The sheep farmer and artificial insemination

tossy

A sheep farmer is having trouble getting his ram to mate with ihs flock,he has tried everytihng including changing rams and is at his wits end,he turns to his vet who concludes that the farmers only option is artificial insemination,the farmer hasn't got a clue what this is but decides to himself that the vet means for him to take the sheep home and mate with them himself in front of the ram to teach the ram how it is done- he is simple uneducated man you see

So that evening he quietly leaves the house and herds all the sheep into the back of his landrover and drives a few miles into the wood where he demonstrates to the ram how it is done by having his wicked way with a few of the sheep,he packs them all back into the landrover and returns home and falls asleep in bed,he awakes the next morning and asks his wife to look out the window at the sheep to see if the are mating..

No she replies the are just quietly grazing.

Not to be outdone that evening he packs them into the landrover again and hits the woods,again he has his way with a few sheep while the ram looks on,back into the landrover and back home he falls asleep.

The next morning he awakes and ask his wife to check on the sheep to see if the are mating,she looks out the window and in shock replies...

"the are all in the landrover and one of them is beeping the horn!"

seanybiker

tis an old one but one of me favourites.

dh0661

ba ba beep beep :rolleyes: