Jerry Ryan believes in UFO's

jessbeth

AINJIN is the message from the aliens according to John from Co. Clare on the Jerry Ryan Show this morning.

Jerry claims he believes in UFO's.

Apparently there were photos and everything.

Maybe they've come to help us out of the recession.

Jerry Ryan and the Aliens have come to save the day and abduct Brian Cowan LOL

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

was jerry not pulling the piss of those people who "seen" ufos? was kinda listening to it earlier

Tabnabs

What are you talking about?

dodgyme

god I was worried there I thought it was "Gerry Ryan"

jessbeth

Oh actually I do mean Gerry Ryan, sorry about the error. Yeah I think he was taking the piss. I thought it was hilarious. I was wondering did anyone else hear it on the show.

Quazzie

Are you talking about "jerry ryan" of deep space 9 fame or "gerry ryan" of deep arse hole fame?

Cactus Col

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are you talking about "jerry ryan" of deep space 9 fame or "gerry ryan" of deep arse hole fame?

I think you mean Jeri Ryan of Voyager fame ....

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

or geri ryan:D

jessbeth

No I'm referring to Gerry Ryan of the deep arsehole fame

ScumLord

Maybe she means Gerald rhinoceros?

It's a bit naive to assume that there are no cases of unidentified flying objects. It's not like he said alien space craft.

deleriumtremens

jessbeth wrote: »

No I'm referring to Gerry Ryan of the deep arsehole fame

Haha!!!:D

jessbeth

ScumLord wrote: »

Maybe she means Gerald rhinoceros?

It's a bit naive to assume that there are no cases of unidentified flying objects. It's not like he said alien space craft.

Oh but he did, the guy said that they had the word AINJIN on the front of their space craft. Decipher please. Maybe it means ALIENS IN NEPTUNE JUGGLE IN NIGHTGOWNS.

Anyone?

AnonoBoy

Luckily for us UFOs don't believe in Gerry Ryan.

Winters

Jerry Ryan needs his nice high wage for coke and and an endless supply tinfoil hats.

Dragan

Well, given recent discoveries of an indicator of life on Mars, the fact that we live in an infinitely big universe and also the fact that Mr Ryan is a ****ing tool......i will happily believe in UFO's.

Gerry, you just made my "**** You" List.

ScumLord

jessbeth wrote: »

Oh but he did, the guy said that they had the word AINJIN on the front of their space craft.

Oh so they use the same alphabet as us, that's handy.

dlofnep

So what?

U.F.O's are fact, not fiction. It stands for unidentified flying object, which could mean anything - from hot air baloons to ducks. In terms of "flying saucers" - who's to say that life from outside of our planet with thousands or millions of years of technological advancement on us would not have the ability to travel to Earth? Only someone who is naive and close-minded would think so. I'm not saying that they have - but the possibility is open.

jessbeth

dlofnep wrote: »

So what?

U.F.O's are fact, not fiction. It stands for unidentified flying object, which could mean anything - from hot air baloons to ducks. In terms of "flying saucers" - who's to say that life from outside of our planet with thousands or millions of years of technological advancement on us would not have the ability to travel to Earth? Only someone who is naive and close-minded would think so. I'm not saying that they have - but the possibility is open.

I totally agree but the idea of 6 alien carrying UFOs over Clare displaying the word AINJIN on the front is kind of funny in my opinion.

blaze1

if only they'd come and abduct him, pollute the galaxy with his garbage

Degsy

blaze1 wrote: »

if only they'd come and abduct him, pollute the galaxy with his garbage

How would they get the fat,repulsive bag of guts into thier spaceship?

he'd probably get stuck by his flabby throat in the entrance and they'd have to kick him out a hundred miles up.

The seismic shock of his bloated carcass hitting the earth would trigger a cataclysmic event that would destroy all FFers,property developers,landlords and drunken housewives.

blaze1

hahaha could see that happening alrite, I was thinkin along the lines of a super duper powered traction beam, but i agree that they'd have to kick him out.

But the main thing being is that the RTE buildings would be destroyed, I know it would take years to repair the damage to the rest of the city but we'd still be free off RTE and there woeful programming... If they could whisk off Pat Kenny as well all the better.....

blaze1

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Why does every thread that mentions G Ryan turn into a thread bashing him.

I am not amused :mad:

with a name like turd how are you amused????

Paddy Samurai

I always wondered what type of lifeforms listened to him on radio and watched his TV shows.

Bluscreendream

I believe in UFOs but I doubt there will ever be a day they build a tractor beam strong enough to lift his 37th chin.

Guy:Incognito

jessbeth wrote: »

Oh actually I do mean Gerry Ryan, sorry about the error. Yeah I think he was taking the piss. I thought it was hilarious. I was wondering did anyone else hear it on the show.

So he doesnt believe in UFO's then?

Why the thread?

ManFromAtlantis

Lets see if we can get even THREE pro gerry ryan comments in a row......


i'll start: gerry may be a pin sometimes but generally hes entertaining and has his own mind. g'man gerry keep it up. (ya could lose a few stone while presenting operation transformation tho)

minidazzler

I believe in UFO's in that, I believe I have seen flying objects that I could not Identify.

