How lazy are you?

Mr.Lizard

I'm so lazy I avoid walking to the toilet by pissing in a 2litre plastic milk bottle and then emptying it in the back garden when it fills up.

Ardscoil Ris

So lazy I'm not even going to think of a witty response for this thread.

Disease Ridden

I'm so lazy I somehow defy the laws of physics.

K4t

I'm so lazy I hold in a sh*t for a few hours at a time. But who doesn't?

orestes

I'm so lazy I'm not even gonna bother finshing typ

Sanjuro

I'm not that lazy, but I never seem to finish things I st

stepbar

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I'm so lazy I avoid walking to the toilet by pissing in a 2litre plastic milk bottle and then emptying it in the back garden when it fills up.

You're not lazy. You're disgusting.

aoibhebree

I'm so lazy that I'm not going to bother finishing this sente...

Kiera

Yore mama is so lazy blah blah blah.....

Cant be arsed looking up lazy jokes.

Saibh

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I'm so lazy I avoid walking to the toilet by pissing in a 2litre plastic milk bottle and then emptying it in the back garden when it fills up.

Have you no toilets indoor to empty the filled bottle into?

Mimikyu

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Mr.Lizard

Toilet's upstairs. Couldn't be bothered walking the flight.

Anyway, I'm saving the enviornment 9litres of water every time I do it this way.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm so lazy I.... aw, feck it...

staker

my hand's burning in the fire:pac::pac:

Hogzy

meh

Im so lazy when i walk my dog i just drive off and the dog runs after me

CamperMan

can't be bothered

stepbar

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Toilet's upstairs. Couldn't be bothered walking the flight.

Anyway, I'm saving the enviornment 9litres of water every time I do it this way.

Tis something to be really proud of. Too lazy to piss in a toilet yet p1sses into a bottle. Classy :rolleyes:

Fago!

I had a college assignment due in about 6 weeks ago and didn't do it out of pure lazyness. Something always came up that was more important (even if it was a nap)

What's worse is she gave me an extension on it till this week. I haven't got it done. I took today off to do it, but as of yet.... (You see where this is going)

...and the course depends on this assignment.

I really hate being lazy... ...but i'm not this lazy.

I'm so lazy I avoid walking to the toilet by pissing in a 2litre plastic milk bottle and then emptying it in the back garden when it fills up.

Whoa. That's bad.

K4t

Do you think in a few years time that we could all be walking around with our own piss bottles?

up them Schteps

Hogzy wrote: »

meh

Im so lazy when i walk my dog i just drive off and the dog runs after me

Really............?

Mr.Lizard

K4t wrote: »

Do you think in a few years time that we could all be walking around with our own piss bottles?

That'd be sweet!

I don't see why anyone would be disgusted tho? For one thing, I keep a lid on the bottle to avoid any odours.

Milky Moo

During college I used to live at the end of bird avenue in windy arbour,we used to get San Marinos chip shop to deliver to us...it would take over an hour to be delievered the alternative was a 5min walk to collect it..if even that

Kazooie

Are you taking the piss (pun intended)? This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. Pissing into a bottle in your living room! :eek::eek:

Good luck to ya buddy. You'll need it.

dr.bollocko

Kazooie wrote: »

Are you taking the piss (pun intended)? This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. Pissing into a bottle in your living room! :eek::eek:

Good luck to ya buddy. You'll need it.

I have one of them sitting rooms what also has a kitchen in it so I just have to pee in the sink.
No emptyin bottles out for me.

Dictated by Dr. Bollocko.

up them Schteps

Lying on the couch one day, I wanted to make a long phone call to my ex, but didnt want to get the phone which was just out of reach. Used my mobile to ring the house phone and pretended to be asleep until my brother came in and answered the phone. I then said into the mobile was I there, he got pissed off and threw me the phone!!!

Result i'd say

Kazooie

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I have one of them sitting rooms what also has a kitchen in it so I just have to pee in the sink.
No emptyin bottles out for me.

Dictated by Dr. Bollocko.

Nice. Some shot from the armchair that is! what is it 7-10 feet away?

K4t

Kazooie wrote: »

Nice. Some shot from the armchair that is! what is it 7-10 feet away?

You'd want to knock one out beforehand :pac:

SoWatchaWant

I'm pretty lazy sometimes, even though I exercise regularly. The rest of the time, I'm lazy but I deserve it.

kelle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3lJwyQ_2Qg

tony1kenobi

K4t wrote: »

I'm so lazy I hold in a sh*t for a few hours at a time. But who doesn't?

I don't....I just sh1t my pants and wait for someone to clean me up.

Aidric

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I don't....I just sh1t my pants and wait for someone to clean me up.

Nice. I got out of that habit after the rash's became unbearable.

pebbles21

im so lazy one day i was driving up the m1 to ballbriggan but ended up in belfast cos i was to lazy to turn the steering wheel!

Mr.Lizard

I don't understand these people who hold a sh1t in? It seems like more effort than just going for a ****? I certainly don't try to sh1t in my milk bottle! There's a time when you just have to admit defeat against the human excretion systems.

pipeliner

K4t wrote: »

Do you think in a few years time that we could all be walking around with our own piss bottles?

Maybe in your 70's

K4t

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I don't understand these people who hold a sh1t in? It seems like more effort than just going for a ****? I certainly don't try to sh1t in my milk bottle! There's a time when you just have to admit defeat against the human excretion systems.

Nah, it just feels great.

Mr.Lizard

Progress report. Went upstairs for a poo and a wee-wee just now. Splash-down successful. Bottle currently at around 75%

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm so lazy I watch sky news.

Busi_Girl08

Kelle beat me to it!

Too lazy........quote.

Use...grammer...spl chks...syllbls....vwls.....

*falls into a lazy induced coma*

Earthhorse

I'm not lazy, I'm surly! :mad:

tommybrennan15

Im so lazy if there was work on the bed I would lie on the floor]

Mr.Lizard

Progress report: Bottle emptied. Round 2.

HarryPalmer

The piss-jug is a staple of bachelor life. Good work, OP.

00112984

I'm so lazy, I'm not even sexually active; I just lie there.

Zippie84

i'm so lazy i use disposabe plates rather than have to wash the real ones








well not really like...

MoveOn

I'm so

Pride Fighter

Oh no I forgot my piss sack. Bo selecta!

Thomas_S_Hunterson

I often sit down for a piss.

I've gotten taxis for walks which would have taken a few minutes.

I order stuff on the internet rather than traipsing around town shopping.

mumhaabu

Woman on top tbh, sex can be hard work you know!

hurdehur

eh

Grim.

v

barnacle

Meh, I tie string to everything and affix the string to a complex pulley system, so everything is a quick jerk of the wrist away.