Idiots making noise outside your house during the night.

Red Sleeping Beauty

I'm just back from the local pub.I'd a nice night , there's been at least 3 groups of cunts who have been making nice walking/running/jumping/aruging up and down my road.

What do you do with these people ? The next group of spas that make noise out there , I'm tempted to go out and give them a piece of my mind and take a hiding for it

Sharpshooter

Put on some music, and chill.

Feelgood

Just walk out to them in your boxers and invite them in

Wont be long shifting them.

Kiera

Oh so you had your fun and now the whole country has to shut up cause you want to sleep?

corkhero

Fella living next door to me has been singing extremelly loudly for the last 2 hours.

normal friday night antics.

Senna

get a nice house out in the country with only the sheep for company;)

khmk

Feelgood wrote: »

Just walk out to them in your boxers and invite them in

Wont be long shifting them.

this is true and substitute walk for Shakira dance and boxers for nip and scatter is the most likely word you'll hear.

Feelgood

Senna wrote: »

with only the sheep for company;)

You'd know all about that alright my man

Red Sleeping Beauty

Kiera wrote: »

Oh so you had your fun and now the whole country has to shut up cause you want to sleep?

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

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I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.


Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

Zebra3

Nail your missus.

Should have you in a deep sleep soon enough.

Red Sleeping Beauty

Zebra3 wrote: »

Nail your missus.

Should have you in a deep sleep soon enough.

Can I nail yours instead ?

holly1

Are they still there,if they are they must have no feeling left caus its wicked cold out there.

Red Sleeping Beauty

We're talking about teenagers knacker drinking here - their limits know no bounds. Even for climate or health purposes.
They were just passing through but I've seen all sorts at all hours in the morning.

Has anyone any stories?

minidazzler

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

We're talking about teenagers knacker drinking here - their limits know no bounds. Even for climate or health purposes.
They were just passing through but I've seen all sorts at all hours in the morning.

Has anyone any stories?

In fairness, you were on boards, don't even lie, you were not trying to sleep!!!

davyjose

Just home at 20 to 3 in the morning?

Are you sure there wasn't FOUR groups of cnuts making noise?

phasers

There's not much at night, though at 5PM every day loads of cars park outside my house waiting for their friends to get out of rehab.

Once, I found a homeless guy asleep in my porch. I told him through the door that he could stay there but he'd better be gone by 9AM

Kiera

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

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I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.


Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

Haha this just gets better. Paranoid much, Alan?

Quazzie

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

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I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.


Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

I think you need the Citizen

experiMental

Ahahahha bare assed walkout, especially if there are drunken teenagers around. I should try that.

Its become less of a problem in my area, as I've seen some of the people who do drunken parties do the night shift in the place where I work. :O

MIN2511

It's recession get used to this, there would be more where this came from....
People will party on the streets, because they can.... It's cheaper!

I paid €4.50 for a can of redbull last night-i pint of bulmers would have cost me the same!

omb0wyn5ehpij9

I bet you used to do the exact same thing when you were a teenager

DarkJager

Crack open the windows and turn this up full blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qotei1ky4mw

yoshytoshy

OP at least you don't have mates like mine ,knock at the door at 5am and make strange sounds if I tell them to get lost.

experiMental

yoshytoshy wrote: »

OP at least you don't have mates like mine ,knock at the door at 5am and make strange sounds if I tell them to get lost.

Oh yes, sometime after midnight in my street. A drunken lad knocks on the door with his fist. Then he asks "Where's da dooooooooooor!?"

Marvellous.

Big Knox

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Has anyone any stories?

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RxQueen

wish i had neighbours.
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or friends


count yo'self lucky OP :pac:!

yoshytoshy

experiMental wrote: »

Oh yes, sometime after midnight in my street. A drunken lad knocks on the door with his fist. Then he asks "Where's da dooooooooooor!?"

Marvellous.

I've a better one ,while walking home one night from town. We spotted lights on in a house along the north circular road ,so we said we'd knock on the door for the craic.
Bloke answers half asleep and we start asking for people by their name.We told him we were at a party in the house a few weeks back ,as it looked like one of those rented out houses.
The chap then invites us in to the living room ,gives us all a bottle of beer each and we start talking.
Then about a half hour later ,his bird walks into the room. Well if anyone wanted to know what the term WTF looks like ,she had it written all over her face.
Yer man got a bollickin:pac:
We got more beer on the way out :P

Valmont

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I think you need the Citizen

I don't feel safe on here since our Dark Crusader was banned.

