hunt for missing 'stalker'

JJJJNR

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In 2005, a man broke into her castle, tied up a maid and then went looking for the singer.

Terrified Enya was forced to lock herself into a panic room and sound an alarm before waiting for two agonising hours until the intruder fled.

General Zod

How is this front page news?

If Enya herself went missing, perhaps....

stovelid

Woman has stalker.

Woman doesn't want stalker around.

Woman happens to be a zillionaire.

Go figure.

Wagon

From the look of that picture...maybe he decided to sail away...

Capt'n Midnight

He was expected to appear in court this week but it has now emerged that he was only last seen before Christmas.
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It has been reported that Enya has spent more than €250,000 on her personal security

:eek:
*abandons plans to stalk Enya*

Dragan

I'm gonna do that.

But i'll dress up as Shrek first.

beerbaron

In 1997, an Italian man with a picture of Enya tied around his neck walked trance-like around Dublin before eventually stabbing himself outside the pub in Donegal owned by Enya’s parents

That was some walk :eek:

Guy:Incognito

JJJJNR wrote: »

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In 2005, a man broke into her castle, tied up a maid and then went looking for the singer.

Terrified Enya was forced to lock herself into a panic room and sound an alarm before waiting for two agonising hours until the intruder fled.

Holy putting random words in bold, The Sun style, Batman.

Pepe LeFrits

Hang on, the maid is the one who gets tied up and it's Enya who has the two agonising hours sitting on her arse in a cushy safety room?

Anyway, I suppose you could say now the stalker is being stalked. Har har.

Guy:Incognito

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

Hang on, the maid is the one who gets tied up and it's Enya who has the two agonising hours sitting on her arse in a cushy safety room?

She probably could'nt get an outside line to ring the agency to organise a new maid . The thought of doing her own cleaning might push her over the edge.

galwayrush

Why don't the garda just lie in wait until he turns up at Enya's castle again.:rolleyes:

Pepe LeFrits

galwayrush wrote: »

Why don't the garda just lie in wait until he turns up at Enya's castle again.:rolleyes:

Good plan. The recession has hit the donut industry hard.

Rb

Looks like Jigsaw has completely lost control

Capt'n Midnight

galwayrush wrote: »

Why don't the garda just lie in wait until he turns up at Enya's castle again.:rolleyes:

Because of the ban on overtime because of the recession

galwayrush

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Because of the ban on overtime because of the recession

I expect our criminal classes to respect this and not indulge in their criminal behavior outside office hours.:D

Mhmm...weetabix

Enya's stalker goes missing and there's a radioactive paedophile on the loose, sounds like there's a new supervillain group been formed, wheres The Citizen when you need him??

galwayrush

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

Enya's stalker goes missing and there's a radioactive paedophile on the loose, sounds like there's a new supervillain group been formed, wheres The Citizen when you need him??

He'll be back when his 7 million is spent.:rolleyes:

Professey Chin

Enya?......really?.......theres richer and better lookin with less security to stalk

CCCP^

JJJJNR wrote: »

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In 2005, a man broke into her castle, tied up a maid and then went looking for the singer.

Terrified Enya was forced to lock herself into a panic room and sound an alarm before waiting for two agonising hours until the intruder fled.

Jesus, why didn't she try help the ****in' maid?! The bint!

Red Hand

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

Enya's stalker goes missing and there's a radioactive paedophile on the loose, sounds like there's a new supervillain group been formed, wheres The Citizen when you need him??

Ha! Very good!

For their names, I will suggest The Sail-away-or...and Kryptopaede.