Have you ever been caught giving somebody the fingers behind their back?

JohnGalt

I was caught giving a priest the fingers in the reflection of the window he was facing, schoolboy error, but then I was a schoolboy at the time, so it was appropriate to make a schoolboy error at that particular point in time.

javaboy

I thought this was going to be about that "wrong hole" urban legend.

Gummy Panda

JohnGalt wrote: »

I was caught giving a priest the fingers in the reflection of the window he was facing, schoolboy error, but then I was a schoolboy at the time, so it was appropriate to make a schoolboy error at that particular point in time.

Who caught you fingering the priest?

My name is URL

No, what's the point in doing it behind someones back? lol

SoWatchaWant

Could have been worded better, OP

Ass

My brother was browsing through his friends of friends on some social networking website and randomly found a picture of two girls posing for a photo in a club somewhere and he's in the background right behind them giving him the fingers.
I laughed so hard when I saw it.

shenanigans1982

A bloke I know hides his finger with his other hand when he is sticking it up at anyone. Being doing it for years and is convinced nobdoy knows what he is doing.

Quint

Upward Spiral wrote: »

No, what's the point in doing it behind someones back? lol

Ìt makes you feel better. And usually everyone laughs, so the person you gave the fingers to knows you did something, but doesn't know what. Unless you're caught.
I accidently called someone a w@nker on the phone - I thought they hung up.

Professey Chin

javaboy wrote: »

I thought this was going to be about that "wrong hole" urban legend.

Thats no urban legend

chin_grin

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

A bloke I know hides his finger with his other hand when he is sticking it up at anyone. Being doing it for years and is convinced nobdoy knows what he is doing.

Is he still six years old?

shenanigans1982

chin_grin wrote: »

Is he still six years old?

Close to 30 which is the sad part.:rolleyes:

chin_grin

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Close to 30 which is the sad part.:rolleyes:

Ok, have to admire that so. Who wants to grow old? Ever.

OldGoat

I was caught waving varying numbers of digits at the computer when it (of it's own accord) decided to screw with my head and develop bugs that had never existed before. I ranted and shouted and saluted it vigourisly while my boss stood behind me. Naturally I blamed someone else.

Abi

Upward Spiral wrote: »

No, what's the point in doing it behind someones back? lol

+1


Why not just tell the receiver to fúck off? Its two-faced other wise.

I quite enjoy doing at other drivers. The kind that like to flash their lights at you for over-taking someone within the speed limit. I take my time and extend my middle finger within their eye shot.

Once Ive returned to the left lane, I like to watch them angerily accelerate and as they pass me by I smile and stick my two fingers against the window.

So satisfying. Wänkers

BaconZombie

Was going to post the a Youtube link to the Jimmy Carr joke about "Two in the Pink, One in the Stink...." but it's been removed..... Fecking Youtube.....