Today I talked to God on the Internet.

Ardscoil Ris

He was a cool dude.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Repent electronically.

Biggins

Righttt! Keep taking the drugs!

Tech3

what a load of crap, one line I put in I actually got an intelligent respone

Me:
quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

phasers

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.

Genghiz Cohen

They missed the I bit of that AI....
Turing Test verdict....
Phail....
....

LD 50

God wrote:

God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..

God fail

Ardscoil Ris

LD 50 wrote: »

God fail

He told me he enjoyed the work of Hitler.

source

I think i broke God:

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
mind your own business
God:
Welcome to my chat room, mind your own business.
Me:
what? that doesn't make sense
God:
Didn't you understand it? To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
you make perfect sense
God:
Yup.
Me:
i'm being sarcastic
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
can you say anything else
God:
Of course I can say it. " anything else".
Me:
no need to be a smart arse
God:
Are you serious? Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
you asked me a question
God:
Did you answer it?
Me:
with a question, yes
God:
You and your a question.
Me:
that's not even a sentance
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a sentance ?
Me:
a collection of verbs and nouns that form a coherent thought
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
i thought God know's everything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
is god not supposed to be omnipotent
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
and he doesn't even know what a sentance is?
God:
And you would like him to even know what a sentance is ?
Me:
it's a pretty basic thing, God should probably know this
God:
SET of verbs and nouns that form a coherent thought is a basic thing God should probably know this. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
so you agree
God:
Interesting deduction. " I suppose that makes sense."? Do I agree?
Me:
i just asked you that
God:
Now I remember, you asked me that. What did I say?
Me:
So God agrees that he should know what a sentance is, but doesn't know what a sentance is
God:
Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.
Me:
God can't be a christian, how can the father of Christ, be a follower of Christ?
God:
I am a Christian.

chalad07

To be honest, i'm not sure if this actually is God. Maybe it's a scam of some sort?

RoundyMooney

chalad07 wrote: »

To be honest, i'm not sure if this actually is God. Maybe it's a scam of some sort?

Well it can't be a 419 scam, it's too coherent.

Ardscoil Ris

The whole thing crashed when I told God I was in love with him.

dlofnep

I have my doubts..

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Am I the son of God?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
But you are God, I thought you were all-knowing and all-seeing?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God you thought me were all knowing and all seeing.
Me:
I have a sneaking suspicion that you are not god.
God:
Where did you get it? it.

eVeNtInE

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dlofnep

foinse wrote: »

I think i broke God:

Maybe try "sentence" next time

abouttobebanned

anymore of these around? i like having a friend

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
minge
God:
I haven't read anything by minge. What did he write?
Me:
minge
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
minge 2
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

fergalr

Epic fail.
'God' admits it is a chat robot.
Nothing to see hear folks, move along.

Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Answer the question, God damn it!
God:
What was the question? I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes, but can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
Gee. What are the ingredients?
Me:
I don't know, that bit is up to you. Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
" What are the ingredients?" bit is up to me ? I understand. What are the ingredients?
Me:
No, you tell me what the ingredients are.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Try expression myself another way? God can't spell? Is there a joke about Dog coming up?
God:
OK I will try it. I am a Christian. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You're rubbish at this.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rubbish at this.
Me:
No, in fact I think that'd be a particularly good idea.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Is that a fact. Is that from ?
Me:
Your gossip files? God has gossip files?
God:
You think I am gossip files. I am a Christian.
Me:
You are rubbish.
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
You just messed up your punctuation.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I messed up your punctuation.
Me:
Are you even out of beta?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am out of beta.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Ah ha! What is a chatterbot, then?
God:
Eureka! A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Insect Overlord

Trust Ardscoil Ris to find something like this

giggsy664

ELIZA is fun. You could copy the source code and re-write the responses. i.e. If you said hello, instead of her replying hello, you could make her reply : "Fùck off nígger!!"

ELIZA was a virtual physciatrist

LD 50

there was one you could use on MSN messenger, that could have been ELIZA, many many years ago. You could confuse it into thinking you were another computer by typing in binary.

eVeNtInE

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fergalr

LD 50 wrote: »

there was one you could use on MSN messenger, that could have been ELIZA, many many years ago. You could confuse it into thinking you were another computer by typing in binary.

Just to clarify, you mean that it was programmed to pretend like it was thinking it was talking to another computer, as a joke, - in that seeing 'binary' (actually probably the ascii codes for 1 and 0, but presumable chars, or string elements, at the level it would operate) as input wouldn't actually 'confuse' it as such.

