Accents

Photi

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet:

"Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat."

Vet:"Is it a tom?"

"Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."




Barnsley bloke wins the lottery. His beloved dog's recently died so he goes to the goldsmith to order a fitting tribute;

'Ah want a solid gold bust of me dog made, lad'

'Eighteen carat?'

'No, chewing a bone'




Wee Glasgow wummin goes to dentist

Sits in chair

Dentist "Comfy?"
Wummin "Govan"



Woman goes into a Dundee bakery

"Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"Naw, ye're right - it's a doughnut."

Photi

"Haw Jamesie, see this, this is the Kilt am wearin fur ma wedding tomorrow"

"What's the tartan"

"She'll be wearing white"





Two Ballymena wimmin are cooing over a baby.
"Ach he's lovely. What are ye gonnae call him?"
"Am gonnae call him Nathan"
"Ye cannae do that, ye haftae call him somethin'"

patmac

Photi wrote: »

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet:

"Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat."

Vet:"Is it a tom?"

"Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."




Barnsley bloke wins the lottery. His beloved dog's recently died so he goes to the goldsmith to order a fitting tribute;

'Ah want a solid gold bust of me dog made, lad'

'Eighteen carat?'

'No, chewing a bone'




Wee Glasgow wummin goes to dentist

Sits in chair

Dentist "Comfy?"
Wummin "Govan"



Woman goes into a Dundee bakery

"Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"Naw, ye're right - it's a doughnut."

Very good but I cannae unnerstand the last un.

youtheman

patmac wrote: »

Very good but I cannae unnerstand the last un.

"Is that a doughnut or a meringue?" or "Is that a doughnut or am-i-wrong
"Naw, ye're right - it's a doughnut."

The Bollox

I didn't get the one in the dentists chair

the rest are great though

icom

The Bollox wrote: »

I didn't get the one in the dentists chair

the rest are great though

Dentist "Comfy?"
Where do you come from?
Wummin "Govan"
Where Rabb C. Nesbitt lives!