Things you misread...

useful_contacts

Was just watching tv and flicked to some random kids programme, it was called Sailor SID , and of course dirty mind here thought it said sailor STD. Gave me a giggle

And the shop up the road- theres a sign on the door advertising blocks for sale- first time i saw it i thought it said Bollocks(Dont ask me how i saw that ha), still makes me laugh:P

KTRIC

useful_contacts wrote: »

Was just watching tv and flicked to some random kids programme, it was called Sailor SID , and of course dirty mind here thought it said sailor STD. Gave me a giggle

And the shop up the road- theres a sign on the door advertising blocks for sale- first time i saw it i thought it said Bollocks(Dont ask me how i saw that ha), still makes me laugh:P

That'll be the auld dyslexia there right there, either that or Super AIDS.

See a doctor, he'll know which one.

Duiske

KTRIC wrote: »

That'll be the auld dyslexia there right there, either that or Super AIDS.

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

Saibh

useful_contacts wrote: »

And the shop up the road- theres a sign on the door advertising blocks for sale- first time i saw it i thought it said Bollocks(Dont ask me how i saw that ha), still makes me laugh:P

Specsavers will fix that problem for you :P

BaconZombie

You sir = FAIL

Duiske wrote: »

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

Aodan83

Duiske wrote: »

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

nice

consultech

What is this website? ...and where's Broads.ie gone?

oh...

Homer

BOFH_139 wrote: »

You sir = FAIL

I'd say he's sweatin' like a dyslexic on Countdown :cool:

thelordofcheese

I keep misreading "No personal abuse" as "feel free to call him a cretinous ****wit"

Only by carefully double checking posts do i avoid being b&.

starflake

Duiske wrote: »

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

Dyslexia rules ko?!!

Wazdakka

Duiske wrote: »

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

No longer shall this abuse be taken

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!

Pighead

Pigheads always mis-reading boards usernames. Whilst opening this thread, Pighead murmered to himself "What's useless_cunt got for us today then?"

Adiboo

useful_contacts wrote: »

Was just watching tv and flicked to some random kids programme, it was called Sailor SID

There's a kids show about SIDs? Rather distasteful

useful_contacts

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads always mis-reading boards usernames. Whilst opening this thread, Pighead murmered to himself "What's useless_cunt got for us today then?"

i love that you think of me:P

Professey Chin

I once misread a condom packet. It said if condom tears do not use, i thought it said use anyway. Oh how I laughed

Carlotta

I once lathered, repeated THEN rinsed.

Broads.ie

consultech wrote: »

What is this website? ...and where's Broads.ie gone?

oh...

Here I am.

cml387

I always read "pighead" as "bighead".

Larianne

Broads.ie wrote: »

Here I am.

Did you search your username? Someone's bored.

PK2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_4Q6WfZNY

Samich

Duiske wrote: »

My brother has dyslexia. We were in the kitchen last night and I said "Can you smell gas ?" He replied "Smell gas ??. I can't even smell me own feck'in name" !!

Didn't know dyslexia effects hearing too?

Broads.ie

Larianne wrote: »

Did you search your username? Someone's bored.

As a 40 year old virgin with 16,000 posts (:eek:), you should know that the easiest way to find people who have quoted you is to run a search for your own name. Any thread that appears in the results is likely to be a thread that you posted in, with somebody quoting you, that may need a reply.

I did that and decided to go to the last page for the craic, and found this thread... I thought it would be funny to reply...

Eathrin

I thought it was strange to see Pighead posting, then I realised Broads.ie had only just dug up an oldie.

starlit

To instead of the and vice versa, they and the. This and these, that and what.