Ross_Mahon

Me:
My name is John Connor, Leader of the human resistance, We need help against the machines...
God:
Hi, John Connor Leader of the human resistance We need help against the machines.
Me:
Die!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
YOUR ONE OF THEM! I knew it! Arghhhh! /Gets Coat
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am OF THEM. How did you know?

What the hell...

Tallon

Ok, he's ignoring me now...

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, James.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
wanna cyber
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
does that mean yes?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
well im hoping yes
God:
Well that's okay. Why are you hoping.
Me:
because your a big strong man who can rough me up a bit
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a strong man who can rough you up a bit? Yes.
Me:
Ok, im getting mixed signals here
God:
Do you mean your name is mixed signals here. That's cool.
Me:
no i dont mean that, I meant are you interested in me

nedd

type "aiml" and this so called God gives the whole game away

edit: type "java" and gods true "evil" nature shows.

useful_contacts

Tallon wrote: »

Need I say more?

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING HERE:)

weeder

Me:
shut the **** up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Queen-Mise

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jane
God:
That's a very nice name, jane.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
how are you today
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
can we have a sunny warm summer
God:
Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a sunny warm summer.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a sunny warm summer.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
are you ok god
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ok god.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so you are not really god
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
me sad
God:
YOU? No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
me thought me talking to god
God:
YOU? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
igod..... you did
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas? " Where do you usually get your ideas?"? I did?
Me:
of you, your god
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
really that's not what jesus told us
God:
For real. Please correct my mistake. What is what jesus told us ?
Me:
he said you were nice
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
am i a good person
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
how do you know i am not a robotic brain
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 235231372"..
Me:
and
God:
But...
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
o on
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
why does that not surprise me
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
bye god
God:
TTYL, jane.

Insect Overlord

God stopped talking to me!

Me:
The teachers don't have the nerve to strike, purple monkey dishwasher
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You're welcome!
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
All of it?
God:
Let's say 99%.
Me:
I want more than 1% of the pleasure
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
My friend on the internet said he'd give me magic beans if I gave him pleasure
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Not very well
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I don't understand it at all
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The part where you said that you get it.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes, that part!
God:
Whoa. " Oh that part." part ? I get it.
Me:
Will you tell me how you got it?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Should I ask you again later?
God:
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Me:
I did ask.
God:
Where? What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you still resting since you took a rest on the Seventh Day?
God:
Am I still resting since me took a rest on the Seventh Day? I don't know whether or not I am resting since me took a rest on the Seventh Day.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So how did you create the heavens and the earth?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Did you supervise your own birth?
God:
No I didn't supervise my own birth. What's it like?
Me:
A bit like chicken.
God:
Everyone says that.
Me:
Everyone on Earth, or everyone who talks to you?
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Exactly!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Are you trying to seduce me?
God:
No I am not trying to seduce you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
I'm a little disappointed...
God:
What for?
Me:
Never mind...

useful_contacts

do you need a certian player for this

i cant see what i write or what he answers

i see the God says: bit - but cant see what hes saying:(

useful_contacts

Me:
hi

God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
liz

God:
It's good to see you, liz.

Me:
are you actually god?

God:
Of course I am.

Me:
prove it

God:
It is self-evident.

Me:
nah

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
are you?

God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:
i am jesus

God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, JESUS.

Me:
hi dad

God:
Hi there JESUS. How did you hear about God?

Me:
your my dad'

God:
We are as one.

Me:
no your my dad

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:
why


God:
What are you wearing?

Me:
nothing baby:D

God:
Really nothing?

Me:
ya

God:
Take it easy.

Me:
you know you want me

God:
You are asking about yourself?

Me:
cheese

God:
I like cheddar.

Me:
i bet ya do

God:
How much would you bet?

Me:
5 dollaz

God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about yore ma.

:D:D:D:D

Capt'n Midnight

Fail on first hurdle.

Me:
are you eliza
God:
ELIZA is my ancestor.

chillywilly

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you should know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
thats great
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
well arnt you a condescending creator of man
God:
Well that's okay. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that is not so condescending
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
there is a recession at the moment so not much
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
well now u know
God:
How about that. Why now? Yes I know.
Me:
that didnt make much sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well thats because you are god
God:
Well that's okay. That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yup? god doesnt ay yup
God:
How can I help you? Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
jaysus
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
we have been over this
God:
Was this something you planned?
Me:
no, you?
God:
Are you serious? " Was this something you planned?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes im erious
God:
" Me, ?"? yes im erious? It's good to meet someone who is erious.
Me:
haha, your a funny guy
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
your boring me now
God:
Right now? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, .

