I need help... Rugby Drinking Song

lynch1986

Hello,

I have been scouring the internet trying to find the lyrics to this song I learned at school. If anyone knows where to find the full lyrics or even the name of the song/chant that would be great it goes like...

MC: My uncle died
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: He left me money
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: I bought a house
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: A public House
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: They only had one bar
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: A mile long!
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: They didnt serve pints
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: They served buckets
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: The barmaid wore glasses
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: Thats all she wore!
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: I got arrested
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: By a Bangardai
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
MC: She F*cked me in the car
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: Doggy Style
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh

Etc etc

Any help would be great
Cheers

PirateShampoo

A real rugby song

Men of Harlech

Verse 1

Glyndŵr, see thy comet flaming,
Hear a heavenly voice declaiming,
To the world below proclaiming,
Cambria shall be free:
While thy star on high is beaming,
Soldiers from the mountains teeming,
With their spears and lances gleaming,
Come to follow thee.
Hear the trumpet sounding
While the steeds are bounding,
On the gale from hill and dale,
The war-cry is resounding:
Warriors famed in song and story,
Coming from the mountains hoary,
Rushing to the fields of glory,
Eager for the fray:
To the valley wending,
Hearths and homes defending,
With their proud and valiant prince,
From ancient kings descending;
See the mighty host advancing,
Sunbeams on their helmets dancing,
On his gallant charger prancing,
Glyndŵr leads the way.

thelordofcheese

I don't think it's a rugby song, i know i learned it in scouts (not officially mind, it's a bit more risqué than ging gang gooley)

All i know is that it ends thusly

MC: There's more to this song
Everyone: Awwwwwww
MC: but i forget it
Everyone: Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh

PirateShampoo

Verse 2

Now to battle they are going,
Every heart with courage glowing,
Pride and passion overflowing
In the furious strife:
Lo! the din of war enrages,
Vengeance crowns the hate of ages,
Sternly foe with foe engages,
Feeding Death with Life:
Hear the trumpets braying,
And the horses neighing,
Hot the strife while fiery foes
Are one another slaying;
Arrows fly as swift as lightning,
Shout on shout the tumult height'ning,
Conquest's ruddy wing is bright'ning,
Helmet, sword, and shield;
With their lances flashing,
Warriors wild are crashing,
Through the tyrant's serried ranks
Whilst onward they are dashing:
Now the enemy is flying,
Trampling on the dead and dying;
Victory aloft is crying,
"Cambria wins the field!"

I learned a more northside version in the gaelteacht...

I'm buildin a house
aww
a Public house
Yeahh
There's only one bar
aww
A mile long
Yeahh
They dont serve pints
Aww
Only buckets
Yeahh
There's only one barmaid
Aww
For every bloke
Yeahh
We're goin home
Aww
After the fights
Yeahh
We're getting a lift
Aww
In a Garda car
Yeah
Theres only one garda
Aww
A Bean Garda
Yeahh
She wears sunglasses
Aww
And nothing else
Yeahh
She took me name
Aww
And me number
Yeahh
She threw me in a cell
Aww
With a load of whores
Yeahh
They cost a fiver
Aww
I've got a tenner
Yeahh!

Philroche1

My grandfather died
Awwwwww
But he left me a will
YEHHHHHHHHhh
He gave me a house
Awwwww
A public house
YEHHHH
There was only one bar
AWWWWWWW
A mile long
YEHHHHHHHH
They didn’t serve pints
AWWWWWWW
They served buckets
YEHHHHHHH
There was only one barmaid
AWWWWWW
For every man
YEHHHHHH
She wore glasses
AWWWWWW
And nothing else
YEHHHHHH
There was no furniture
AWWWWWWWW
Only beds
YEHHHHHHHH
The gardai came
AWWWWW
The bean gardai
YHHHHHHHH
They hand cuffed us
AWWWWWW
To the beds
YEHHHHH
Then gave us jobs
AWWWWWWW
Blow jobs
YEHHHHHHHH