Photoshopped

me-skywalker

Ways to annoy ppl that think you care about waht they are telling you... keep telling them things are photoshopped...
-'got a new phone today, the new nokia zx1000, look at this...'
-'thats photo shopped'
cue silence

-'look at my new shirt i got in dundrum'
-'wow looks really great considering its photoshopped'

-'see that goal by messi last night, was a cracker'
-'photoshopped from a best goal in the 80's'

really it works!

whiskeyman

This topic has been soooo photoshopped...

Jesus Wept

paintbrush

Valmont

OP you sound like the most annoying person in the world.

Jesus Wept

I bet he has a favourite humming noise.

Dragan

me-skywalker wrote: »

really it works!

Well, of course someone saying the same stupid retarded thing over and over is going to annoy them.

melekalikimaka

i wouldnt mind 'dodging' and 'burning' you

Biggins

Meh! :rolleyes:

Next...

consultech

pfffffffffffffft. Photoshop is for richers. MS Paint ftw.

consultech

OP's sense of humour is photoshopped

me-skywalker

hey its gonna catch on i can see some of the cynics are even annoyed they never heard it b4... oh drunken nites!

Turd Ferguson

me-skywalker wrote: »

hey its gonna catch on i can see some of the cynics are even annoyed they never heard it b4... oh drunken nites!

It will catch on and I will help you spread the good word...

Dragan

me-skywalker wrote: »

hey its gonna catch on

Just because something "catches on" doesn't mean it's good. AIDS, High School Musical, Rick Rolling etc.

Personally whenever i hear someone say it i shall punch them in their mother's face and hope that "catches on".

melekalikimaka

yer ma looks photoshopped


oh yeah in there with it on first page

thelordofcheese

me-skywalker wrote: »

Ways to annoy ppl that think you care about waht they are telling you... keep telling them things are photoshopped...
-'got a new phone today, the new nokia zx1000, look at this...'
-'thats photo shopped'
cue silence

-'look at my new shirt i got in dundrum'
-'wow looks really great considering its photoshopped'

-'see that goal by messi last night, was a cracker'
-'photoshopped from a best goal in the 80's'

really it works!

XKCD called, he wants his joke back

Jesus Wept

..the joke was photoshopped?!

Genghiz Cohen

thelordofcheese wrote: »

XKCD called, he wants his joke back

Bastard, you read my thoughts then went back in time and posted that....

Disease Ridden

I REALLY hate people who talk about photoshopping.

6th

Sorry for your troubles OP.

me-skywalker

Dragan wrote: »

Just because something "catches on" doesn't mean it's good. AIDS, High School Musical, Rick Rolling etc.

Personally whenever i hear someone say it i shall punch them in their mother's face and hope that "catches on".

personally if i ever saw someone punch someone in the face for having a sense of humour(albeit one that which might not make you laugh but might make them giggle) ild punch them in their photoshopped groin area and crtl+z their birth!

Turd Ferguson

me-skywalker wrote: »

personally if i ever saw someone punch someone in the face for having a sense of humour(albeit one that which might not make you laugh but might make them giggle) ild punch them in their photoshopped groin area and crtl+z their birth!

Then you can ctrl+x their face :pac:

Dragan

me-skywalker wrote: »

personally if i ever saw someone punch someone in the face for having a sense of humour

This is not a case of me not finding something funny, it's a case of it not being even remotely funny to anyone outside the table of drunker people you were sitting with the other "nite!".

As such, i would be punching someone in the fact for the CHILD not having a sense of humour, as i clearly stated i would punch them in their MOTHER'S face.

I can't believe i need to repeat this simple point.:p

me-skywalker

The-Rigger wrote: »

..the joke was photoshopped?!

haha never claimed i started it or anythign just one of my mates said it twisted ona nite and and thought ild spread the devilment! maybe that xcd? guy photoshopped the joke in the first place...

/sleep zzzzz

me-skywalker

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Then you can ctrl+x their face :pac:

or ctrl+h them with a newer model

Zangetsu

You can see the strings....

ctrl+alt+del

Turd Ferguson

Just went to get a sandwich for lunch. The deli woman made it and handed it to me. I handed back and said I wanted one that wasnt photoshopped. She looked so lost, bless her. I lolled.


PS: I didnt get her to make another one, I'm not that bad

stovelid

me-skywalker wrote: »

Ways to annoy ppl that think you care about waht they are telling you... keep telling them things are photoshopped...

I find it rather instructive that you say ppl as opposed to friends.

Dartz

From the Top of the WTC on 9/11

Krieg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/this-looks-shopped.thumbnail.jpg

Mr.Lizard

consultech wrote: »

pfffffffffffffft. Photoshop is for richers. MS Paint ftw.

Rich bastard! I'm still using Crayola! :mad:

tricky D

..the joke was photoshoppedGIMPed?!

fyp

me-skywalker

Deleted User wrote: »

ctrl+alt+del

twice.....

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Just went to get a sandwich for lunch. The deli woman made it and handed it to me. I handed back and said I wanted one that wasnt photoshopped. She looked so lost, bless her. I lolled.


PS: I didnt get her to make another one, I'm not that bad

haha bad bad...

sounds like something from that crap 'I Dare Ya...' programme...

Capt'n Midnight

Part of the EULA of photoshop is to agree to not use the name as a verb. Photoshopping is thus illegal, unless you have a very old version.