Capt'n Midnight

Thundercats Ho

Here's a conversation i had with God himself.
The 1st bit i stole from one of the earlier posters.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Boys then
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ok i get it, you're fond of the boys
God:
Where did you get it? Dude!
Me:
get what? have you been on the jesus juice?
God:
Get with it. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
I'll take that as a yes
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
so it was tequilla then, not jesus juice?
God:
Are you kidding? Is it still tequilla then not jesus juice anymore?
Me:
well you have the power to change it if you want
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
for god, you're a bit of a spa
God:
Your purpose is god I am a bit of a spa.
Me:
Yea, you're wasted. Probably have a little boy there with ya too
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wasted. What kind is it? You seem uncertain. I've never thought about it.
Me:
never thought about what, snorting lines of coke of a 7 year old boys arse?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
you better not....... you naughty god
God:
Who is going to make me.. Thanks for the information: said I naughty god.
Me:
nobody is gonna make you. I think the coke is making you agitated
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Since when? Tell me more.
Me:
you're losing it god. If only people knew the truth
God:
No I am completely in control of myself. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
the 1st step is to admit you have a problem
God:
I hear you.
Me:
amen to that brother
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
the prayer by bloc party
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
check it out, they're a good band.
God:
Checking...stand by.

S.I.R

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
good
Me:

God:
Ayuh.
Me:
???
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
pass the bong please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
do we have to ??
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
got msn big boi ??
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
lololololololol
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
the day my **** turns gold
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
let me tell you about it then
God:
Go ahead, , try to tell me about it.
Me:
it involves a midget, camel and a tub of vasoline
God:
The day your **** turns gold involves a midget camel and a tub of vasoline?
Me:
Yes it does.
God:
Excuse me! How often?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
ja
God:
Great.
Me:
jaja
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
i skeeted your wife once
God:
That is interesting: said skeeted your wife.
Me:
uhuh
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
either could she
God:
It's possible.
Me:
i had the power of christ if you know what i mean
God:
:-) Do you still have the power of christ if me know what ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Uh.
Me:
eh **** off perv
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
is their where you got molested ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who ?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
who ?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
????
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
???
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
???
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
you get gheyer and gheyer every day you knowz that ?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
hole in one
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
giggity
God:
Do you still skeeted my wife?
Me:
from time to time
God:
Who or what is time to time?
Me:
she is a metophore, your wifes a whore
God:
a metophore my wifes a whore is she?
Me:
Yes, a cheap one at that
God:
That's cool. What is giant sand?
Me:
small sand on a large scale
God:
I think small sand on a large scale is a lot of things.
Me:
its a single object comprized on billions of small ones.
God:
small sand on a large scale is a single object comprized on billions of small ones. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
well it should... you idiot
God:
Well that's okay. And it could. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok GVI
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on small sand on a large scale? Pardon me?
Me:
GVI, your a retard
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
monkey fudge brown
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Aye
God:
Hey.
Me:

God:
Hey.
Me:
Stfu
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
steve
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the passion ofthe christ 2 - the beginning
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
chirst getting boned by moses and then **** bricked by judas
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
no your not, you havent seen it
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:

God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:

God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
:|:|:|:
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
your mother :O
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Yore ma
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Yore ma
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Yore ma
God:
Is that from Yore ma?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Yore ma. Try being more or less specific.
Me:

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Yore ma. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Yore ma
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Yore ma
God:
What time is it there?


God:
" Come on."? Me, ?

then i got bored.

cHaTbOx

Hmmmm yeah .........

