Whats your worst fantasy?

Shmuck · 11-02-2009 7:24pm #1

One of my worst all time fantasies is about one of my "girl mates" who is a bit educationally stupid... she ain't completely nuts but a bit short of a full quota. Anyway she isn't that bad looking apart from a slight snaggletooth problem which is only noticable when she opens her gob. She's a funny lass and is always up for a laugh so naturally as with most of my friends who have creeped into my mind when **** in one way or another she is no exception.

It's not that elaborate but it's one of those thoughts that give's my johnson a blood full in mere seconds. As I said she's only slightly divved but in my mind she's really ****ing far gone (chair with wheels, dribble on the go, no speech facilities... the lot) She's in my care and I have to cook her meals and answer her post, everyday things like that. One of my jobs is giving the poor mare a bath every other day just to keep the fleas at bay and red on her cheeks. So I roll her into the bathroom and park her up next to the tub. I then yank off her leggings and undies (professional like but secretly sneaking a quick glance ever so often.) then I get her to lift her arms and I pull off her tank top, brushing my hands over her side boob on the way up. So now she's naked and looking as good as my friend currently does. I pick her up in my big strong arms (anything in possible in a dirty fantasy) and lower her into the hot bath water. I wash her back and shoulders with a flannel and then I get to work on her front (trying not to make eye contact, hers are all over the place so it's not really a problem) little does the poor cow know I'm getting a good feel of both left and right knocker all in the aid of home care.

So that's great but then comes the time to do the most important part. I'm literally drooling into the tub but she's too thick to clock it. I lather up her mary's mane and she starts to moan (not mongy moaning but more "It's not the bath water making me wet" sort of moan.) So I start to get a bit more vigorous in my guilty pleasure and start to give her quick pulses of stimulation to her lady lips. The pleasure can be seen in her face, she's never had it so good and can't resist a naughty glance towards my obvious bulge in my trackies. Does she want me to show and tell? The look in her eyes suggests so and with only one way to find out I slowly pull them down and my mini meat springs from it's enclosure.

She groans more and more as I pick up her limp arm and wrap those dodgy little fingers around the shaft. She's off with the fairies so I have to do the moving for her. In the long run it's just me having an unconventional **** but it still feels good. The fantasy is so good in fact that in reality I would have probably came at this point but in dream land I am "the stud" and I mount the edge of the bath tub like a sexual dynamo and grab her by the lugholes (making sure to not knock the hearing aid out) and I make love to her pretty face... sorry her pretty average face. Her eyes bulging, her lips smacking. Oh **** yeah give it to me ... I might yell in my height of sexual stimulation. She's doing her best thrashing around the tub like a kipper moaning like a whale. I tense my hairy buttocks as wave after wave of dirty crave pumps from my doorbell and rattles down her gullet.

I'm spent and now that the mad mush is out of my system I start to feel guilty. For a split second I'm tempted to hold the numpty under the water to prevent her form telling anyone... but upon realising she couldn't if she wanted to I only hold it under for a few seconds to wash the spunk of her lips. I then pick her up and plonk the vegetable back in the chair. It's then I realise she's been sitting on the shower head and it's been digging into her arse causing all the moaning. "Never mind" I reassure her as I dry her lovely soft skin knowing full well that our bath time bungle will never reach the ears of another human being.

I'll admit it's pretty ****ed up but it's not a real person because my friend would have told me to **** off around the time I started to pull her trousers off.