The plot for the new Sex and the City film

Setun

Was reading this, and saw a comment describing what, in an ideal world, would be the new Sex and the City plotline...

How about it turns out that Big is a hedgefund manager who has defrauded others out of $30bn or something. Anyway, the t****r is caught red handed (but of course, not red faced) with his hand in the electronic till.

Carrie, of course, stands by him and even writes an article about how sex with a criminal bad boy is so much more fun, with a pseudo intellectual title like:
"How come, when it comes to the bedroom bad is good and vice versa"

Slowly being abandoned by New York high society, only two lawyers are ready to represent Big, of course that being Miranda and whoever the other bloke is- and of course he needs PR. So for a moment it looks like it is our jolly little band of consumerist good time girls making a stand for real American values against the new puritanism brought in by Obamaists who are raging around Wall Street telling people that the party is over.

But this isn't a comedy. No. It is all turning to sh*t for the happy band of upmarket tarts. There is no sympathy for Big and his sort in what we might call the 'Anti-Big Apple'. The press want someone to make an example of. And Big is the biggest example of all. He gets sent down for 20 years. The band turn in on each other and blame becomes the order of the day. Miranda becomes suicidal as her clients dry up, and goes down the only way she knows how in a scene reminiscent of Last Exit to Brooklyn. Miranda changes her name and heads to Mexico to become a human rights lawyer for native tribes. Charlotte, who is weak, is overcome with an overwhelmingly conservative desire to return to her Mid-Western roots, to live out her life as an uptight recluse in a small bible belt town.

And then there is Carrie. Her world is a wreck. She knows that the party is over and there is only one decent thing to do. So she summons up her will and bludgens her self to death with a shoe. The parting shot is of Carrie sad and alone on a bed with a Manolo Blanick heel stuck between her eyes - her blank staring eyes being the perfect analogy for her life.

The End

I think I would quite enjoy that actually. :pac: Can anyone else do any better?

bikki

They missed the part where Samantha dies alone in her Pimps bathroom from a over dose after becoming a crack-head hooker.

Valmont

I was thinking they could do a hostel type movie where they all go on holidays and just get killed in really gruesome ways. I'd pay to see it.

SoupyNorman

"Sex and the City: Farm adventures"

Oh yes, they are going 'there'

Roar

im hoping they're in a plane crash in the mountains and end up having to eat each other.

although they're all so fcuking skinny they'd just be hungry an hour later anyway..

tferg20

Sex & the city of god. The three 40 yr olds and there mother travel to Rio where upon losing all there credit cards give a go at the old prostitution game. It does not go to well.

Rowley Birkin QC

Please can this be moved to the Ladies Lounge.

Nolanger

bigkev49 wrote: »

Please can this be moved to the Ladies Lounge.

because true film fans don't watch chick flicks.