Weird addict tendencies.

hullaballoo

Ok, I'm more or less demonic (or at least very uncivil) until I've had my first cup of coffee and a smoke. I know it's not unusual in itself but I had a dillemma this morning:

I had about 1/4 of a teaspoon of coffee and no money. So, I ransacked the cupboards and found another 1/2 teaspoon of coffee in a tiny coffee jar - but it was all stuck to the bottom. What to do?

Well, not to be outdone, I poured the 1/4 teaspoon into the tiny jar, added my sugar, poured in the water and hey presto, a perfect cup of coffee (though in miniature). Crisis averted.

So, I'm wondering what other ideas you guys have had to satisfy your habitual cravings or what-not. I'm just going to pre-empt those of you who want to say, 'aw man, i woz cravin crack one day so i bet up a granny and took her pension' - no you weren't, and no you didn't. (:

banshee_bones

hullaballoo wrote: »

Ok, I'm more or less demonic (or at least very uncivil) until I've had my first cup of coffee

yeah im the same but for me its tea... but if that was me i would have had to go out and get milk, but theres usually some in the fridge with three of us living in the house so its all good!

always try and keep a jar of change handy for such addict behaviour! :pac:

Auvers

when I used to smoke tobacco\hash, I used to go through the ashtrays and get all the decent buts and upwrap what was left and get out my trusty rizla papers then role and smoke away

TestTransmission

i had to fap off to 80's porn once

Genghiz Cohen

I took out a third mortgage to fund my drinking.

flyton5

I have to masturbate while watching the antiques roadshow...

ScumLord

Final notices and threatening letters from the bank make great roaches. The best are the political party flyers you get during the elections.

I watch TV in friends houses to avoid paying for satellite and electricity.

6th

So hard up was I to chat to the dead I had a 7 hour conversation with john ritter on the aul ouija.