Catholicism getting racy

Valmont

Recently, for work reasons*, I have had to attend a 15minute sermon on Fridays. To the point, the nun sang this a number of times throughout the service:

"Jesus........Melt me, mold me, Use me, Fill me". I think I was the only one in the church who let out a yelp of stifled laughter.


*I can say no more other than it is necessary.

robindch

Valmont wrote: »

Recently, for work reasons*, I have had to attend a 15minute sermon on Fridays.

I'm intrigued -- are you a priest, altar boy, choir-member or organist?

5uspect

[Fingers crossed]Pope...[/Fingers crossed]

Teacher?

Galvasean

Valmont wrote: »

"Jesus........Melt me, mold me, Use me, Fill me". I think I was the only one in the church who let out a yelp of stifled laughter.

"Batman..............Hold me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill me"?

Valmont

I was hoping the focus would be on the nun's innuendo-laden song not on my involuntary infiltration of the church.

Phototoxin

Yeah well it depends how you take it /scoffaw:pac: :pac: :pac:

Better than the angel piercing yer one with his 'lance of fire'

Zombrex

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I want to feel his salvation all over my face

Dades

Lads, I'm not sure if a thread on unintentional catholic sexual innuendo is becoming of us.

Bear the charter in mind.

fitz0

http://flickr.com/photos/28285678@N00/2371918260/
Too far?

rainbow kirby

fitz0 wrote: »

http://flickr.com/photos/28285678@N00/2371918260/
Too far?

Possibly better in the Religious Humour thread.

Dades

Tis in there already a couple of times!

To be fair it's gold that one.

fitz0

Thats indeed where I found the little gem

PDN

Valmont wrote: »

Recently, for work reasons*, I have had to attend a 15minute sermon on Fridays. To the point, the nun sang this a number of times throughout the service:

"Jesus........Melt me, mold me, Use me, Fill me". I think I was the only one in the church who let out a yelp of stifled laughter.


*I can say no more other than it is necessary.

Shouldn't this be in the '15-year old atheist' thread?

"Puris omnia pura." (St Jerome)

kiffer

PDN wrote: »

Shouldn't this be in the '15-year old atheist' thread?

"Puris omnia pura." (St Jerome)

No. It should be in the religious humor thread... The 15 year old in the other thread seems less juvenile.

Nonne viri non pura sunt?
Sorry my latin is still weak.

kelly1

Wicknight wrote: »

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
I want to feel his salvation all over my face

Seriously, this blasphemy deserves a banning! :mad: Not even a yellow card...

Wacker

Valmont wrote: »

Recently, for work reasons*, I have had to attend a 15minute sermon on Fridays. To the point, the nun sang this a number of times throughout the service:

"Jesus........Melt me, mold me, Use me, Fill me". I think I was the only one in the church who let out a yelp of stifled laughter.


*I can say no more other than it is necessary.

Spirit of the Living God is the name of the hymn. I learned it when I was about seven, and even then I thought those lyrics were quite... odd.
I have quite an unusual memory.

Bougeoir

kelly1 wrote: »

Seriously, this blasphemy deserves a banning! :mad: Not even a yellow card...

I know! JESUS CHRIST or what? :rolleyes:

rainbow kirby

kelly1 wrote: »

Seriously, this blasphemy deserves a banning! :mad: Not even a yellow card...

Man, look where you're posting. :pac:

darjeeling

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Man, look where you're posting. :pac:

I know, but I wouldn't want to go to far towards encouraging the stereotypical view expressed somewhere around these parts of A&A posters as 'angry young men most of you under 21 no doubt...up late in your bedrooms hating Christians, the world and resenting your parents'.

Edit:
[/back seat modding] - all due deference to our overlords - new and familiar

Reedit: scrap charter quote on advice of my attorney.

Dades

kelly1 wrote: »

Seriously, this blasphemy deserves a banning! :mad: Not even a yellow card...

Blasphemy is hardly relevant here, Noel. There was still an implied verbal warning given.

That said this thread is probably best forgotten.