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Ninja Kangaroos?

  • 09-03-2009 7:15pm
    #1
    DarkJager
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    Ninja Kangaroo
    Article wrote:
    An Australian man has fought off a 6ft, 90lbs kangaroo after it burst through his bedroom window and rampaged around his house, terrifying his young children.
    The confused marsupial smashed its way into Beat Ettlin's home in the Canberra suburb of Garran.

    The 42-year-old told Sky News Online: "I just saw this black thing. I thought it was a lunatic ninja, an intruder. It just fell on top of us on the bed. A couple of seconds later I realised it was a kangaroo."

    I would personally assume that it's a burglar breaking in, wouldn't you? How many homes have been broken into in the last, oh I don't know, thousand years by "lunatic ninjas"? I suppose thats just one downside to smoking too much green while watching Dolph Lundgren movies...


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  • #2
    Rb
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    Given that he's Australian, by "ninja" he clearly means...


  • #3
    gurramok
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    RTE say the man is Swiss! http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0309/kangaroo.html

    Talk about been thrown out!
    Ettlin said he heard his 10-year-old son Leighton screaming 'There's a roo in my room,' ran in and wrestled the 2m (6.5ft) tall kangaroo into a headlock, then dragged it down the hall and out the front door, AAP reported.


  • #4
    dr.bollocko
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    Rb wrote: »
    Given that he's Australian, by "ninja" he clearly means...

    Chuz Wozzas!


  • #5
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Chuz Wozzas!
    Simpsons reference but still funny dude :D


  • #6
    Creamy Goodness
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    a spoon?


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  • #7
    S.I.R
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    theirs 3 ninja kangaroos in this thread try and find em :eek:


  • #8
    tony1kenobi
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    You must admire that the dude was ready to fight a ninja. I wouldn't.

    I'd fight a kangaroo though.

    I don't think I would fight a kangaroo ninja.


  • #9
    CreepingDeath
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    It was probably Skippy trying to tell them there was a bush fire coming their way.


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