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piss in the shower

poisonated · 2009-03-17 12:09:43

alright this is a weird one.I presume after hours is the place for this. I was having a few guys over last night for drinks.One guy decides to p in the shower instead of waiting 30 seconds to use the toilet.There was shampoo bottles and that on the floor of the shower.Is this disgusting?.I locked him in until he said sorry…

17-03-2009 12:09pm

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alright this is a weird one.I presume after hours is the place for this.
I was having a few guys over last night for drinks.One guy decides to p in the shower instead of waiting 30 seconds to use the toilet.There was shampoo bottles and that on the floor of the shower.Is this disgusting?.I locked him in until he said sorry but he wouldnt do it for about 10 minutes and after that he was very annoyed and left in a pisser.Who is in the right here.I tried calling him a few times but he is ignoring me.Probably sounds like a real b....y argument.i am just looking for opinions on this.what would you do?

sorry:o
this is a kind of unique situation though

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#2 17-03-2009 12:10pm

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Here we go again

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055040044
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054951643
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055172273
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=287072

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#3 17-03-2009 12:12pm

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OP: Be ashamed.

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#4 17-03-2009 12:14pm

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Man Law # 3: Thou shall piss in shower if toilet is unavailable.

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#5 17-03-2009 12:20pm

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The sink is handier, perfect height too

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#6 17-03-2009 12:27pm

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You need new friends.

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#7 17-03-2009 12:29pm

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OP; I think you may have over reacted.

Unless you were taking a shower at the time..

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#8 17-03-2009 12:31pm

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For some reason, **** sturck me as s-h-i-t in the shower.

Piss? I piss all the time in the shower, wont it get washed away anyways? throw on the shower head for a minute etc

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#9 17-03-2009 12:35pm

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Agree that the sink is a better option.

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#10 17-03-2009 12:37pm

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id go in the sink before the shower... but then again, i'd go out the window before either.

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#11 17-03-2009 12:40pm

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I usually piss in the sink when i am taking a shower.

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#12 17-03-2009 12:41pm

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id go in the sink before the shower... but then again, i'd go out the window before either.

I've done that once. It was liberating.

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#13 17-03-2009 12:45pm

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K4t wrote: »

I've done that once. It was liberating.

corrib village.. we had a big session where ya were only allowed to go out the window. gud craic!

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#14 17-03-2009 12:51pm

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corrib village.. we had a big session where ya were only allowed to go out the window. gud craic!

I hear it's like that every day up there?

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#15 17-03-2009 12:53pm

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was pretty mad when i lived there yea..! all of 3 years ago

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#16 17-03-2009 1:18pm

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Its all Pipes !

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#17 17-03-2009 1:22pm

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I piss in my girlfriends mouth.

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#18 17-03-2009 1:23pm

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Pissing in the shower is fine, pissing all over your shampoo bottles is not. He would have earned himself a beating in my house. Is it such a fúcking chore to pick up the bottles first?

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#19 17-03-2009 1:26pm

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why didnt he just piss in the corner. I know I have when smashed. Or at least the couch:D

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#20 17-03-2009 1:27pm

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The Hitcher wrote: »

I piss in my girlfriends mouth.

Is she ok with it?

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#21 17-03-2009 1:30pm

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The Hitcher wrote: »

I piss in my girlfriends mouth.

I have done this.

Not into water sports or anything late that. In one of those (hammered out of your brain sleep walking and pissing on furniture) situations, I got out of bed and pissed all over her face.

She was quite upset. We had also just moved in together. Not quite one of my proudest moments.

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#22 17-03-2009 1:30pm

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K4t wrote: »

Is she ok with it?

She was, but she didn't like me doing it while she was asleep.

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#23 17-03-2009 1:43pm

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Retrovertigo wrote: »

I have done this.

Not into water sports or anything late that. In one of those (hammered out of your brain sleep walking and pissing on furniture) situations, I got out of bed and pissed all over her face.

She was quite upset. We had also just moved in together. Not quite one of my proudest moments.

this is one of those cases where you hope your work-mates don't know your boards account

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#24 17-03-2009 2:06pm

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Retrovertigo wrote: »

I have done this.

Not into water sports or anything late that. In one of those (hammered out of your brain sleep walking and pissing on furniture) situations, I got out of bed and pissed all over her face.

She was quite upset. We had also just moved in together. Not quite one of my proudest moments.

now that is funny stuff.

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#25 17-03-2009 2:07pm

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The Hitcher wrote: »

I piss in my girlfriends mouth.

Well how about that, so do I!

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The Hitcher wrote: »

I piss in my girlfriends mouth.

I piss in my OH's ear

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#27 17-03-2009 2:16pm

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MagicMarker wrote: »

Well how about that, so do I!

I think we've all pissed in his girlfriends mouth at one point or another

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#28 17-03-2009 9:22pm

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ive never ever pissed in the shower but as a dare i once pissed in a fireplace , i was about 9

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#29 17-03-2009 9:48pm

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If he had just pissed in the shower I'd say you overreacted but him pissing on your shampoo bottles and stuff is fairly bad form.

He should have either picked the things up from the shower before pissing or else (if ye have a back garden) go outside for a leak (which is what I prob would have done)

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#30 17-03-2009 9:58pm

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You're forgetting the Golden Rule:

You can only p1ss in the shower when taking a shower.

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#31 17-03-2009 10:36pm

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Yeah pissing in the shower while showering is fine but not otherwise...

Me.... I have a problem when I drink Guinness... so far I have pissed in my suitcase while on holidays and pissed in my wifes shoes in her wardrobe... it only happens after Guinness... funny its like sleepwalking but strangely when its discovered I always remember...!!!! I dont drink it any more...!!!

Rats

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#32 17-03-2009 10:41pm

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poisonated wrote: »

alright this is a weird one.I presume after hours is the place for this.
I was having a few guys over last night for drinks.One guy decides to p in the shower instead of waiting 30 seconds to use the toilet.There was shampoo bottles and that on the floor of the shower.Is this disgusting?.I locked him in until he said sorry but he wouldnt do it for about 10 minutes and after that he was very annoyed and left in a pisser.Who is in the right here.I tried calling him a few times but he is ignoring me.Probably sounds like a real b....y argument.i am just looking for opinions on this.what would you do?

sorry:o
this is a kind of unique situation though

Your name is not Fluttering Bantam and it's not the end of April. Therefore your toilet thread is done.

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