Found Them

newmills

I posted a few nights ago asking where had all the roma beggars gone from around the naas road/newlands crossroads area. Was down in portlaoise today and there they were. Loads of them on the streets. Counted 4 sitting outside 4 consecutive shops - that alone must be some kind of record!!

MagicMarker

Do ya think they were watching the match last night?

Pighead

newmills wrote: »

I posted a few nights ago asking where had all the roma beggars gone from around the naas road/newlands crossroads area. Was down in portlaoise today and there they were. Loads of them on the streets. Counted 4 sitting outside 4 consecutive shops - that alone must be some kind of record!!

Well done sir. You're quite the sleuth. Now can you up the ante a tad and try to find Pighead a point to this thread?

Ardscoil Ris

newmills wrote: »

I posted a few nights ago asking where had all the roma beggars gone from around the naas road/newlands crossroads area. Was down in portlaoise today and there they were. Loads of them on the streets. Counted 4 sitting outside 4 consecutive shops - that alone must be some kind of record!!

Actually, what really happened was that I murdered one roma beggar, removed their insides, and wore their skin as a suit. The skin suit led other roma beggars that I was the person who I murdered. I used my new found identity to turn all the deceased's friends against each other which resulted in the vast majority emigrating to Portlaoise. I had earlier convinced the beggars that it rained KitKats and Toffee Crisps there and the people secrete euros on 5 minute intervals.

MagicMarker

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Actually, what really happened was that I murdered one roma beggar, removed their insides, and wore their skin as a suit. The skin suit led other roma beggars that I was the person who I murdered. I used my new found identity to turn all the deceased's friends against each other which resulted in the vast majority emigrating to Portlaoise. I had earlier convinced the beggars that it rained KitKats and Toffee Crisps there and the people secrete euros on 5 minute intervals.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

newmills

Pighead wrote: »

Well done sir. You're quite the sleuth. Now can you up the ante a tad and try to find Pighead a point to this thread?

Sorry pighead I can't find you a point to the thread at the moment as I'm busy tracking down latvians and poles who are flying in to collect the dole. Perhaps you could throw out a few feelers seeing as you are shopping in the polish shops!!:rolleyes:

newmills

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Actually, what really happened was that I murdered one roma beggar, removed their insides, and wore their skin as a suit. The skin suit led other roma beggars that I was the person who I murdered. I used my new found identity to turn all the deceased's friends against each other which resulted in the vast majority emigrating to Portlaoise. I had earlier convinced the beggars that it rained KitKats and Toffee Crisps there and the people secrete euros on 5 minute intervals.

Right so - did the docs say you can leave any time shortly or are you in for the long haul?

K-9

newmills wrote: »

I posted a few nights ago asking where had all the roma beggars gone from around the naas road/newlands crossroads area. Was down in portlaoise today and there they were. Loads of them on the streets. Counted 4 sitting outside 4 consecutive shops - that alone must be some kind of record!!

Ach all the negative posters know were to go then and tell them what they think.

Great, no more Roma threads.

Oh wait..................you didn't tell them what you think did you?

994

They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. And then.....

Captain Darling

MagicMarker wrote: »

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw

AlmightyCushion

You should have a blog on social.ie (one of the many boards sites). I think this would be best there.