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Cow urine soft drink: would you drink it!

[Deleted User] · 2009-02-13 22:22:31

mooove along now... nothing to see here, this cows been milked for all it's worth

13-02-2009 10:22pm

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mooove along now... nothing to see here, this cows been milked for all it's worth

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#2 13-02-2009 10:24pm

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**** NO

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#3 13-02-2009 10:25pm

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Do the anti-piss rules of after hours apply to this? If not, get back to me for a pissy response

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#4 13-02-2009 10:25pm

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FCUK NO!

That said, some would buy it here.
They seem to swallow anything! :rolleyes:

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#5 13-02-2009 10:28pm

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is it nice?

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#6 13-02-2009 10:29pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

**** NO

Don't have a cow, man!

Also, OP, there's an udder thread about this already.

Load of Bull, I tells ya!

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#7 13-02-2009 10:31pm

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http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0213/india.html

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This is taking the piss, literaly :pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055486521

If you hadn't been so busy drinking the stuff you would've noticed that all the piss-related puns were used up yesterday.:P

apart from "cocktail" -I just thought of that one. Har har!

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#8 13-02-2009 10:36pm

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There was me looking for a cow in the title...

never mind it's Fri 13 so this is my bit of bad luck done and over with..

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#9 13-02-2009 10:37pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055486521

apart from "cocktail" -I just thought of that one. Har har!

LMFAO:D

Post of the day

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#10 13-02-2009 10:38pm

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phasers wrote: »

is it nice?

Delish.

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#11 13-02-2009 10:39pm

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There was me looking for a cow in the title...

never mind it's Fri 13 so this is my bit of bad luck done and over with..

You might have better luck tomoorrow. :pac:

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#12 13-02-2009 10:39pm

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mmmm lemony.:)

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#13 13-02-2009 10:40pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

mmmm lemony.:)

Salty:rolleyes:

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#14 13-02-2009 10:42pm

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I'm sure I've had it served up in the pub mascarading as lager.

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#15 13-02-2009 10:43pm

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Udderly silly:rolleyes:

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#16 13-02-2009 10:45pm

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I'd give it a lash

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#17 13-02-2009 10:45pm

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Cocka Cola, Cowca Cola etc etc

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#18 13-02-2009 10:45pm

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We could argue till the cows come home but it would be bellow us:p

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#19 13-02-2009 10:47pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Salty:rolleyes:

Only if you eat aspragus

http://www.wisegeek.com/why-does-asparagus-make-some-peoples-urine-smell-funny.htm

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#20 13-02-2009 10:49pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

Only if you eat aspragus

http://www.wisegeek.com/why-does-asparagus-make-some-peoples-urine-smell-funny.htm

Asparagus is very nice.;)
Note to self, check smell of urine after eating asparagus.

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#21 13-02-2009 10:52pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Asparagus is very nice.;)
Note to self, check smell of urine after eating asparagus.

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/38042/untitled3.bmp

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#22 13-02-2009 11:04pm

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I'm thinking of setting up my own still out the back.

A couple of cows, some gloves , a few buckets and a load of empty 2 litre bottles.

I can see the money rolling in already. Definitely a recession buster. Should see me through the rough times to come.

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#23 13-02-2009 11:07pm

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At least their being truthful in telling you what is in the drink.

Fook no!

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#24 13-02-2009 11:14pm

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Thrill wrote: »

I'm thinking of setting up my own still out the back.

A couple of cows, some gloves , a few buckets and a load of empty 2 litre bottles.

I can see the money rolling in already. Definitely a recession buster. Should see me through the rough times to come.

You could get arrested for molesting a bull.:rolleyes:

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#25 13-02-2009 11:18pm

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I'm sure the bull won't mind! :pac:

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#26 13-02-2009 11:22pm

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Bulls do that to cows the whole time to check if they are ovulating. They lick their unmentionables causing them to urinate which they then sample and see if they are fertile.:eek:

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#27 13-02-2009 11:24pm

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^^^^^^^lovely^^^^^^^^^^^^

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#28 13-02-2009 11:25pm

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Doctors used to do that to check for diabetes before the paper test strips were developed.

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#29 13-02-2009 11:31pm

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Doctors used to do that to check for diabetes before the paper test strips were developed.

Either that or they were into watersports, in fact doctors seem to have this whole s&m thing going on, I mean who would want to check a prostrate by sticking a finegr up a butt, I am sure there is a bllod test invented for this by now

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#30 13-02-2009 11:34pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

, I mean who would want to check a prostrate by sticking a finegr up a butt, I am sure there is a bllod test invented for this by now

I sure hope so before i have to go for a check up/:o

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#31 13-02-2009 11:34pm

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Mrmoe wrote: »

Either that or they were into watersports, in fact doctors seem to have this whole s&m thing going on, I mean who would want to check a prostrate by sticking a finegr up a butt, I am sure there is a bllod test invented for this by now

Trere is!...
Maybe some doctors just prefer to check..

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#32 14-02-2009 1:01am

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Oh yeah I drink that **** like where running low baby, I mean I gulp that **** like I need it.
Its like sex to me that crazy cow piss **** I wish i could just drink it all day long, Oh! Oh!! yeah baby.!!

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