Friday the 13th

6th

Has anyone:

• Stepped in poo?

• Lost money?

• Been splashed by a car?

• Caught their micky in their zip?

Seriously, its gonna be a crap day for me but not "Friday the 13th" kinda crap.

petes

No, but I'm hungover!

BaconZombie

Only a few hours until somebody divides by zero and the universe self implodes => Unix time = 1234567890


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Fri Feb 13 23:31:30 2009 Local Time....


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el_tiddlero

I think the fates will go easy on us today to lull us into a false sense of security and then BAM - this day next month there'll be dog poo and zipped mickeys everywhere.....

galah

spent 5 hours on a trolley in an overcrowded A&E without seeing a doctor and surrounded by a walking freak show after a total misjudgment of the problem by an emergency GP, if that counts.

el_tiddlero

galah wrote: »

spent 5 hours on a trolley in an overcrowded A&E without seeing a doctor and surrounded by a walking freak show after a total misjudgment of the problem by an emergency GP, if that counts.

only 5 hours???? you were lucky my boy, not unlucky.....

giddybootz

ha ha i was just about to start a thread on this!

so far so good.....but no doubt i will fall over something at some point (i have a bad case of physical dyslexia at the best of times!!)

and may i just say.....Happy Friday 13th to all the Goths!!! (they love it...right?!?)

minidazzler

I got my best Run time since I started back running. Cut a full 1:30 off my 2.6 mile run,

Friday the 13th, is a good luck day for me!!

Hagar

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

cHaTbOx

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Only a few hours until somebody divides by zero and the universe self implodes => Unix time = 1234567890


Edit:

Fri Feb 13 23:31:30 2009 Local Time....

Valentines crap now this , we are stupid people .

golfguy

big deal friday the 13th why is thare a black cat looking at me than?

themadchef

You make your own luck in this world.

Friday the 13th is a day like any other.

Pighead

Pighead's scared stiff of Friday 13th. Have already called in sick and will sit here and do absolutely nothing all day long. Apart from a parachute jump at 4.

stovelid

Hadn't even occurred to me that it was the 13th. Nice one, 6th.

galah

el_tiddlero wrote: »

only 5 hours???? you were lucky my boy, not unlucky.....

Not really, considering we decided to leave without having seen a doctor...Would have been another 3 hours at least to see a doctor.

Zadkiel

Never had a good experience of Friday 13th so far, this morning leaving for work found a 20 euro note on the footpath at the bus stop, nobody else there so I thought nice one! and pocketed it. :cool:

When I got to work the OH rang me to say she lost 20euro on the way to work.

So....is this a good Friday 13th for me or a bad Friday 13th for her?

Prob give it back....i get guilts

Loopy

Im having a great day - its friday

What can go wrong..

/f*ck just spilt hot tea all over me

banshee_bones

stovelid wrote: »

Hadn't even occurred to me that it was the 13th. Nice one, 6th.

yeah me neither!

Zigmund

I'm having a great time here at this summer camp me and my friends are at. It's great. It's just one long party!

Although one of the kids here seems a little odd. He doesnt want to take off his hockey mask. I'm going to go and ask him is everything ok. Be back in a bit!

Balls.

I arranged to meet the x later not knowing the date. This is destined to go pants.

admiralofthefleet

Insurgent wrote: »

No, but I'm hungover!

+1, ive an awful beeriod

Biggins

Its all because of a corrupt ancient pope that Friday the 13's are seen as bad luck.
It just more superstitious crap, brought about from Rome! :mad:

veryangryman

As i read this thread, a colleague sent en email by accident. One of those "talking about people" type emails that you occasionally send to th person being talked about

On topic, i cancelled a dental appointment today, just in case*
Also a mate is flying today who is already paranoid when getting on a plane.

<rant>
The only thing i dread about planes is the camp staff that Ryanair employ and the awful safety announcements. The prices of food used to irritate me but now i just bring along my own, so that nasty inconvenience is removed
</rant>


*Am joking. There were other reasons, but lets keep AH fun :pac:

TeletextPear

i went to make tea but we're out of milk :mad::mad::mad:

but, according to the wisdom of qi:

"Friday the 13th is luckier than the average Friday, according to Dutch statisticians.
A survey published by the Dutch Centre for Insurance Statistics (CVS) reports that less accidents, reports of fire and reports of theft are reported Friday the 13th, than other kind of Friday.
Dutch insurers claim that 7,800 traffic accidents happen on the average Friday, but this figure falls to 7,500 on Friday the 13th. However, while fire and theft reports do fall, the average cost of the lost is slightly higher."

