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Nocturnal Valentines Ideas

  • 06-02-2009 5:40pm
    #1
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I'm always waffling on about the cultural side of this forum so here's an excellent chance...

    Roysh, everyone knows we like the darky mc night black stuff, and it's hard to reconcile with national pink day.

    But SOME people have made an effort. For example:

    Chtulu Valentines

    I actually got one of these a few years back from an ex GF. Nothing says I love you like a picture of a severed heart in a jar.

    How about a nice demon cuddly toy?

    76708_185562_2.jpg

    There's got to be other nice ways to have a Nocturnal Valentines... Cheer the poor Doom up with them as he's going to be all aloneses for it! :(

    Chtulu still loves me. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    this normally meets the nocturnal criteria:

    valentine.jpg


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    this normally meets the nocturnal criteria:

    valentine.jpg

    ... you know all those jokes in your routine about why you don't have a girlfriend? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    valentine.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    SDooM wrote: »
    How about a nice demon cuddly toy?

    Or for the super nerd dear to you:

    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

    If only I was ever given one of them :(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    SDooM wrote: »
    ... you know all those jokes in your routine about why you don't have a girlfriend? :D

    :eek: it all makes sence now....and here i was thinkin that gurls just don't like jeremy clarkson! :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Zwillinge wrote: »
    Or for the super nerd dear to you:

    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

    If only I was ever given one of them :(:(
    I'd ****ing LOVE one of those.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    I'd ****ing LOVE one of those.

    Yeah, imagine the secret admirer or OH gives you The Kissing Disease... *dreamy sigh*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I made this one year...

    frankentine.jpg


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Zwillinge wrote: »
    Yeah, imagine the secret admirer or OH gives you The Kissing Disease... *dreamy sigh*

    To be fair, even I am want!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    SDooM wrote: »
    I'm always waffling on about the cultural side of this forum so here's an excellent chance...

    Roysh, everyone knows we like the darky mc night black stuff, and it's hard to reconcile with national pink day.

    But SOME people have made an effort. For example:

    Chtulu Valentines
    How about a nice demon cuddly toy?

    76708_185562_2.jpg

    THAT is one of THE most DISTRUBING things I have ever seen that is Cthulu related. :mad:
    SDooM wrote: »
    There's got to be other nice ways to have a Nocturnal Valentines... Cheer the poor Doom up with them as he's going to be all aloneses for it! :(

    Chtulu still loves me. :)

    Pfff lots of people are it's not a big deal and Chtulu says that to everyone.



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    http://www.meish.org/vd/

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    Personally I prefer to think of the day as Happy horny werewolf day.
    The feast of St Valentine is a Christian corruption of the Roman pagan festival of Lupercalia, where, as part of a fertility rite, men would smear themselves with blood, dress up in animal skins and run around the city whipping young women with cords made of goatskin.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia

    The celebration during the Late Republic and Empire

    The Lupercalia festival was in honor of the She-Wolf who suckled the infant orphans, Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. Explaining the name of the festival, Lupercalia, which translates out into "Wolf Festival." The festival was celebrated near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine (where Rome was founded, see Livy, Book I), to expiate and purify new life in the Spring. The Lupercal cave, which had fallen into a state of decay, was rebuilt by Augustus; the celebration of the festival had been maintained, as we know from the famous occurrence of it in 44 BC. A highly decorated cavern 50 feet below Augustus' palace in the correct approximate location was discovered by archeologists in October 2007, that may prove to be the Lupercal cave when analyzed.

    The religious ceremonies were directed by the Luperci, the "brothers of the wolf (lupus)", a corporation of priests of Faunus, dressed only in a goatskin, whose institution is attributed either to the Arcadian Evander, or to Romulus and Remus. The Luperci were divided into two collegia, called Quinctiliani (or Quinctiales) and Fabiani, from the gens Quinctilia (or Quinctia) viz. gens Fabia; at the head of each of these colleges was a magister. In 44 BC. a third college, Luperci Julii, was instituted in honor of Julius Caesar, the first magister of which was Mark Antony. In imperial times the members were usually of equestrian standing.

    The festival began with the sacrifice by the Luperci (or the flamen dialis) of two male goats and a dog. Next two patrician young Luperci were led to the altar, to be anointed on their foreheads with the sacrificial blood, which was wiped off the bloody knife with wool soaked in milk, after which they were expected to smile and laugh; the smearing of the forehead with blood probably refers to human sacrifice originally practised at the festival.

    The sacrificial feast followed, after which the Luperci cut thongs from the skins of the victims, which were called Februa, dressed themselves in the skins of the sacrificed goats, in imitation of Lupercus, and ran round the walls of the old Palatine city, the line of which was marked with stones, with the thongs in their hands in two bands, striking the people who crowded near. Girls and young women would line up on their route to receive lashes from these whips. This was supposed to ensure fertility, prevent sterility in women and ease the pains of childbirth. This tradition itself may survive (Christianised, and shifted to Spring) in certain ritual Easter Monday whippings.

    You ASKED.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »

    You ASKED.

    And if you know me, you know I would find that to be possibly one of the coolest things in the history of evermass!

    It's werewolf day from now on!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    SDooM wrote: »
    And if you know me, you know I would find that to be possibly one of the coolest things in the history of evermass!

    It's werewolf day from now on!

    Why do you think I bothered sharing :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Why do you think I bothered sharing :)

    You just earned yourself a werewolves day card! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    oh and not a whip made from bloody goatskins ?


    1165441340_werewolf.jpg

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    oh and not a whip made from bloody goatskins ?

    I don't believe in cruelty to animals.

