You think your life sucks?

Sanjuro

Then check this website out. www.fmylife.com Some funny stuff on it... example-

"Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well."

"Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain."


Now thats commitment!

RandolphEsq

''Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card.''

That's a good way to make sure you never have to see a girl again after a bad first date! Especially if she doesn't let you in her!

The guy

"Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face."

Captain Slow IRL

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice.

SV

"Today, my son came back from a party and told me he had sex for the first time. When I asked him to take a seat and tell me more about his experience, he said he couldn't sit because his ass hurts. FML"


lolz.

traffic_cone

BrightEyes wrote: »

''Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card.''

That's a good way to make sure you never have to see a girl again after a bad first date! Especially if she doesn't let you in her!

:rolleyes:

IvyTheTerrible

"My life sucks. I spend all day copy and pasting content from other sites onto boards.ie with no opinions or ideas of my own"

Oh wait...that isn't me..:rolleyes:

Ponster

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him having sex with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

Donald-Duck

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

"My life sucks. I spend all day copy and pasting content from other sites onto boards.ie with no opinions or ideas of my own"

Oh wait...that isn't me..:rolleyes:

"Today I went around thread****ting and posting in threads I don't like"

Conor108

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

:eek::eek:

KnifeWRENCH

"Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML"

:eek:

Ann22

What does FML mean???? I just bet no one answers this.:(

PlayGirl

Ann22 wrote: »

What does FML mean???? I just bet no one answers this.:(

im guessing f*ck my life ?

Captain Slow IRL

F*ck My Life

How much was the bet for?!

EDIT: PlayGirl in first!