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Biggins wrote: »

Its all because of a corrupt ancient pope that Friday the 13's are seen as bad luck.
It just more superstitious crap, brought about from Rome! :mad:

* Adds the pope to the list of people Biggins hates.

ejmaztec

Biggins wrote: »

Its all because of a corrupt ancient pope that Friday the 13's are seen as bad luck.
It just more superstitious crap, brought about from Rome! :mad:

For some reason I was reminded of the pregnant nuns running round in a convent shouting benedictus.

stovelid

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

+1, ive an awful beeriod

Lay off the bloody marys in future, so.

midlandsmissus

A black cat just looked at me

Biggins

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

* Adds the pope to the list of people Biggins hates.

LOL Its not a long list - I have only so many bullets for my Dragunov SVD Rifle.
Care to sponsor a few?

PurpleBerry

In Spain it's Tuesday the 13th that's unlucky.

jester77

I didn't realise the date... I've a flight to catch after work, if it goes down I'll be cursing 6th on the way.... while trying not to spill my beer

half pint

midlandsmissus wrote: »

A black cat just looked at me

I thought black cats were lucky

Diabhal Beag

My mate vomitted on the bus today. We had to stop the bus half-way through the journey because diahorrea was ominous.


Have to love obiesity folks :pac:

Toots

I booked my wedding today!!! :eek:

useful_contacts

TeletextPear wrote: »

i went to make tea but we're out of milk :mad::mad::mad:

but, according to the wisdom of qi:

"Friday the 13th is luckier than the average Friday, according to Dutch statisticians.
A survey published by the Dutch Centre for Insurance Statistics (CVS) reports that less accidents, reports of fire and reports of theft are reported Friday the 13th, than other kind of Friday.
Dutch insurers claim that 7,800 traffic accidents happen on the average Friday, but this figure falls to 7,500 on Friday the 13th. However, while fire and theft reports do fall, the average cost of the lost is slightly higher."

Thats because people are extra careful on Friday 13th - hence less accidents

Me = Genius

Now wheres my wine:P

XxXciaraxXx

My car got broken into this morning!:mad:

But I was told because it happened on a Friday 13th that all my bad luck will go away with what they stole!!??

Professey Chin

Toots85 wrote: »

I booked my wedding today!!! :eek:

In all fairness thats not Friday 13th unluckiness

Youre just fcuked anyway :pac:

Professey Chin

XxXciaraxXx wrote: »

My car got broken into this morning!:mad:

But I was told because it happened on a Friday 13th that all my bad luck will go away with what they stole!!??

Awww thats sucks.maybe theyre right though since youre alright

*looks at location*

Can I take back what I just said?:D

XxXciaraxXx

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Awww thats sucks.maybe theyre right though since youre alright

*looks at location*

Can I take back what I just said?:D

LOL

My mam is a bit strange in these situations and 'put a curse' on whoever did it!:eek:

I got made redundant on a Friday 13th once. way back in 197?

galwayrush

It's just another day. I do enjoy deliberately walking under ladders in public just to anoy irrational superstituous people.

Sharpshooter

Burnt my knuckle while cleaning the George Foreman, and the brandy's not helping dull the pain.
Maybe I should drink it instead of dipping my knuckle in it.

galwayrush

galwayrush wrote: »

It's just another day. I do enjoy deliberately walking under ladders in public just to anoy irrational superstituous people.

So do I.. Just look up first. :eek:

Pherekydes

6th wrote: »

Has anyone:

• Stepped in poo?

• Lost money?

• Been splashed by a car?

• Caught their micky in their zip?

No, but I just got stabbed in the eye by some maniac who just escaped from a lunatic asylum. :mad:

Sharpshooter

Pherekydes wrote: »

No, but I just got stabbed in the eye by some maniac who just escaped from a lunatic asylum. :mad:

Water you talking aboat?:pac:

Zwillinge

Knacker girls spat on me and my friend. :mad:

I can only assume its Friday the 13th woes... I wonder do I need a shot after it??

Scumbags!

Windmill-Wasps

galah wrote: »

Not really, considering we decided to leave without having seen a doctor...Would have been another 3 hours at least to see a doctor.

So in reality if you have further complications after leaving the hopo, you will blame in on it being the 13?

Wacker

I was actually born on a Friday the 13th. I like telling people that just to see if they'll say "That explains a lot!" and then laugh their asses off to their incredibly original, imaginative joke that I've heard about a billion times.

I then grab the hockey mask and machete...

Sharpshooter

Pherekydes wrote: »

No, but I just got stabbed in the eye by some maniac who just escaped from a lunatic asylum. :mad:

Voorhees a jolly bad fellow.:mad:

Ruu_Old

My work day is done, all went rather smoothly.

R.D. aka MR.D

i was woke up extremely early by the extremly loud neighbour outside my window(garden level), shouting into his phone. :mad:

apart from that it was fairly alrite!