If you could do one thing today..

hada · 27-02-2009 4:08pm #1

...And get away with it. What would it be?

Frankly there's a girl that keeps cracking her knuckles in front of me here and I want to slap her silly and tell her to stop.

Oh and I'm going to nip this in the bud very quickly before someone says it - yore ma.

There.

Well?

giggsy664 · 27-02-2009 4:16pm

Yore M... Oh.

Carry on.

Danbo! · 27-02-2009 4:18pm

Tiger Kidnapping

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-02-2009 4:20pm

Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

KTRIC · 27-02-2009 4:21pm

Win the Euro Millions and hand in my notice.

CreepingDeath · 27-02-2009 4:21pm

Declare Fianna Fáil as an illegal organisation, membership punishable by exile.

Ardscoil Ris · 27-02-2009 4:22pm

Post a comment in this thread.

Tar.Aldarion · 27-02-2009 4:25pm

Avril.

Abi · 27-02-2009 4:25pm

Get out on the razz with a friend, who is also a boardsie, Ive promised for a while but havent had the chance. Make each other lol. That is all.

Money cant buy that.

Borneo Fnctn · 27-02-2009 4:25pm

I'd leave the country for a week or so. You know, just to clear my head. Traveling really relaxes me.

Quality · 27-02-2009 4:27pm

Have a three some with Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg without Mr Quality finding out..
It might be difficult because they will want to brag after the seeing to I would give them:cool:

busted flush · 27-02-2009 4:41pm

Quality wrote: »

Have a three some with Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg without Mr Quality finding out..
It might be difficult because they will want to brag after the seeing to I would give them:cool:

You know im almost the spit of both brad and mark, and i would be open to a seeing to!

consultech · 27-02-2009 4:45pm

Crystal meth

alexandros · 27-02-2009 4:54pm

Twins?
(maybe flight attendants.. on an airplane to anywhere tropical..)

shaner · 27-02-2009 4:56pm

busted flush's estranged aunt...

Tippex · 27-02-2009 4:56pm

busted flush wrote: »

You know im almost the spit of both brad and mark, and i would be open to a seeing to!

your estranged aunt

Fizman · 27-02-2009 4:56pm

Grow a vagina in the palm of my right hand.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 27-02-2009 4:57pm

A guy in Carlow owes me 65 euro. I know where he lives, I would love to take a sh!t on his kitchen table and smear it all over the walls and what not...

Butcher boy? Oh yea baby.

Deadzone · 27-02-2009 4:57pm

Stick cancer cells right up Mary Harney's hole.

shaner · 27-02-2009 4:58pm

Adrianna Fit Minute wrote: »

A guy in Carlow owes me 65 euro. I know where he lives, I would love to take a sh!t on his kitchen table and smear it all over the walls and what not... Butcher boy? Oh yea baby.

what would be even better is getting just a morsel of sh!t and rubbing it into his office chair. that way he'd keep getting wafts of it but never quite twig... :P

Fizman · 27-02-2009 5:02pm

Deadzone wrote: »

Stick cancer cells right up Mary Harney's hole.

Quite the charmer, aren't you! :pac:

Deadzone · 27-02-2009 5:05pm

Fizman wrote: »

Quite the charmer, aren't you! :pac:

No, just a widowed father with a 12 year old daughter who's wife died of cancer. :mad:

RonMexico · 27-02-2009 5:12pm

Insist that Sharon does Six One dressed like a hooker. After each story she removes one piece of clothing before signing off with a handstand.

Tippex · 27-02-2009 5:14pm

RonMexico wrote: »

Insist that Sharon does Six One dressed like a hooker. After each story she removes one piece of clothing before signing off with a handstand.

That would be so worth the license fee..

RonMexico · 27-02-2009 5:15pm

Dobbo might actually show signs of life...:D

CreepingDeath · 27-02-2009 5:21pm

Drive-by shooting of the taxi rank on O'Connell bridge.

Berty · 27-02-2009 5:28pm

Double tap these girls breasts at the traffic lights earlier. Very tight t-shirt on big boobs and then she stretched her arms over her head. I wanted to drive past with my hand out the window.

Whack Whack.

If you could do one thing today..

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