BEST JOKE EVER!!!!

MaryKateValenti · 07-02-2009 4:05pm #1

ok reply and tell me what you think...

why do gorillas have big fingers??

TO FIT THEIR BIG NOSTIRLS

hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahhahahahha llol

LMAO

hahahaa

li@mo · 07-02-2009 4:08pm

Thats brilliant...........Ha Ha Ha:D

*SARCASM*:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Podge2k7 · 07-02-2009 4:08pm

ok?

Saibh · 07-02-2009 4:10pm

Have you any more jokes like that you wish to share with us :rolleyes:

MaryKateValenti · 07-02-2009 4:28pm

what's black and white and SCREAMING?

A NUN

what's black and white and laughing?

THE NUN THAT PUSHED HER

Naos · 09-02-2009 3:09pm

I see your best worst jokes ever and raise you:

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

09-02-2009 3:27pm

Its like being in a room with my grandad:eek:

patmac · 09-02-2009 4:08pm

I thought you had to be over 5 years old to join boards?

seanybiker · 09-02-2009 4:10pm

I was in Tesco and I saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on the show.

im_invisible · 09-02-2009 4:40pm

that one got a laugh:)

whats green and invisible?

no cabbage

Endaaaagh · 09-02-2009 4:42pm

What's red & smells like blue paint???
Red Paint

Iwasfrozen · 09-02-2009 4:49pm

Dose nobody else notice the irony here ?
Marykate pointed out in the title that this was the best joke ever, on the first line see then asks me for my opinion.

Dlite · 09-02-2009 5:00pm

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering
the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma
of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way
out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the
railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

With laboured breath, he leaned against the
door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's
agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for
there, spread out upon the kitchen table were
literally hundreds of his favourite scones.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his
devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left
this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the
edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife
with a wooden spoon ......

F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

BEST JOKE EVER!!!!

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