ACCOUNTANT

mirror mirror

:mad:WOULD AN ACCOUNTANT BE LIABLE FOR NOT DOING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON TIME ? I.E IF YOU GIVE HIM ALL PAERWORK NEEDED AND HE NEGLECTS TO DO RETURNS.HOW WOULD YOU RESOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THIS?

6th

mirror mirror on the wall who's the gheyest of them all?

aidan_walsh

Probably by writing a strongly worded letter, emphasising how unhappy I am using bold letter, caps lock and smilies.

SEPT 23 1989

no its up to you

ejmaztec

PERHAPS IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

Kiera

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?

ejmaztec

Kiera wrote: »

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?

I WAS SHOUTING AT HIM, BECAUSE HIS CHAINSAW IS TOO LOUD.

FlutterinBantam

mirror mirror wrote: »

:mad:WOULD AN ACCOUNTANT BE LIABLE FOR NOT DOING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON TIME ? I.E IF YOU GIVE HIM ALL PAERWORK NEEDED AND HE NEGLECTS TO DO RETURNS.HOW WOULD YOU RESOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THIS?

Deep stall.......plummet to the ground



Fail

Biggins

WHAT THE F**k???

Kiera

ejmaztec wrote: »

I WAS SHOUTING AT HIM, BECAUSE HIS CHAINSAW IS TOO LOUD.

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU!

Sharpshooter

You would have to take into account ,that he may not have know what to do with PAERWORK.
Maybe he is still deciphering the code.:pac:

ScumLord

Maybe your accountant realized the pointlessness of giving money to this sticking government? Fair play to him I say. I hope he's having a nice time on the Algarve.

The_Minister

Most professionals would have insurance to cover them if you make a mistake, and if the accountant was negligent then you can sue them, but it would depend on what exactly you employed the accountant to do.


DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT? I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE DEAF. NO, I SAID DEAF.

ejmaztec

The_Minister wrote: »

DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT? I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE DEAF. NO, I SAID DEAF.

WHO'S JEFF?

biko

Here is some legal advice: Ask a solicitor.

Sean Quagmire

JEEZE I CLICK INTO THIS THREAD AND MY EAR DRUMS HAVE BURST

6th

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS!!!!!!!!!

Kiera

Sabotage wrote: »

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS!!!!!!!!!

You also seem to not know what funny is!!!!!!!!!

RxQueen

Sabotage wrote: »

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS!!!!!!!!!

I THINK IM IN THE WRONG THREAD

The_Minister

A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS SIMILAR TO A STANDARD VARIABLE RATE MORTGAGE, WITH ONE MAIN DIFFERENCE - IT 'TRACKS' THE EUROPEAN CENTRAL BANK(ECB) RATES. tHE BENEFIT IS THAT IT COMMITS THE LENDER TO KEEPING THEIR 'MARGIN' (THE MARKUP THEY CHARGE ON TOP OF THE WHOLESALE RATE) UNDER A CERTAIN LEVEL.

I GOT THAT FROM GOOGLE...


WHAT STRUDEL?

RxQueen

A strudel is a type of sweet layered pastry with a filling inside, that became well known and gained popularity in the 18th century through the Habsburg Empire.

i FOR ONE WAS DISSAPPOINTED AT THIS ANSWER

Biggins

The_Minister wrote: »

...WHAT STRUDEL?

This thread!

ejmaztec

biko wrote: »

Here is some legal advice: Ask a solicitor.

If he does that, then he'll be on here again asking what he can do about an incompetent solicitor.


Best thing that he can do is to get his accountant to pay whatever the surcharge was for the late submission of his return, and also get them to send a grovelling letter to the Revenue Commissioners telling them that it was not the tax-payer's fault.

ScumLord

The_Minister wrote: »

A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS SIMILAR TO A STANDARD VARIABLE RATE MORTGAGE,

Mmm, I see. So whats a standard variable rate mortgage?

mirror mirror

:P

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You would have to take into account ,that he may not have know what to do with PAERWORK.
Maybe he is still deciphering the code.:pac:

:Pthat he may not KNOWN what to do with PAPERWORK:P

ejmaztec

ejmaztec wrote: »

Best thing that he can do is to get his accountant to pay whatever the surcharge was for the late submission of his return, and also get them to send a grovelling letter to the Revenue Commissioners telling them that it was not the tax-payer's fault.

Unless of course, he's one of mine - in which case, it was nothing to do with me and he can whistle for it. :P

Professey Chin

MY LEGS AFTER CRAMPING!!!

6th

The_Minister wrote: »

A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS SIMILAR TO A STANDARD VARIABLE RATE MORTGAGE, WITH ONE MAIN DIFFERENCE - IT 'TRACKS' THE EUROPEAN CENTRAL BANK(ECB) RATES. tHE BENEFIT IS THAT IT COMMITS THE LENDER TO KEEPING THEIR 'MARGIN' (THE MARKUP THEY CHARGE ON TOP OF THE WHOLESALE RATE) UNDER A CERTAIN LEVEL.

I GOT THAT FROM GOOGLE...


WHAT STRUDEL?

FAIL. FACT.

ordinary_story

LOUD NOISES, LOUD NOISES

00112984

I CAN BITE MY OWN TOE-NAILS.

TAKE THAT, SOCIETY, OR I'LL BITE YOURS TOO!

Professey Chin

00112984 wrote: »

I CAN BITE MY OWN TOE-NAILS.

TAKE THAT, SOCIETY, OR I'LL BITE YOURS TOO!

ILL BITE YOURS IF YOU BITE MINE!!!!!!!

ewwwwwwww

KamiKazi

NO ACCOUNTANT CAN SAVE YOU NOW OP, YOU NEED THE CITIZEN

What's going on?

Professey Chin

Myth wrote: »

What's going on?

SPEAK UP!!!!:pac:

RxQueen

SORRY CANT HEAR YOU

Smart Bug

Myth wrote: »

What's going on?

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I'M WEARING A TOWEL.

Jesus Juice

mirror mirror wrote: »

:mad:WOULD AN ACCOUNTANT BE LIABLE FOR NOT DOING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON TIME ? I.E IF YOU GIVE HIM ALL PAERWORK NEEDED AND HE NEGLECTS TO DO RETURNS.HOW WOULD YOU RESOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THIS?

Did you make sure caps lock was on and headroll the keyboard?

faceman

mirror mirror wrote: »

:mad:WOULD AN ACCOUNTANT BE LIABLE FOR NOT DOING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON TIME ? I.E IF YOU GIVE HIM ALL PAERWORK NEEDED AND HE NEGLECTS TO DO RETURNS.HOW WOULD YOU RESOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THIS?

Needs more cowbell tbh

LightningBolt

Why all the shouting?

Smart Bug

LightningBolt wrote: »

Why all the shouting?

QÚE?

javaboy

This silliness has run its course. For the record OP you can't ask for legal advice on this website.