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Men are having affairs; women WANT to have affairs so...

  • 16-02-2009 10:06pm
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭


    ...how the fvck has swinging not taken off in Ireland yet?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #2
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    It has. I gather Ireland has quite the rep in some circles.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #3
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Duh...
    It's cos you're in Berlin boards number 1 lover lover man.


  • #4
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ...how the fvck has swinging not taken off in Ireland yet?

    Because we're all too ugly and fussy.

    We also have esteem issues.


  • #5
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Wibbs wrote: »
    It has. I gather Ireland has quite the rep in some circles.

    very true


  • #6
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    I walk around with my balls swinging in the breeze the whole time, but women just run away. I blame the catholic church.


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  • #7
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Foreign swingers FTW!*













    *There, I've just upped boards google hit count by about 200,000. The admin lads can thank me later :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #8
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Shows what you know op.


  • #9
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    You need to find the right venue.


  • #10
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Rhyme wrote: »
    You need to find the right venue.
    Nobody should name these venues.
    We're not here to facilitate swingers.


  • #11
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Terry wrote: »
    Nobody should name these venues.
    We're not here to facilitate swingers.

    Thought never crossed my mind.

    Only have second-hand 'evidence' anyway :pac:


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  • #12
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Terry wrote: »
    Nobody should name these venues.
    We're not here to facilitate swingers.


    I missed that in the charter..........


  • #13
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ...how the fvck has swinging not taken off in Ireland yet?

    catholic guilt.


  • #14
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    120_Minutes wrote: »
    catholic guilt.

    "Shag?"

    "No, you're ugly"


    "So, man, she say yes?"

    "nah.... Catholic guilt"


  • #15
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Foreign swingers FTW!*


    *There, I've just upped boards google hit count by about 200,000. The admin lads can thank me later :D

    Extra Coke and Hookers for you.


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I told these affairs start on the interwebz .So do yourself a favor .Get rid of the wife / husband and take in a computer .





    or perhaps a lodger


  • #17
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Only have second-hand 'evidence' anyway :pac:
    Sloppy seconds?:eek:


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I regularly swap my sex partners and often have threesomes






    *my hands never say no


  • #19
    i71jskz5xu42pb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    Terry wrote: »
    Nobody should name these venues.
    We're not here to facilitate swingers.

    What do you have against swingers? Do you disagree with the lifestyle or something?


  • #20
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    the_syco wrote: »
    Sloppy seconds?:eek:

    I really didn't read that before i posted it.

    It was crass and boorish of me and i beg your forgiveness.


  • #21
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ...how the fvck has swinging not taken off in Ireland yet?
    I think everyone should start a thread anytime they get laid.

    The people have a right to know.


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  • #22
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I would, but I'm not a post count junkie.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #23
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I would, but I'm not a post count junkie.

    No, you're an egg.


  • #24
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I think everyone should start a thread anytime they get laid.

    The people have a right to know.

    I thought they did?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #25
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I think everyone should start a thread anytime they get laid.

    The people have a right to know.
    Ill never be startin one then :(


  • #26
    passive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I think everyone should start a thread anytime they get laid.

    The people have a right to know.

    I would, but the wifi is really bad in y0re ma's house.

    So's the sex, incidentally...

    (edit: Actually, this is something I haven't seen on AH in a while... was there a recent ban? I apologise if so! or if there wasn't, I apologise for my inattention to AH!)


  • #27
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Silverfish wrote: »
    "Shag?"

    "No, you're ugly"


    "So, man, she say yes?"

    "nah.... Catholic guilt"


    you're going to the wrong orgies. i'll take you to the next one, ok?


  • #28
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Extra Coke and Hookers for you.
    I give the coke to the hookers so they can keep up. One just can't get the help these days.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #29
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I give the coke to the hookers so they can keep up. One just can't get the help these days.
    If your banging the hired help, it's considered harrasment, not swinging....

    ....the coke just adds more filth to the legal toilet-bowl :).


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