Good place for singles on Valentines day??

Nappy

Any good ideas tonight on where to go?? Good clubs/speed dating etc Maybe summit a bit different:o.. All ideas welcome..

ejmaztec

Cliffs of Moher, best place for singles at any time of the year.

missingtime

Its not After Hours on Boards.ie anyway.

Preset No.3

club nassau or coppers tonite. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Kiera

I'd say most of the clubs will be filled with singles. Wont all the couples be out getting slop severed up to them in over-priced restaurants.

gandhi123

Rodeo Joe's is €5 in and €3 a drink AFAIK

So all the girls are guaranteed to be wasted and sluttier then normal cause they gagging for their bit on valentines. :pac::pac::pac::pac:

Dudess

The pub.

tallaght01

Preset No.3 wrote: »

club nassau or coppers tonite. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.

That's where I'm goin with the boys tonight. Even the attached ones!

Valmont

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

TestTransmission

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

Seeing as its valentines,fancy a shag?

Nappy

" Can I get you a drink or would you prefer to just keep the money?"

Preset No.3

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

your single too? Wanna fcuk? Simple, should get ur point across.

abi2007

lads seroiusly those lines wont work!

Kiera

Nappy wrote: »

" Can I get you a drink or would you prefer to just keep the money?"

And my reply would be: Just give me the money, i'd hate to get too drunk and end up with someone like you!

abi2007

Kiera wrote: »

And my reply would be: Just give me the money, i'd hate to get too drunk and end up with someone like you!

Ha ha love it!

Preset No.3

your drunk, im drunk. Lets have disappointing sex that you'll most likely not remember tomorrow! That works!

Wibbs

For the full creep out effect how about " you see that lovely happy couple over there? That could be us this time next year".... Then duck as a pint will be heading towards your head:D

abi2007

Wibbs wrote: »

For the full creep out effect how about " you see that lovely happy couple over there? That could be us this time next year".... Then duck as a pint will be heading towards your head:D

Drunk enough I would probably fall for that line

minidazzler

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

Get a few Valentines Cards, and Pass them out to random Girls!!!!


Write a message inside with "Your Name" in place of their actual name, and then say, "Hey I have your Name in this valentine's card, do you want it?"


If it works and you get a shag, I want 3 days worth of your thanks on Boards.

hedgeh0g

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

Chat up line -
Does this rag smell like there is chloroform on it to you?

Valmont

Thanks for the advice there chaps, I'll make sure to try each one. I'm going to a party that will have lots of single women that are far, far out of my league, would these chat up lines still work?

My stats are: 6'0", scrawny, big shoes, I look like a 15year old and my hairstyle is similar to Sven-Goran Eriksson's: http://mexifut.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sven.jpg

abi2007

Valmont wrote: »

Thanks for the advice there chaps, I'll make sure to try each one. I'm going to a party that will have lots of single women that are far, far out of my league, would these chat up lines still work?

My stats are: 6'0", scrawny, big shoes, I look like a 15year old and my hairstyle is similar to Sven-Goran Eriksson's: http://mexifut.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sven.jpg

Wear a hat and you'll be grand

Wibbs

abi2007 wrote: »

Drunk enough I would probably fall for that line

How you doin......:D

minidazzler

Valmont wrote: »

Thanks for the advice there chaps, I'll make sure to try each one. I'm going to a party that will have lots of single women that are far, far out of my league, would these chat up lines still work?

My stats are: 6'0", scrawny, big shoes, I look like a 15year old and my hairstyle is similar to Sven-Goran Eriksson's: http://mexifut.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sven.jpg

Get lots of Valentines cards!!!!!


Do It!!!! You WILL get a score!!!

Preset No.3

chloroform? Jesus are ya living in the 70s? Ask a bird, how do you spell R O H I P N A L L? Is that right?

minidazzler

Preset No.3 wrote: »

chloroform? Jesus are ya living in the 70s? Ask a bird, how do you spell R O H I P N A L L? Is that right?

No. No it's not.

The guy

HMV should have some singles, but albums are better priced.

/grabs coat.

Overheal

In a single file line at the pharmacy counter: Rohypnol shortage expected tomorrow.

Wibbs wrote: »

How you doin......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

abi2007

Wibbs wrote: »

How you doin......:D

I haven't started drinking yet! maybe later;)

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

How you doin......:D

Tut tut Wibbsy! You've let me down. I thought tonight was the night for:

Do i make you moisty, baby

Hephaestus

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

All women like a nice present on Valentines Day.

Ask a girl if she likes jewellery & put your hand into your pocket at the same time like your going to give her something.

When she replies with an excited YEAH - tell her she can suck on your cock which is a real GEM;)

abi2007

Hephaestus wrote: »

All women like a nice present on Valentines Day.

Ask a girl if she likes jewellery & put your hand into your pocket at the same time like your going to give her something.

When she replies with an excited YEAH - tell her she can suck on your cock which is a real GEM;)

I can picture the bang he'd get after !

Wibbs

Kiera wrote: »

Tut tut Wibbsy! You've let me down. I thought tonight was the night for:

Do i make you moisty, baby

moisty is such a class word. A moisty wide on. Defo added to my vocab. Now to find a time to use it.

Wibbs

abi2007 wrote: »

I can picture the bang he'd get after !

Yep especially after she spotted it was only one carat.

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

moisty is such a class word. A moisty wide on. Defo added to my vocab. Now to find a time to use it.

See you at the next beers

Hephaestus

abi2007 wrote: »

I can picture the bang he'd get after !

Nothin like a good ould bang on Valentines;)

Wibbs

Kiera wrote: »

See you at the next beers

Dooorty.:p*











*given context, not such a good smiley to use methinks.....

BaconZombie

"I think there is still some room in the back of fridge....."

And if she ask what you are talking about say "I like my women, Like my Coffee, Ground up and in the fridge....."

abi2007

BOFH_139 wrote: »

"I think there is still some room in the back of fridge....."

And if she ask what you are talking about say "I like my women, Like my Coffee, Ground up and in the fridge....."

Where are you going tonight?? just so I can be prepared.

MIN2511

1. Coppers
2. Coppers
3. Coppers




It's never too late to have a valentine, we can start now...

abi2007

your so right.. I'm going to go and beautify myself now!

thefinalstage

MIN2511 wrote: »

1. Coppers
2. Coppers
3. Coppers




It's never too late to have a valentine, we can start now...

Coppers? Who wants to **** a culchie?


Me

billy the squid

Valmont wrote: »

Someone give me a good chat up line for the ladies tonight. Preferably something valentines day oriented.

"How would you like to be buried with my people, love"

tallaght01

tallaght01 wrote: »

Club Nassau. That's where I'm goin with the boys tonight. Even the attached ones!

I have to say that was a good call.

Had some hilarious dancefloor banter. Good friendly banter. Though we were threatened with being thrown out a few times for over exuberance. But good night.

Of course one of me mates birds turned up, and took him outa action for the night. :rolleyes:

acid.rain

train tracks, late at night, is the best place for singles on valentine's day

Eric Cartman

hedgeh0g wrote: »

Chat up line -
Does this rag smell like there is chloroform on it to you?

thats how i got maddie