5 minutes ago,was on break,and walking by a gang of protesting civil servants,trying to get me to take their leaflet,I snapped 'CIVIL SERVANTS PROTESTING,YOU HAVE THE HANDIEST JOB IN THE WORLD AND YOUR OUT PROTESING ABOUT WANTING IT EVEN HANDIER,GO STICK YOU LEAFLET UP YOUR LAZY HOLE'.rant over

Snowie

I personally think the best discription of loosing ones temper is

"get that veal done or I'l pluck your eyeballs out and skull fvck you "

Chefs :cool:

Kiera

RaverRo808 wrote: »

About 5 minutes ago,was on break,and walking by a gang of protesting civil servants,trying to get me to take their leaflet,I snapped 'CIVIL SERVANTS PROTESTING,YOU HAVE THE HANDIEST JOB IN THE WORLD AND YOUR OUT PROTESING ABOUT WANTING IT EVEN HANDIER,GO STICK YOU LEAFLET UP YOUR LAZY HOLE'.rant over

Wow! Need a hug?

SV

I lost with this auld fella one day.


Picture the day, pissing rain, heavy wind.
I'm outside in the rain in clothes that let all the rain through..trying to fix the parking ticket machines for a good 2 or 3 hours, Absolutely destroyed I am.

finally finish and get into the office and this chap walks in "I've been trying to get in contact with you for 2 minutes!! why don't you do your ****ing job?!?"
can't remember the exact words I said to him but I doubt he'd heard of some of them before.


I got my first written warning because of that cúnt.

Bijoux

Rarely do....only when I bang my head off something or walk into something....which ends up in me shouting a chorus of profanities

Apart from that, I never really lose it :cool:

mumhaabu

One time I was in a Queue going into a GAA match and felt my pocket and quickly turned around to catch a teenage traveller trying to pickpocket me, I grabbed his hand so fast and with such violent temper that I broke his wrist. I f'd him out of it only for a large brutus fat traveller (father) to emerge and attempt to engage me, I could have easily taken him but the gardai had already intervened and I did manage to throw another kick at the young pikey. Nothing ever happened to me in either of these incidents legally, other than a small lecture from the Gardai, (the travellers also got off because of the fact I broke his wrist).

In my teenage years I caught a traffic warden giving my car a ticket, (the time had run out by 3 minutes), and I saw red and just ran full speed into him and hit him a shoulder blowing him over and grabbed his book (before those computer gadgets) and ran. I collected my car a few hours later without a ticket. :pac::o

I would like to point out I have since got a "bit of cop on" but I always question authority and regularly flaunt government, driving and taxation regualtions to this day.

chakotha

Not for ages though I often howl obsenities at the computer if it is being a slag.

I can't remember the last time I shouted at someone.

anniehoo

I lost the head with my mates on Paddys Day. After making plans about 2 weeks in advance to meet in a certain pub in town for 3pm, every single one of them was over an hour and a quarter late. Cue me sitting like a loner in the beer garden suppin my green drink watchin everyone havin the craic. They strolled up within 5 minutes of each other goin:
"Howya waitin long" *snigger

Well...how i didnt strangle them i dont know :mad::mad:

ejmaztec

mumhaabu wrote: »

One time I was in a Queue going into a GAA match and felt my pocket and quickly turned around to catch a teenage traveller trying to pickpocket me, I grabbed his hand so fast and with such violent temper that I broke his wrist. I f'd him out of it only for a large brutus fat traveller (father) to emerge and attempt to engage me, I could have easily taken him but the gardai had already intervened and I did manage to throw another kick at the young pikey. Nothing ever happened to me in either of these incidents legally, other than a small lecture from the Gardai, (the travellers also got off because of the fact I broke his wrist).

In my teenage years I caught a traffic warden giving my car a ticket, (the time had run out by 3 minutes), and I saw red and just ran full speed into him and hit him a shoulder blowing him over and grabbed his book (before those computer gadgets) and ran. I collected my car a few hours later without a ticket. :pac::o

I would like to point out I have since got a "bit of cop on" but I always question authority and regularly flaunt government, driving and taxation regualtions to this day.

I like a good shout, finger-pointing and arm waving, but I draw the line at extreme violence

Kimia

ejmaztec wrote: »

I like a good shout, finger-pointing and arm waving, but I draw the line at extreme violence

Thanks for killing the thread Buzz Killington.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Would have lost it on Paddy's day if I hadn't been so plastered. Before we headed out, we were drinking in the garden so one of the girls had opened her window and put her stereo up full blast so we'd have some choons boi :pac: well, there's a certain song (I think it's by Amy Mc Donald, don't know the name) she likes to listen to before leaving the house, so right before she left she put that on repeat while she was putting on her coat and stuff. Forgot to turn stereo off or close the window, remembered to lock the door :mad:

So, we left the house about three pm, most people returned about 9 or 10 to find the song still playing. Loud enough to be heard in every single room in the house and from the street. Offending party hadn't returned yet, she was called, but no answer. Later emerged that she'd dropped her phone in a pint, and had gone to crash at her boyfriends. Well, everyone was pretty drunk so they managed to get a few hours sleep (except for the people whose rooms are on the same floor as the music, they eventually went to sleep at a neighbour's or on the couch). But at about 3 am most people had woken up, partly because everyone kept thinking there was a house party going on as they could hear the music from the street (I actually slept through all of this ) At about six am (after listening to Ms Mc Donald loudly enquiring where we were gonna sleep tonight for EIGHT HOURS), somebody finally thought of tripping the mains switch. Everyone can still kind of hear the song in their heads though.