WoollyRedHat

Pretend to be a ghost. Get a white sheet, make some eyeholes and make a few scary noises. It will either make them jump out of their skins, laugh, or make them try to attack you. Preferably do it where they can't reach you so.

GreeBo

Problem with all these ideas is these pricks know where you live and you dont know squat about them. They can therefore make your life hell. We had the doorbell treatment at all hours for a few months.
Then I caught one of them.

JIZZLORD

i'm glad i dont live across the road from the worst sti infected pub in galway any more.

i'm no longer kept awake by crowds of drunken girls singing the hills of donegal

thermo66

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

I'm just back from the local pub.I'd a nice night , there's been at least 3 groups of cunts who have been making nice walking/running/jumping/aruging up and down my road.

What do you do with these people ? The next group of spas that make noise out there , I'm tempted to go out and give them a piece of my mind and take a hiding for it

HA HA Thats what you get for 'despising' Bono!!! Obviously some Bono fans on boards know where you live and came to wreck your head!!!

If I knew about it i'd have come too

Irish Halo

One evening some young gentlemen decided to sit in their boy racers in the car park behind my apartment block and play **** tunes very loudly.

As it was still pretty early and didn't prevent me enjoying the TV I left the ***** alone but when 3 hours later I was trying to sleep and they were still there, I decided I'd had enough and called the cops, **** all that hero bull**** of dealing with them myself, do I look suicidal? Anyway the cops are paid to deal with this **** or so I thought.

When I rang they said it didn't fall under their remit but that there was a section of the environment/pollution office which dealt with this type of thing OK I believed them (they were right) and rang the number (they had a late night number) and they said they couldn't do anything because the noise was being made in a public area :eek: and they could only investigate noise issues coming from a private dwelling/private land and that it was a recognised loop hole (which seems a bit of an understatement)

The police did turn up eventually (I assume someone else called and said they saw a knife) but actually didn't do much and they only dispersed about a half hour after the cops had left seemingly of their own volition.

Still it's better than the rapes and burglaries that were a common occurrence around my old apartment ...

Dudess

Kiera wrote: »

Oh so you had your fun and now the whole country has to shut up cause you want to sleep?

If a person makes noise for long periods of time on a residential street very late at night, they're a ****. Slightly more forgiveable on a Friday/Saturday/at a push Thursday night but still pretty out of order. I have to put up with such ***** nearly every night of the week - I usually ring the guards and they're quite obliging about sending a car round.

banshee_bones

Our next door neighbours are prone to this kinda craic.

People hanging around smoking outside the door on the steps (eh why not use your own balcony round the back ??)
They smashed the outside light over on our side of the wall.... no idea why or what brought that about.... they also like to play electric guitar during the day...badly...

talentless gimps..... :rolleyes:

Kiera

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

I'm just back from the local pub.I'd a nice night , there's been at least 3 groups of cunts who have been making nice walking/running/jumping/aruging up and down my road.

Dudess wrote: »

If a person makes noise for long periods of time on a residential street very late at night, they're a ****. Slightly more forgiveable on a Friday/Saturday/at a push Thursday night but still pretty out of order. I have to put up with such ***** nearly every night of the week - I usually ring the guards and they're quite obliging about sending a car round.

Alan's post suggests he lives on a main road and not necessarily a residential estate. If he had said they were hanging around outside his house and acting the bollox at 3 in the morning i would agree with you about calling the guards.

But complaining about people walking down the road after a night out is a load of crap seeing as he was out too and i doubt he walked home on his tiptoes in silence.

Queen-Mise

Would it be a banable offense, if I suggested purchasing a pellet gun.

I would never condone using said gun though.

Red Sleeping Beauty

Kiera wrote: »

Alan's post suggests he lives on a main road and not necessarily a residential estate. If he had said they were hanging around outside his house and acting the bollox at 3 in the morning i would agree with you about calling the guards.

But complaining about people walking down the road after a night out is a load of crap seeing as he was out too and i doubt he walked home on his tiptoes in silence.

I'm in an estate.
Teenagers pass through shouting and screaming at the top of their voices, throwing their empty Dutch Gold Cans around the place and kicking cars - tyres have been slashed also.

They just have no class at all.