Is there any way I can add meat to my head?

shamblertine

I've always had a pretty small head in proportion to the rest of my body. When I started bulking I was hoping as I got bigger my head would also get bigger but that hasn't been the case, and now my head is even smaller in proportion to the rest of my body. Is there anything I can do about this?

cowzerp

No..unless you get fat and get a fat head.

wylo

start studying maths and physics, itll make you brainier.

shamblertine

wylo wrote: »

start studying maths and physics, itll make you brainier.

can you increase the size of your brain and thus head by keeping your mind active and sharp?

cowzerp

shamblertine wrote: »

can you increase the size of your brain and thus head by keeping your mind active and sharp?

It helps when you have a brain!
please tell me your joking?

shamblertine

no I really do have a small head and want to make it bigger

acontadino

its you on the right OP.

Hogzy

You could strap two pork loins to your head like ear muffs,
Id recommend washing the meat first!!!


Or you could stuff a balaclava full of taytos!!!

shamblertine

acontadino wrote: »

its you on the right OP.

Thats not far off to be honest

I wish my head was more like the guy on the left, his head is perfect in proportion to his body.

Fanny Cradock

Two step process:

1) Seal off all the orifices in your head bar one and insert a bicycle pump nozzle into that hole forming a tight seal in the process.

2) Start pumping.

cormie

Grow a fro!

On along the same lines, is there any way to NOT lose weight off your face if you're training?

Killme00

Of course you can. If you follow the programme laid out in starting strength (squat, deadlift and bench) and drink plenty of milk, the size of your head will grow. You can see that several fitness posters are already using ss + milk and they have big heads.

shamblertine

Killme00 wrote: »

Of course you can. If you follow the programme laid out in starting strength (squat, deadlift and bench) and drink plenty of milk, the size of your head will grow. You can see that several fitness posters are already using ss + milk and they have big heads.

like who? maybe they had big heads to start with?

Hugh Mongus

Work on your ego OP...

Seriously though, do you do much neck work? Maybe you could add in some into your routine. This will give the illusion of a bigger head. In terms of exercises, I recommend the wrestler's bridge.

Killme00

shamblertine wrote: »

like who? maybe they had big heads to start with?

hmm, im starting to think this wasnt a serious question in the OP

itsallaboutheL

shamblertine wrote: »

I've always had a pretty small head in proportion to the rest of my body. When I started bulking I was hoping as I got bigger my head would also get bigger but that hasn't been the case, and now my head is even smaller in proportion to the rest of my body. Is there anything I can do about this?

Short Term.................Viagra

shamblertine

Hugh Mongus wrote: »

Work on your ego OP...

Seriously though, do you do much neck work? Maybe you could add in some into your routine. This will give the illusion of a bigger head. In terms of exercises, I recommend the wrestler's bridge.

how do you do the wrestlers bridge?

Hugh Mongus

Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd8YrWU4OS4

Disclaimer: do NOT jump from 1-8 when you're just starting off. Unless you want a broken neck. You'd need to leave your hands down for a couple of weeks so that you can build up the resistance over time.

cardio,shoot me

omfg lol stop toying with him, no there is no way to increase the size of your head in proportion to your body, unless u get fat, to increase your head size you would have to increase your skeletal structure which just isnt gonna happen. and when he said starting strength users have big heads he meant big ego

itsallaboutheL

cardio,shoot me wrote: »

omfg lol stop toying with him, no there is no way to increase the size of your head in proportion to your body, unless u get fat, to increase your head size you would have to increase your skeletal structure which just isnt gonna happen. and when he said starting strength users have big heads he meant big ego

Why is anyone still entertaining the OP anyway.............

g'em

Stop starting these ridiculous threads.