Australian Love Poem

rocky25

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.
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Alfie patten, the 13 yrs old father, has joined the group 'Fathers For Justice'

In an interview he said

"It made sense as I already have a spiderman outfit"

curryman

Last one made me laugh rock. Keep up the good work:D

Podge2k7

Great stuff rock.!:D

dh0661

Thanks rocky

Steve_o

Nice!!!:D