    I will leave the interpretation of that sentence up to you :D

    As an aside, there is an old white wolf source book which states that the children of the wolf were the first Lupine and Ennoia, the first Gangrel!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    That pink creature with wings is kinda cute!
    Friend of mine has a few of those large micro germy thingys.

    Would Transformers fit as a nocturnal (ish) Valentines present?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    390104856_1815f48e2a.jpg?v=0

    NSFW...

    I actually invented one of them. :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=62&pictureid=338


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    star-pants wrote: »
    That pink creature with wings is kinda cute!
    Friend of mine has a few of those large micro germy thingys.

    Would Transformers fit as a nocturnal (ish) Valentines present?

    sure they would:

    URock.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    sure they would:

    Frakk -- how come the shops here don't sell those?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    star-pants wrote: »
    That pink creature with wings is kinda cute!
    Friend of mine has a few of those large micro germy thingys.

    Would Transformers fit as a nocturnal (ish) Valentines present?

    They would for me...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    sure they would:

    URock.jpg

    Seriously, WHERE!?????????!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    SDooM wrote: »
    They would for me...
    valentine_gir2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I remember a time when my special someone once baught me a Transformer. I already had it, but its the thought that counts.

    We don't see each other anymore.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    The overly-literal card:D

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    For the boy-wonder in your life:P:pac:
    valcard6.jpg

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    SDooM wrote: »
    As an aside, there is an old white wolf source book which states that the children of the wolf were the first Lupine and Ennoia, the first Gangrel!

    I know, I tend to play Gangrel.
    SDooM wrote: »

    Not bad but the ears are wrong :P the look a lot more feline then lupine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I know, I tend to play Gangrel..

    gangrel?

    gangrel.gif


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I know, I tend to play Gangrel.



    Not bad but the ears are wrong :P the look a lot more feline then lupine.

    I made the decision not to make them friendly tipped, for some reason I like them labrador-ey :D

    I'm a Gangrel player too. Damn Ravnos :(


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    gangrel?

    gangrel.gif

    He actually had to pay rights to White Wolf for the name.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    koth wrote: »
    valcard6.jpg

    He's got to have something special in his utility belt for Valentines day!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    SDooM wrote: »

    I'm a Gangrel player too. Damn Ravnos :(

    *sound of a truck flying over Galvasean's head*

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    found this in the creative writing forum... thought twas quite good..
    If I was your Superman,
    I’d take you to a far off galaxy,
    Where you’ll know no one
    So you’d HAVE to talk to me.

    If they called me Spiderman,
    My webs would always catch you,
    And if you tried to break free and go,
    I simply wouldn’t let you.

    If I was exactly like Hulk,
    Green and always angry,
    You’d not have a boyfriend once,
    Thanks to my new-born envy.

    And if I dressed up like Ironman,
    My technology state of art,
    You wouldn’t have to search me
    To find something hard.

    Maybe if I was your Batman,
    With money and power,
    You wouldn’t mind me stalking you,
    every time you take a shower.

    But since I’m not a superhero,
    I’ll be your Joker instead,
    And run around your twitching body,
    With a machete and your head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    SDooM wrote: »
    Chtulu still loves me. :)

    Nice thing to call your ex-gf


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Teutorix wrote: »
    Nice thing to call your ex-gf

    Oh, you've met?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    SDooM wrote: »
    Oh, you've met?
    LMAO*


    *if i am taking that as i should. Brain not in gear today sorry :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    *sound of a truck flying over Galvasean's head*

    :confused:
    Now you know how I feel when ye start on about bloomin' Reformers!! :p

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Now you know how I feel when ye start on about bloomin' Reformers!! :p

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    Z...z.... ZOMBIE!!!


    *Shoots Orestes to feel better*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix



    watchback.gif

    Why is the cupid killer Canadian?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    SDooM wrote: »
    How about a nice demon cuddly toy?

    76708_185562_2.jpg

    There's got to be other nice ways to have a Nocturnal Valentines... Cheer the poor Doom up with them as he's going to be all aloneses for it! :(

    Chtulu still loves me. :)

    i want that!
    so cute and squidgy

    maybe it could keep me company on my lonely valentines days...17 in a row perhaps ill make it to 20 and get a prize


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    i want that!
    so cute and squidgy

    maybe it could keep me company on my lonely valentines days...17 in a row perhaps ill make it to 20 and get a prize

    I once had a relationship end on Valentines day. And another ended the week after. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    I once had a relationship end on Valentines day. And another ended the week after. :pac:

    noice!

    ive never been with anyone or really seeing anyone at any holiday that i can remember.


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    I once had a relationship end on Valentines day. And another ended the week after. :pac:

    That must have been a fun fortnight:P:D

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    noice!

    ive never been with anyone or really seeing anyone at any holiday that i can remember.
    Heh, annoying thing was I'd bought the presents for both. :P
    koth wrote: »
    That must have been a fun fortnight:P:D

    If only. :P

    Different years. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SDooM wrote: »
    *Shoots Orestes to feel better*
    I'm beginning to worry about all this shooting you do at Otestes!

    - Sigmund
    Teutorix wrote: »
    Why is the cupid killer Canadian?
    Lol, no idea. Maybe just the hat is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    cupidshot.jpg

    oh nice find.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    If Dr Evil was so kind to let me use his giant frikkin laser beam, would writing a message into Luna herself be Nocturnal enough?;)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Not strictly Nocturnal, but anything from this page would be win. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Personally, I prefer March 14th. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    The saturday after I turn 18? I'm having a BOARDS BIRTHDAY PARTY??????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Gloom


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