I don't know about Aliens though.

Reganio 2

jessbeth wrote: »

AINJIN is the message from the aliens according to John from Co. Clare on the Jerry Ryan Show this morning.

Its almost like they were trying to be all ninja like but just messed it up a bit

thusspakeblixa

The "Irish" Sun had "7 UFOS SURROUNDED MY RENAULT" or something on the front cover today.
I couldn't get a link- seems only the UK edition is online :rolleyes:

Oh and the pro G Ryan comment- I met him once and didn't die as a result

ManFromAtlantis

ill start again Lets see if we can get even THREE pro gerry ryan comments in a row...

minidazzler

Jerry ryan is a fat cnut.

thusspakeblixa

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

ill start again Lets see if we can get even THREE pro gerry ryan comments in a row...

1. At least he's not Pat Kenny

minidazzler

thusspakeblixa wrote: »

1. At least he's not Pat Kenny

Negative, He's not Gaybo.

Fcuk your 3 in a Row.

and Fcuk you Turd Sandwich!!!

Sorry I'm just not in a positive mood today!!!

Turd Ferguson

We need to keep minidazzler occupied so we can get 3 in a row...


Look over there

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ManFromAtlantis

mini being the operative word

ScumLord

Reganio 2 wrote: »

Its almost like they were trying to be all ninja like but just messed it up a bit

The first entry in http://engrishfunny.com/ for Alien English?

humberklog

jessbeth wrote: »

Oh actually I do mean Gerry Ryan, sorry about the error. Yeah I think he was taking the piss. I thought it was hilarious. I was wondering did anyone else hear it on the show.

I did, but I heard it in full and correctly. He said in his opening gambit that he DOESN'T belive in aliens. The rest of the item he was having a laugh. Now I see how Orson Welles pulled off the War of the Worlds stunt.

thusspakeblixa

Personally I think that G.Ryan is in fact G'Ryan and is a Reptilian out to enslave Ireland one by one with mind numbing broadcasting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

ManFromAtlantis

lets see if we can get even three pro gerry ryan comments in a row...

new posters ony.....come on, gerry might read this when hes not in bed eating chocolates.

User45701

wrong Jerry... i thought you ment Jerry Ryan - http://images.google.ie/images?hl=en&q=jerry%20ryan&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi from star trek ()maybe nsfw

minidazzler

User45701 wrote: »

wrong Jerry... i thought you ment Jerry Ryan - http://images.google.ie/images?hl=en&q=jerry%20ryan&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi from star trek ()maybe nsfw

No they mean this Sexy bast4rd. http://images.google.ie/images?q=gerry%20ryan&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi


Does this count as a Pro comment, if it is sarcasm??

jessbeth

Would I be banned if I say that I want to sit on his face?

OK I guess so, sorry I retract.

I really only want to sit on his wallet! It's probably nice and warm.

Now that's a positive comment isn't it!!

minidazzler

jessbeth wrote: »

Would I be banned if I say that I want to sit on his face?

OK I guess so, sorry I retract.

I really only want to sit on his wallet! It's probably nice and warm.

Now that's a positive comment isn't it!!

Face-sitting, there is a whole Pron industry based around that. Here's my Card.....you are female right?

Degsy

The fat pillock.



He would dearly love to do something along the lines of Orson welles and his martian invasion but he's too fat,stupid and talentless.

But wait...

glancing through his poxy book..he's already tried it!!
Oh yes..The Great Lambo Scandal where he falsified a survival show and pretended to kill a lamb.
The fat turd.

jessbeth

minidazzler wrote: »

Face-sitting, there is a whole Pron industry based around that. Here's my Card.....you are female right?

Yup devastatingly female LOL

Thanks for the card, now about that wallet?

ManFromAtlantis

poor oul gerry, i tried for ya g.
dem people just dont like ya (with exception of the face sitter i think)

ScumLord

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

lets see if we can get even three pro gerry ryan comments in a row...

new posters ony.....come on, gerry might read this when hes not in bed eating chocolates.

Since last summer Gerry hasn't been able to make it up stairs since Christmas he hasn't been able to enter the house. So they built him an all purpose shed out the back.

Degsy

jessbeth wrote: »

Would I be banned if I say that I want to sit on his face?

OK I guess so, sorry I retract.

I really only want to sit on his wallet! It's probably nice and warm.

Now that's a positive comment isn't it!!

If you're female you can sit on mine(face i mean).
My wallet is a bit thin and you might get piles.

minidazzler

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

poor oul gerry, i tried for ya g.
dem people just dont like ya (with exception of the face sitter i think)

I don't think she realised he would actually enjoy that, well in fairness, all men would enjoy that, or most at least!!!

jessbeth

Degsy wrote: »

If you're female you can sit on mine(face i mean).
My wallet is a bit thin and you might get piles.

Oh thanks for all the offers. This is a very generous forum

Degsy

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

poor oul gerry, i tried for ya g.
dem people just dont like ya

What's not to like?
look at the fine gentleman!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w8GRX6X2t2Q/RqiAe7tTO-I/AAAAAAAABbQ/W_f2iCNAL4E/s320/gerry.jpg