Girl returned the next day and apologised but you could tell she kind of thought it was funny. I think I'm the only person who didn't lose my temper, and only coz I was unconscious

ejmaztec

Kimia wrote: »

Thanks for killing the thread Buzz Killington.

I don't always draw the line................:P

stovelid

RaverRo808 wrote: »

About 5 minutes ago,was on break,and walking by a gang of protesting civil servants,trying to get me to take their leaflet,I snapped 'CIVIL SERVANTS PROTESTING,YOU HAVE THE HANDIEST JOB IN THE WORLD AND YOUR OUT PROTESING ABOUT WANTING IT EVEN HANDIER,GO STICK YOU LEAFLET UP YOUR LAZY HOLE'.rant over

I'll hazard a guess that they were civil servants of the pen-pushing type as opposed to Gardai or soldiers?

limericklady87

about an hour ago when i was driving into college for a lecture in a hurry and the road out of my estate is pretty narrow..barely enough room for two cars. when low and behold there were a car and a van both were travellers not that it really matters.( i dont give a crap if im knacker bashing..id be writing this no matter who they were) they were going in the oppisite direction and were stopped blocking the road chatting to each other. So i stopped anyway behind the van as there was nowhere else to go. Waited for over a minute as i said id let it slide til then. be now there was another car behind me and one stuck in the oppiste direction. So i beeped the horn and smiled..what did i get back only some 20something stone human..(think it was a woman but couldnt be sure) open her window and shout "shut the fu%%k up , you stupid c$$T, we're talking" at me. oh god..if i wasnt on my own and they didnt look like theyd kick me to death i would have possibly murdered them. Beeped again and said sorry im in a hurry somewhere im going to be late...and got the same thing back. Finally they moved after about 5mins..fecking cheek of them...not like theyd a job or education that they are paying enough for to go to in a hurry!

Mr.Lizard

Whilst wating for a nitelink got my phone pickpocketed by a begger who was coming up to me hassling me for money. Realised a few seconds after he'd left what he'd done. I decided to see could I find him so I went off on his direction and sure enough I caught going down a back alley on the way to templebar. I demanded the item back and he duely obliged. I then proceed to kick the sh1t out him for his troubles. When I decided he'd had enough I rectraced my steps and got the nitelink home. It was very Patrick Bateman like and I quite enjoyed it.

Dartz

Stupid bottle-tanned bitch on the 39 bus from Hawkins street yesterday eveing, decided to sit right at the top of the stairs, yakking on her mobile phone.

Anybody asking her to move, was met with blank incomprehension, and was essentially forces to go around her, and nearly fall down the stairs if the bus.

When it came my turn to get down...

1: Excuse me

Her answer... "Sorry, I'm in the middle of a phone call"

2: I'm getting off and the next stop...

Well you'll have to wait, wontcha

3: GET OUT OF MY ****ING WAY, YA DUMB ****...

That worked.

Redpunto

thought i was a very calm person until I had kids - now i lose the rag a few times a day:D, the last time was earlier when kids kept screamin in the back of the car and i couldnt concentrate on driving. I want to get one of those things they have in limosenes - the glass that goes up and down and is sound-proofed.

JerryHandbag

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

It was very Patrick Bateman like and I quite enjoyed it.

Phil Collins singing in the background, yeah? I can just picture it

Jigsaw

I last lost my temper when trying to put a new bulb into the headlight of my car. It was extremely fiddly and I was in a rush. I ended up punching the garage door with rage and badly hurting my hand.

I certainly encounter things often that make me fantasise about gross acts of violence when people f*ck with me or I see scum acting the cnut.

beks101

Eating out in an Italian restaurant in Amsterdam, about two weeks ago.

Great food, served by a pig ignorant c*nt who was trying to rush us out the door in an effort to keep the conveyor belt of diners swiftly moving.

Food was practically thrown at us and on three occasions he came and tried to swipe my plate from under me even though I wasn't finished. I decided to take my time with the bill as I was so pissed but the last straw came when he approached, for the third time, and threw his hands up, saying - I **** you not - "ah come on, we need the table".

I should know better than to expect anything from a pig but a grunt, but I had a melt down in front of a packed restaurant of about 100 people.

"EXCUSE ME! I REFUSE - REFUUUUUUUSE - TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS WHEN I AM PAYING GOOD MONEY TO ENJOY MY EVENING AND NOT BE TREATED LIKE A HEAP OF ****. SHOCKING SERVICE!! WE ARE NOT LEAVING THIS TABLE UNTIL WE GET AT THE VERY LEAST AN APOLOGY FOR THIS DISGUSTING TREATMENT. YOU CAN CONSIDER THIS TABLE OCCUPIED UNTIL THEN, WE'LL HAPPILY SIT HERE ALL ****ING NIGHT!!

No apology. We got a refund though.
Sometimes I scare myself...

Doodee

This morning.

I couldn't get my contact to go in (after burning my eye with Hydroxide) and so bit my arm to avoid taking it out on anyone else.

I have a very bad temper when it gets lost, best to avoid.

AckwelFoley

Sunday, i lost 3 - 2 to man united in the second leg of the league cup which was my first loss all season.

FIFA 09 on psp...serious business.

Homer

snyper wrote: »

Sunday, i lost 3 - 2 to man united in the second leg of the league cup which was my first loss all season.

FIFA 09 on psp...serious business.

Jesus man whats happened to you? Playing PSP??

You're not the man I thought you were