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List of Things to do before you die!

  • 10-02-2009 12:26am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 342 ✭✭


    Hello there good men and women of boards! Long story short, I need your help! I want lists- Lists of things to do before you "pass on", shall we say. This could be countries you want to visit, people you want to meet, extreme sports you want to try, anything at all!

    If you want you can post it here, if you don't want, you can email me at <snip> or if you still don't want you can PM me!

    The wonderful information you provide will be utilised, (with your permission of course) in a fantastic art piece that has yet to be thought.. of..

    Perhaps you might find your list in, say, a published publication! Or better yet, a handy website! Or maybe it might just stay here on boards...

    Nevertheless, nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh?

    Feel free to email me if you have anything to say, or maybe you'd like to assist me in some way (yes please!) or maybe you might like to tell me that this is a rubbish idea and to please go away. I welcome all feedback!

    I shall post my own list on this thread tomorrow and I wait with bated breath to see what my fellow countrymen and women wish to achieve in their lives.

    Thanking you, one and all!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Make a will.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    rape and pillage like a viking tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    1: Kill Ainekav.
    2: Steal underwear
    3: ???
    4: Profit!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Rb wrote: »
    1: Kill Ainekav.
    2: Steal underwear
    3: ???
    4: Profit!!!

    3 is wash them. No one likes to buy underwear after the previous owner had a bowel movement... at least i think people don't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Read that book "ten things to do before you die" and realise that I've probably done none of them.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I've done the one thing I wanted to do,before I die.;)
    Anything else is a bonus now.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I've done the one thing I wanted to do,before I die.;)
    Anything else is a bonus now.:pac:

    You had sex with Bret Hart?

    Pics?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Fizman wrote: »
    You had sex with Bret Hart?

    Pics?

    No,macho man randy savage obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Fizman wrote: »
    You had sex with Bret Hart?

    Pics?
    I shook the hand that decked Vince Mc Mahon.:D

    / and I did say " anything else would be a bonus".:D

    /just hasn't happened yet.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Have a chocolate shake in The Max with Kelly Kapowski.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    jackncoke wrote: »
    No,macho man randy savage obviously
    "Oooh, yeah!"

    /Not.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭Kane-N-Nite


    Go to WrestleMania every year for as long as I live! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    And beyond.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭limericklady87


    find my "soulmate" or someone somewhat along those lines


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Watch HBK beat Kane and Bret Hart in a triple-threat match for the World Heavyweight Title :D

    /runs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭Kane-N-Nite


    You better run....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭thermo66


    Meet Bruce Springsteen :o

    and Oprah !!

    Experience what its like to be as rich as them would be nice too!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    orestes wrote: »
    Watch HBK beat Kane and Bret Hart in a triple-threat match for the World Heavyweight Title :D

    /runs

    I suppose the Has Been Kid , could do with a resurrection.
    Maybe bring your post over to the " If Jesus was alive Today Thread.;)
    /You can run,but you can't hide.:D


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    attend a Boardsbeer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    To finally find my purpose in life.
    Of course if I ever do, I'll probably be hit by a bus five minutes afterwards.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭Craft25


    I hope space tourism becomes affordable in my lifetime.. so i can go up and see the earth from space


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭Samurai


    this the pro wrestling forum?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Expose WWE for the gay (worse acting then Home And Away) it produces.



    Go watch K1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    1) Become a boards legend by going one better that Ikky Poo and losing my vriginity online.

    2) Travel the Australian east coast lighting fires.

    3) Save Maddie from Snyper and return her to the McCanns.

    4) Start an online petition to get Maddie taken off the McCanns by social services for incompetent parenting

    5) Release some doves into the wild.

    6) Shoot aforement doves before they get away

    7) View a live mexican donkey-girl show, and volunteer whoever is with me as an audience participation member.

    8) Play an Atari Jaguar.

    9) Live one day as a homeless guy in the Vatican.

    10) Attend a boards beers naked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Get Even.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    1. Build a really small cube out of old hat.
    2. Give aforementioned item as a keepsake to a significant other.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Celebrate my 150th birthday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭twinytwo


    1 Dive the Barrier reef
    2 Learn to fly
    3 Take part in an eco challange
    4 Skydive
    5 Play pro rugby;)
    6 Do a stint in the army
    7 Visit New Zealand
    8 Swim with sharks
    9 Live to see Ireland beat teh All Blacks
    10 Own an Austin Martin
    11 Marry Jessica Alba:D
    12 A trip to space


    etc etc etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    twinytwo wrote: »
    10 Own an Austin Martin
    Aston Martins are much nicer ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Angela jolie & Christina Ricci


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    Write a long letter of apology to the unlucky person who is going to have to: "search-through" (find) & "clean-up" (throw away) my belongings and computer files; after I have passed away.
    I should start saving some money now; to add with that letter.
    Help pay for their therapy sessions!:p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    1: Enslave the World
    2: Try Tabb cola
    3: Punch Anne Robinson in the face
    4: Write a TV show
    5: Frame Chris Hansen for CP
    6: Do a barrel roll
    7: Hack into and subsiquently destroy Boards.ie :pac:
    8: Ride a horse...off a bridge and into a huge ice-cream pie
    9: Invent ice-cream pie
    10: Buy the Sleep Over Club DVD boxset
    11: Shave a gorilla
    12: Count to 1 million in my head
    13: Buy a powder blue tux or suit
    14: Kill...again
    15: Skydive
    16: ?????????
    17: PROFIT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Reg'stoy


    Would have to be two lists for me, the first being the obvious things, like visit Machu Picchu, threesome with Kylie and the new RTE weather girl Ursula Bracken, etc. Then there would be, my only a 'week to live' list which would comprise of a number of names of people from my past. I reckon we all have a similar list. Now myself and a rather large split and banded hurley would have a long one sided conversation with the members of this list.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭.50 (MOA)


    3 is wash them. No one likes to buy underwear after the previous owner had a bowel movement... at least i think people don't

    Glen Quagmire
    Auctioneer: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
    Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    Go out and live life, instead of writing lists about how to enjoy life.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Neesa wrote: »
    Go out and live life, instead of writing lists about how to enjoy life.

    Oh...burn!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Lunge wildly at the Pope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Achieve geo-stationary orbit through use of nothing but my own sense of self-righteousness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 342 ✭✭Ainekav


    Rrrright...

    Thanks...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 342 ✭✭Ainekav


    and ya seriously whats with all the wrestling talk!

    Anyway cheers we shall leave it at that, no point in flogging a dead horse...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    Why hasnt 'Punch a dolphin' been mentioned yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ainekav wrote: »
    and ya seriously whats with all the wrestling talk!

    Anyway cheers we shall leave it at that, no point in flogging a dead horse...

    Aw, wheres your hugely inspired list of things to do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Roide PlayGirl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Ainekav wrote: »
    and ya seriously whats with all the wrestling talk!

    Anyway cheers we shall leave it at that, no point in flogging a dead horse...
    Awwww I was just gonna suggest dead horse flogging:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,410 ✭✭✭twinytwo


    Aston Martins are much nicer ;)

    oohhh SNAP!!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Build a real Jurassic Park,
    then release them!!! :D


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Pull your teeth out so you can scratch the one on the list that says 'Get a nice pair of dentures' that little bit early.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,108 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    skydiving and swimming with dolphins are infinately MEH!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭RaverRo808


    Fly a plane into the New Yorks twin towers,martyring myself for Allah!.......................................Oh wait,some c*nt beat me to it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭jim o doom


    Do something that involves heights like bunjee jumping or a parachute, because I am sh!T scared of heights, terrified. Dunno if I ever will though :(


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