Satan is here! The end is near!! lol

Wilko121

Lol

Ok he's not among us and hopefully the end is not near.

Was just watching Bill Bailly and he mentioned the whole Satan/Santa thing


I found this amusing and thought about it abit. Think about it!


Is it not our greed and wreckless acquisition that has the the world polluted and using an unbelievably dangerous energy like nuclear power?
(Such things that could wipe out life as we know it)

Ok, thats not the idea behind santa ("goodwill" and all that craic) but is that not he is doing? I heard on the radio that the British bought so much wrapping paper in 2008 that it could stretch to the moon. Not too mention the materialistic festival that Christmass has become.


Some quick brainstorming and Googling

Santa - Satan
Claus - Lucas/Lucis - Lucifer
Nikken (from the dutch) - Saint nick
Kriss Kringle(german) - Little Christ Child

Websters Dictionary: Elf 1: a small often mischievous fairy
2: a small lively creature ; also : a usually lively mischievous or malicious person


Is it not Strange that so many people have come to celebrate the man who has many similarity to the devil on "christs birthday"?



none of this is surprising, the relations between Thor-Saturn-Horus-Jesus and many more are everywhere. Its just a bunch of tales that have spread and changed through migration and breeding.
For example Jesus and Santa
-Both Carpenters
-Jesus is described in the bible as having a beard "white as snow"

Caoimhín

Mentalist/Conspiracy fourm

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Plug

im a little blue train....
choo choo choo

Abi

Yesssss! This should shake things up.

Reganio 2

Wilko121 wrote: »

I heard on the radio that the British bought so much wrapping paper in 2008 that it could stretch to the moon.

Hate to be the bloke that had to find that out

gino85

but santa is real

Mahatma coat

Caoimhín wrote: »

Mentalist/Conspiracy fourm

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I resent the term Mentalist, I'll have you know

and we already have a thread about this in the CT forum










awaits sneaky AH Mod edit of Represent

mukki

I wish santa was here


fooken loove christmas

Creamy Goodness

Tl;dr well for AH it is

engrish?

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Black Swan

Where's that HOT little devil?:cool:

Kiera

I like shiney things

RustySpoon

Wilko121 wrote: »

I heard on the radio that the British bought so much wrapping paper in 2008 that it could stretch to the moon

Did you know that if everyone in the world used one less sheet of toilet paper when wiping, we would save enough paper to stretch from here to uranus!?

engrish?

RustySpoon wrote: »

Did you know that if everyone in the world used one less sheet of toilet paper when wiping, we would save enough paper to stretch from here to uranus!?

Excellent!

Paddy Samurai

Wilko121 wrote: »

Lol
-Jesus is described in the bible as having a beard "white as snow"

Your beard ,would be white as well if you just polished off a dozen boxes of caffreys marshmellows.It would also explain the massive weight increase,and having to wear a red suit.

Disclaimer:above sentance makes about as much sense as everything else in this thread.

Queen-Mise

I like Santa, although I have more fun with Satan

hhhmm, thats a conundrum

Quazzie

I heard a rumour* it was santa that snatched Maddie.





Rumour may have been started by Snyper to avert the cops

Earthhorse

gino85 wrote: »

but santa is real

Satan's real.

Nailz

The devil is cool...

Pigman III

Little Nicky! What a class movie! Anybody else try playing Smokey in reverse!?

asdasd

A thread called Satan is here! The end is near! Lol! needs to be a whole lot better than this.

Epic Fail.

Better all round to rename it Is Santa Satan so decent people can read the title and stay out.

Nailz

Well, that's what dyslexics believe it to be!

Pigman III

LOL!

Earthhorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

Panda

AnonoBoy

Note to self: Never open thread with 'lol' in the title.

jester77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spyyKkOK20I

Latchy

Wilko121 wrote: »

-Both Carpenters

Richard and Karen ?




One flew over the cuckoo's nest was a great movie

Ah sh1t.

My covers blown.

Degag

Whatever about Satan, Bill Bailey is God.

javaboy

Earthhorse wrote: »

Satan's real.

Muskrat.

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

Muskrat.

Muskrat, eh?

Uhm, scumtuck.

I am just saying random words now.

Turd Ferguson

Wilko121 wrote: »

Lol

Poor mans RTDH to be honest :pac:

galwayrush

Satan is somewhere in Galway.
Galwayrush = Galway Ruled Under Satan's Hand.:D

Jesus Juice

Wilko121 wrote: »

Lol

Ok he's not among us and hopefully the end is not near.

Was just watching Bill Bailly and he mentioned the whole Satan/Santa thing


I found this amusing and thought about it abit. Think about it!


Is it not our greed and wreckless acquisition that has the the world polluted and using an unbelievably dangerous energy like nuclear power?
(Such things that could wipe out life as we know it)

Ok, thats not the idea behind santa ("goodwill" and all that craic) but is that not he is doing? I heard on the radio that the British bought so much wrapping paper in 2008 that it could stretch to the moon. Not too mention the materialistic festival that Christmass has become.


Some quick brainstorming and Googling

Santa - Satan
Claus - Lucas/Lucis - Lucifer
Nikken (from the dutch) - Saint nick
Kriss Kringle(german) - Little Christ Child

Websters Dictionary: Elf 1: a small often mischievous fairy
2: a small lively creature ; also : a usually lively mischievous or malicious person


Is it not Strange that so many people have come to celebrate the man who has many similarity to the devil on "christs birthday"?



none of this is surprising, the relations between Thor-Saturn-Horus-Jesus and many more are everywhere. Its just a bunch of tales that have spread and changed through migration and breeding.
For example Jesus and Santa
-Both Carpenters
-Jesus is described in the bible as having a beard "white as snow"

''He probably wakes up and thinks he's an onion''

Latchy

Degag wrote: »

Whatever about Satan, Bill Bailey is God.

Did he ever go home in the end ?