Funniest thing you've seen someone do and pretend didnt happen!

Mmcd

Was in McDonalds and saw a granny there with a young grandchild. They'd finished and were about to leave. The granny said to hurry on to the grandchild who was still finishing and then turned around and walked straight into the glass window at the side of the glass door with a right whack. She then walked straight out the door. I felt bad but was still in stitches laughing. To make it better a minute later she had to come back for the grandchild.

Ardscoil Ris

Old people and the world around them....lol rofl lol. *Makes his escape in his Roflcopter*

Dub13

This...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTdDL_WVRI

Ardscoil Ris

Dub13 wrote: »

This...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTdDL_WVRI

That was disappointing. Thought he would get hit by a clown car or something. Just a man doing a shít on a road.

alexandros

Sitting at a 24hour restaurant at three in the morning after a night of drinking trying to get something to eat before trying to drive anywhere.
I was with 5 of my friends and we had been sat next to a large group of 9 or 10 pre-pubescent girls that appeared to be from very wealthy families.

These girls were giving us dirty looks all night long and considering we looked like we had just gotten done posing as extras for a Nine Inch Nails music video.. with piercings, tattoos, multicolored mohawks, chains and black leather boots with three inch platform heels.. we might have deserved those dirty looks.

One of the girls pulls out a cell phone and starts talking to someone on it very loudly; while turning over to stare at us every minute or so with some disgusted look on her face.

This was 1996 and most people didn’t have cell phones back then.. the few that did ..either hid them or flaunted them.

Just a few minutes into this; her cell phone rings while held up against her ear.. startles the hell out of her and she drops it to the ground breaking it in several pieces.
(she was faking the whole conversation just to look cool)

We burst out laughing and she burst out crying as she ran out of the room embarrassed
as hell.
It was a great moment!

moretothegirl

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

That was disappointing. Thought he would get hit by a clown car or something. Just a man doing a shít on a road.

i saw a knacker take a **** in one of those passport photo booths.... they got out afterwards and had the cheek to go after the staff of the place and give out about "someone" takin a dump in the photo booth and how disgusting it was .... the fuker stood there watching and laughing as the poor teenager had to come and clean it out

Ardscoil Ris

moretothegirl wrote: »

i saw a knacker take a **** in one of those passport photo booths.... they got out afterwards and had the cheek to go after the staff of the place and give out about "someone" takin a dump in the photo booth and how disgusting it was .... the fuker stood there watching and laughing as the poor teenager had to come and clean it out

I wish those people would go away and die.

Naos

Dub13 wrote: »

This...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTdDL_WVRI

Anyone know what the music in the background is?

moretothegirl

oh man me too, i could rant for hours about how angry they make me!

LadyJ

I saw a woman in Arnotts once who knocked over some vase and broke it. She proceeded to look around to check if anyone had seen her but she didn't see me and so she started kicking the glass underneath the display table and then walked off briskly.

It was pretty funny.

Fringe

I saw my French teacher trip up the stairs once. It was so funny but I just quickly walked up as he turned left.

ScumLord

alexander.t wrote: »

This was 1996 and most people didn’t have cell phones back then.. the few that did ..either hid them or flaunted them.

I thought all children born after 95 reciebce a free phone in their after birth. Maybe that was just anyone born in the Conner family.


One year many moons when we got a cold winter me and a friend where very disapointed by the lack of ice for us to go sliding on. As every Irish person will know you either get very cold weather or wet weather, so the ground was dry as a bone during the cold snap. This disappointed us no end so we spent the day throwing buckets of water all over the road during the Sunday morning.

We went up town for an hour or two while we waited for the estate to get nice and slippery. After a while we went back and as we entered the estate we saw the old man across the street heading towards our slippery masterpiece. We wondered if the path had frozen over has he hobbled along on his walking stick and soon got our answer as he flew head over heals and landed on his face. He ran to his aid but couldn't help pissing ourselves with laughter. It was a real struggle to hold back the tears of laughter as we picked him up.

The day just got worse as cars slid out of control onto the main road out of the estate. We had to abandon our day of simple sliding in case anybody put two and two together.