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The evil of UHT milk

  • 15-03-2009 1:10am
    #1
    Trouser_Press
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    I would rather pour the discharge from a goat's willy in to my tea.


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  • #2
    Wez
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    Every time I'm stuck on a train or plane I always regret being so broke and resorting to it to moisten my mouth.. EVERY TIME!


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    I would rather pour the discharge from a goat's willy in to my tea.

    Just use real milk then


  • #4
    Firetrap
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    I don't mind UHT milk, though the goat's willy sounds interesting :eek:


  • #5
    Aodan83
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    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Just use real milk then
    Or just don't use any milk at all. It's not a necessity(Just a bit weird without it)


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
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    Firetrap wrote: »
    I don't mind UHT milk, though the goat's willy sounds interesting :eek:


    It is..........


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  • #7
    Snowie
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    uht is great you can leave it out for days and it dont go off..............


  • #8
    RATM
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    Milk goes sour you know, unless of course it's UHT milk but there's no demand for that because it's sh1te


  • #9
    yellowcurl
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    It's the one thing that puts me off of tea/coffee on planes, in hotel rooms, cheap conference places. Anywhere that's too cheapskate to buy in fresh milk on a regular basis.


  • #10
    RATM
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    yellowcurl wrote: »
    It's the one thing that puts me off of tea/coffee on planes, in hotel rooms, cheap conference places. Anywhere that's too cheapskate to buy in fresh milk on a regular basis.

    Imagine working in the UHT 'dairy' where your Friday perk is a few cartons of the sh1te and it's the only milk available in the staff canteen :pac:


  • #11
    banshee_bones
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    "UHT? Ah ya dont need to worry about that, nobody drinks it becoz its sh1te!"


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  • #12
    Trouser_Press
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    rarnes1 wrote: »
    It is..........

    :eek:


  • #13
    SoupyNorman
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    Where do you get it these days, used to be McDonalds but they have Mc Cafes now, how Parisian I know.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
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    You always know when those little UHT cartons are passed it when they start to implode. :eek:


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    I would rather pour the discharge from a goat's willy in to my tea.

    Ram it into that cup of tea so and stop bleating on AHs about it.


  • #16
    marcsignal
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBwwcU2c3u4


  • #17
    n0fX
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    Father ted has an answer to everything


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
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    That would be an ecumenical matter!


  • #19
    Gummy Panda
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    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Or just don't use any milk at all. It's not a necessity(Just a bit weird without it)

    Yep. Drink some green tea, OP!!


  • #20
    Abi
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    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    Where do you get it these days, used to be McDonalds but they have Mc Cafes now, how Parisian I know.

    I buy it. Some Tesco stores have it, and so does Lidl.


  • #21
    donmeister
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    That would be an ecumenical matter!

    Too much......too much........


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  • #22
    Krieg
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    I didnt even know you could buy it here
    I thought it was made then sent off to kids in africa


  • #23
    thebigcheese22
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    Aye I'm gonna be living in France this summer and i hate that milk! :(

    I'll have to ship over some real milk from the green isle! :pac:


  • #24
    Podman
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    I thought UHT was the main ingredient in the McSlurry


  • #25
    Stephen
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    thebigcheese22 wrote: »
    Aye I'm gonna be living in France this summer and i hate that milk! :(

    I'll have to ship over some real milk from the green isle! :pac:

    Crazy French people. According to Wikipedia 95% of milk sold there is that UHT sh1te :eek:


  • #26
    Latchy
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    Stephen wrote: »
    Crazy French people. According to Wikipedia 95% of milk sold there is that UHT sh1te :eek:
    Same in Hollond and it turns sour much quicker there to although I got used to it in my coffee .


  • #27
    View Profile
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    Count yourselves fecking lucky. I've been living in Spain for the past year and you cant get any fresh milk. Been using poxy UHT and its driving me mad.!:mad:


  • #28
    Latchy
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    View Profile wrote: »
    Count yourselves fecking lucky. I've been living in Spain for the past year and you cant get any fresh milk. Been using poxy UHT and its driving me mad.!:mad:
    Dont they have any local goats ? ie goat milk ;)


  • #29
    Big Wave
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    That would be an ecumenical matter!
    Fail, for trying too hard.


  • #30
    Eoin
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    Stephen wrote: »
    Crazy French people. According to Wikipedia 95% of milk sold there is that UHT sh1te :eek:

    Yep, my dad lives over there now and finds it pretty hard to get normal milk.


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  • #31
    Abi
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    If I dont use UHT then I would rather use soya milk.

    Regular milk has an awful after taste. Sort of how you would imagine cow or sheep shït would taste.


  • #32
    thebman
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    If I dont use UHT then I would rather use soya milk.

    Regular milk has an awful after taste. Sort of how you would imagine cow or sheep shït would taste.

    You should have checked the best before date before drinking it :P


  • #33
    emeraldstar
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    Well, I'd far far rather a cup of tea with UHT milk than no cup of tea at all. No tea would truly be what's Evil.


  • #34
    Latchy
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    is there a coonection between milk in tea and mucus.?

    If so , what's the best alternative to use in tea ?


  • #35
    RandolphEsq
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    I would rather pour the discharge from a goat's willy in to my tea.

    Is that because of the taste or is there something non-nutritional about it?

    Please . . .


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