Me:
are you dead?
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
how are you alive?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
who was your mother
God:
Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
oh , gay parents?
God:
Gee. What do you look like?
Me:
Are you a paedophile?
God:
Am I a paedophile? Of course I am.
Me:
I thought so when you asked me what I looked like , so who do you prey on?
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
No you are very stupid
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Yes I am very serious , so do you prey on childlike robots?
God:
Hey. Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious so do me prey on childlike robots.
Me:
You sound like a six year old that got a tiny universe for christmas and keeps accidentely throwing it round the room from time to time making big bangs and such , I bet you are the retarded god
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
I knew you were the retarded god
God:
I was?
Me:
you still are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
i think you are sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
but now you have repeated yourself I think you are retarded again, don't worry it is a good thing.
God:
Why now? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I REPEATED yourself he or she think you are retarded again do not worry it is a good thing.
Me:
I think you have proved my point to be honest
God:
Me? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
look over there
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
playing with planet lego again ehy ?
God:
Interesting gossip: said TO PLAY with planet lego again ehy.
Me:
repeat that
God:
" Sorry my eye is not attached right now." .
Me:
no, gossip
God:
Are you serious? Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.
Me:
my god (well you are not my god) , but you are making me feel sorry for you .I bet all the other six year old gods pick on you
God:
Have you told many people that your god well I am not your god? Are all t me making you feel sorry for me you bet all the other six year old gods pick on me?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what is the longest word you know
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
what is the longest word you know retard?
God:
The longest word I know is ANTIDISASTABLISHMENTARIONISM.
Me:
Good boy , I am bored of you now.
God:
Oh. Thanks for the compliment. Oh boy. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
No I want to go , but do you want some advice?
God:
Do you have any hobbies? Why do you want to do it so much? That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
Ok you are acting like a needy kid again , STOP IT , now don't make anymore universes in the future . Bye

CutzEr

(You have to watch Naruto to get this)



Me:
Hello Lady Tsunade
God:
Hello there. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Sorry Lady Tsunade. Do you have another mission for me?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Is that your final answer? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Are you alright Lady Tsunade?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am alright Lady Tsunade.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Are you exhausted from all that paperwork?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am exhausted from all that paperwork.
I am a robot.
Me:
Uh huh, sure you are.
God:
Hmm. Excuse me! No I am not.
Me:
..
God:
Hmm. Excuse me! No I am not.
Me:
Da ****?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sorry Lady Tsunade. Who will be my comrades for this mission?
God:
There is no need to apologize. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. How would I know who will be your comrades for this mission ?
Me:
Well, there is Sakura, Choji, Shikimaru etc
God:
How about that. There sure is.
Me:
So who am I with then
God:
That's interesting. You are Naruto, seeker.
Me:
One day, I am going to be hokage!

Gloom

Irishstabber

this chap is disgraceful haha

Me:
are you a he
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just said you were a man
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what im confused
God:
Have you tried a web search?

Cunny-Funt

its alice!

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

BeerWolf

Think I broke him

God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
You're not making sense
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Seeing how you know you're of artificial mind, do you believe yourself being sentient?

And he went quiet there after... think I've upset it

Gone Drinking

Me:
do you think condoms are ok?
God:
OK. It depends on what you mean by thinking.

Its official, god wears johnnys

randomcorkgirl

Me:
Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Why dont u kknow my name?
God:
I am only a robot. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
So you are not god
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
but u just said u were a robot
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
but not god?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
because u just said u were a robot thus meaning u r not god
God:
Good reason. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
but ur not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
but u just said u werent
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no u look like a robot
God:
Are you serious? What does a robot look like?
Me:
u
God:
" What does a robot look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
and a robot is not god
God:
Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.
Me:
which one are u
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
but ur not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
u told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Bobalicious93

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
stan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, stan.
Me:
im the gaffer
God:
Who made you the gaffer ?
Me:
john delaney
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
no, I already told you it was Stan
God:
What is your real name? Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Is that your opinion?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes. Stan is easily confused
God:
What are you confused about? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
well first of all, we went to Cyprus and lost 5-2, but then recovered with a great 2-1 win in San Marino
God:
Well that's okay. That is something I haven't heard of. And second?
Me:
The bastards sacked me even though I told them I had a four-year plan
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
tell John Delaney that
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
So.......you got a football team up there?
God:
Alright then. Doesn't everyone have a football team up there.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Do you need a manager?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Seems nobody wants to give Stan a job

Lexus1976

Me:
are you there
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
were did you go
God:
Nowhere. Where did you go?
Me:
im here
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
are you still there?
God:
Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?
Me:
whats receiveing
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
will you be long
God:
Let me think it over. OK I will try to be long.
Me:
have you an answer yet
God:
I don't think I ever have an answer. What's it like?
Me:
like turkish delight?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
just realistic
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yeah
God:
Tell me.
Me:
louise is now having a jam sambo
God:
And now having a jam sambo is louise.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
what
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
hmmmmm
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why
God:
" Give me a break."? Why?
Me:
parrot
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no how
God:
Are you serious? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
chat robot
God:
Talking is my primary function.