People . . LOCK your doors . . .

Elephant Monkey

Boredom or simple observation i don't know but what's with tv ads and the men that appear in womens houses?

Cittit Bang, barry jumps out of nowhere and shouts at women, do the penny test . . . . do it!

Woolite, this guy creeps up holding womens clothes with a creepy grin ;/

And then there is the lady who obviously has some sort of mission to wreck the head of the handy man! PUT CALGON IN YOUR MACHINE jeebus lady how many ads is she in with your man telling her that washing machines live longer with calgon, they even have a song . . .

Random

Dunder Mifflin

oh so random random random

Pal

WTF ?

Saibh

Elephant Monkey wrote: »

Boredom or simple observation i don't know but what's with tv ads and the men that appear in womens houses?

Cittit Bang, barry jumps out of nowhere and shouts at women, do the penny test . . . . do it!

Woolite, this guy creeps up holding womens clothes with a creepy grin ;/

And then there is the lady who obviously has some sort of mission to wreck the head of the handy man! PUT CALGON IN YOUR MACHINE jeebus lady how many ads is she in with your man telling her that washing machines live longer with calgon, they even have a song . . .

Random

First off, the title of your thread is so misleading

and secondly what has "lock your doors" got to do with washing powders...

MagicMarker

Locking the door won't work if they're already in the house.

marti101

MagicMarker wrote: »

Locking the door won't work if they're already in the house.

Yes but you could lock them in the house and leave them there

Mingey

Better option would be to play dumb and get them to demonstrate their product all over the house.

Elephant Monkey

Saibh wrote: »

First off, the title of your thread is so misleading

and secondly what has "lock your doors" got to do with washing powders...

Very true . . . I cant fault you on that.

Aodan83

Why don't they ever question how the guy got into the house? Seriously, if Barry Scott turned up in my house, first thing I'd do is ask him how the fvck he got in! then punch him in his annoying face, but the asking how he got in bit first!

phasers

You'd be better off getting a big dog to bite their balls off

or ridin them

SoWatchaWant

And what's the deal with airplane food?

Noopti

"Washing Machines live longer with Calgon"

maybe Jade Goody should try taking a few........


*runs*

Queen-Mise

my puppy is eating a cushion beside me.

I use calgon does that mean the puppy will live longer

Quazzie

queen-mise wrote: »

my puppy is eating a cushion beside me.

I use calgon does that mean the puppy will live longer

Is your puppy a washing machine?

If not the cushion is possibly toxic and will eventually lead to an excrutiating death, usually in a press hidden so that he stinks the place up without you ever finding him.

Any more questions please send a S.A.E to
PO Box 11101110111
Poxey street,
Calgon,
London,
E45W234

steof1984

and be on the lookout for Johnny Logan hiding in your teenage girls wardrobe trying to seduce her with a Big Mac

the filthy b*****d

Professey Chin

phasers wrote: »

You'd be better off getting a big dog to bite their balls off

or ridin them

Or ridin them while a big dog bites their balls off.


Or gettin them to ride the dog before the the dog bites their balls off while you have sex with yourself..........wait.. somethin went wrong there

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Never locked my door in my last house, actually in most my houses. I always lock my bedroom door, keep all my valuables there you see. Once we got robbed, they took my housemates computers and another housemates car, haha, I thought is was funny. He was a junky you see, I wanted him to die

Abi

Pal wrote: »

WTF ?

Why the hell do you feel the need the need to post that? OP posts a thread, you always get these WTF'ers- in A focking H, of all places.

I think if one hasnt the ability to be a little random evvvery now and again, one takes life way too seriously and ones life sucks donkey focking balls.

+1 to random
+1 to OP

P.s. I know whats coming next.

/extends middle finger

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Abigayle wrote: »

Why the hell do you feel the need the need to post that? OP posts a thread, you always get these WTF'ers- in A focking H, of all places.

I think if one hasnt the ability to be a little random evvvery now and again, one takes life way too seriously and ones life sucks donkey focking balls.

+1 to random
+1 to OP

P.s. I know whats coming next.

/extends middle finger

/facepalm

Dunder Mifflin

Focking? Really?

Terry

I've no idea what's going on here, but I'm scared of the guys in white suits who are hiding in some hidden room near my bathroom, ready to jump out at any second to show me which bleach to use to clean my toilet bowl.

UnderpantsGnome

1, this is a great thread

and

2, as this is my 25th post I get a sig now!

javaboy

It's the frog that appears every time I try to do an uimhir a dó that worries me.

Jesus Juice

Mingey wrote: »

Better option would be to play dumb and get them to demonstrate their product all over the house.

OR just stab them in the neck.

Abi

javaboy wrote: »

It's the frog that appears every time I try to do an uimhir a dó that worries me.

When Im going the bathroom is invaded by midgets. So distracting.

Now a frog would be deadly. Has to be a talking frog though, english accent and a monacle. We could put the world to rights from my lav.

*imagines*

lololol

The Mad Hatter

HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!

Huh? Who's Barry Scott?

YOU KNOW ME FROM THOSE CILLIT BANG COMMERCIALS!

Why are you shouting at me?

I GET PAID BY THE DECIBEL!

AnonoBoy

I have the hired help lock my doors.

One shouldn't worry oneself about such matters, so shouldn't one.