Weirdest thing said on a date?

Lynskey

Simple, really, what's the weirdest thing you or your date has ever said while still on the date?

I remember once i went out with a physics student(relax, i'm a student myself) and bang in the middle of the meal she said:

"So, i hear the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator is, within the limits of experimental error, trying to unify gravitons with the weak nuclear forces through the Higgs Boson.Weird, huh?"

Well, what are ye're experiences? Keep it clean-ish please...
(BTW, if anyone with a decent understanding in physics is reading would they care to translate?:))

DublinWriter

"Any dead people you wanna speak to?"

paddy353

Lynskey wrote: »

"So, i hear the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator is, within the limits of experimental error, trying to unify gravitons with the weak nuclear forces through the Higgs Boson.Weird, huh?"

Don't do physics but my best guess is, crashing 2 electrons while hoping the world won't end by creating a black hole

Creamy Goodness

Lynskey wrote: »

Simple, really, what's the weirdest thing you or your date has ever said while still on the date?

I remember once i went out with a physics student(relax, i'm a student myself) and bang in the middle of the meal she said:

"So, i hear the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator is, within the limits of experimental error, trying to unify gravitons with the weak nuclear forces through the Higgs Boson.Weird, huh?"

Well, what are ye're experiences? Keep it clean-ish please...
(BTW, if anyone with a decent understanding in physics is reading would they care to translate?:))

i usually say that to all my dates but i always get a slap, probably due to my dyslexic conversation tendencies.

Lynskey

Lynskey wrote: »

Simple, really, what's the weirdest thing you or your date has ever said while still on the date?

I remember once i went out with a physics student(relax, i'm a student myself) and bang in the middle of the meal she said:

"So, i hear the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator is, within the limits of experimental error, trying to unify gravitons with the weak nuclear forces through the Higgs Boson.Weird, huh?"

Well, what are ye're experiences? Keep it clean-ish please...
(BTW, if anyone with a decent understanding in physics is reading would they care to translate?:))

Nothing weird about that

Lynskey

paddy353 wrote: »

Don't do physics but my best guess is, crashing 2 electrons while hoping the world won't end by creating a black hole

I actually asked her would that cause a black hole but she was vehement and snapped back "NO", so i guess it would'nt....physicists,eh?:rolleyes:

Monkey61

Err...I once got so drunk on a night out with an English girl that I ended up gesticulating wildly with a pool cue whilst lecturing about how I would willingly die for Ireland if it would reunite the 32 counties. no doubt there was a wistful tear in my eye. The poor girl looked terrified!

Not one of my most sensible topics of conversation.

galwayrush

man ; Am i the first person you've ever made love to?

woman ; Could be, you're face is kinda familiar.

li@mo

Woman: So........do you like music?
Man: That would be an eccumenical matter.
Woman: OK *runs to exit*

paddy353

Lynskey wrote: »

I actually asked her would that cause a black hole but she was vehement and snapped back "NO", so i guess it would'nt....physicists,eh?:rolleyes:

Can't live with em, can't live without em......:cool:

abi2007

"I Love you"

tman

Lynskey wrote: »

I actually asked her would that cause a black hole but she was vehement and snapped back "NO", so i guess it would'nt....physicists,eh?:rolleyes:

So you didn't get the hole?

galwayrush

Come meet my mother, she'll be here soon, she's staying overnight.:o

Abi

Hmm. Thread too similar to "whats the worst thing you could say on a first date?"

Lynskey

Abigayle wrote: »

Hmm. Thread too similar to "whats the worst thing you could say on a first date?"

That is weird. How did your date respond upon hearing this announcement?

Abi

Lynskey wrote: »

That is weird. How did your date respond upon hearing this announcement?

"Ewww. Yore a boardsie."

Latchy

Was it something I said ?

S.I.R

" LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINSS!!!

i played with him once...

nice guy... "

thebigcheese22

Not really weird, but embarassing...
On a first date with this girl and I made a comment presuming that her sister was older and what year in college was she in ( we were in 5th year in school)... it turned out the girl was 2 years older

AnonoBoy

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

Not really weird, but embarassing...
On a first date with this girl and I made a comment presuming that her sister was older and what year in college was she in ( we were in 5th year in school)... it turned out the girl was 2 years older

Most people usually try that tired old schtick with the mother:

You: "Oh you never said your older sister was so good-looking"
Her Mother: "Oh You!" Tee-Hee-Hee!
You *is deadly*

S.I.R

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Most people usually try that tired old schtick with the mother:

You: "Oh you never said your older sister was so good-looking"
Her Mother: "Oh You!" Tee-Hee-Hee!
You *is deadly*

its better when you say your girls named then say " you never told me you hwere baby sitting ! "


:rolleyes:

fatherbuzcagney

'' for a big girl you don't sweat much''


got nice right rook for my troubles:eek:

truecrippler

Can I wear your tights?