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My addiction to AH

  • 04-02-2009 5:28pm
    #1
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭


    I was banned for 4 days for proclaiming somebody to be a masturbater in the derogatory sense. I thought I would be able to live without it but Boards is useless without After Hours.

    The only way I survived was due to **** off to Cheryl Cole and of wondering the best way to pleasure that sexy teacher that I have teaching me French.

    So to you Javaboy, I respect you
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Comments

  • #2
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    That's great.


  • #3
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:

    jaysus! steady up there horse!!


  • #4
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    Cheryl Cole? :confused::confused:

    Addicted to AH? :(

    Sucks to be you!


  • #5
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Watch out javaboy ;)

    **** and respecting you all in the one post. :eek:


  • #6
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    These kind of posts always pre-empt the permban by a few weeks, I find.


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Berty wrote: »
    Watch out javaboy ;)

    **** and respecting you all in the one post. :eek:

    I hope he wasn't doing one and thinking of the other at the same time!
    Javaboy might not be impressed!

    ...then again he might be! :rolleyes:


    lol :D


  • #8
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    This is my first time looking in AH, WTF?!


  • #9
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    stovelid wrote: »
    These kind of posts always pre-empt the spermban by a few weeks, I find.

    Fixed that for you.


  • #10
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Neesa wrote: »
    Cheryl Cole? :confused::confused:
    Woah, woah, woah. Cheryl Cole is hot!


  • #11
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Woah, woah, woah. Cheryl Cole is hot!

    In the I'm so hot I'm burning in this oven sense yes....


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  • #12
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,528 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Bloody aholic!


  • #13
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Big_Mac wrote: »
    In the I'm so hot I'm burning in this oven sense yes....
    That sounds pretty hot to me


  • #14
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Woah, woah, woah. Cheryl Cole is hot!

    +1

    Shes so hot, her name should be Cheryl Coal


    /gets coat


  • #15
    Big_Mac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    Sizzling..............


  • #16
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    CianRyan wrote: »
    This is my first time looking in AH, WTF?!

    Once you go AH you dont go back.

    You are now infected. Best stay here and fill the forums with sarcasm.


  • #17
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    antodeco wrote: »
    +1

    Shes so hot, her name should be Cheryl Coal


    /gets coat

    How about skeletor on account of her miserably thin existence.


  • #18
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Berty wrote: »
    How about skeletor on account of her miserably thin existence.
    Even I look down on you for that comment


  • #19
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    If she wasn't married, we could call her Cheryl Too-weedy.


  • #20
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Woah, woah, woah. Cheryl Cole is hot!

    Ah, now. I know it's After Hours but no need for that level of sarcasm.

    EDIT: Can't say she's the worst looking one out of the band though. She's third after the Oirish one and the Ginger one.


  • #21
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    People, no matter how much you piss about Cheryl Cole I'm still going to go through a whole box of Kleenix tonight.

    Ha


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  • #22
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Woah woah woah! So what most of ye are saying is that she is not good looking? Seriously?! WTF?! Theres a difference between not good looking and not "fancying someone". She is an extremley good looking girl. Her and Megan Fox together. MMMMmmmm


  • #23
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    antodeco wrote: »
    +1

    Shes so hot, her name should be Cheryl Coal


    /gets coat

    If she were a president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln


  • #24
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Neesa wrote: »
    Ah, now. I know it's After Hours but no need for that level of sarcasm.

    EDIT: Can't say she's the worst looking one out of the band though. She's third after the Oirish one and the Ginger one.
    The ginger???? You're just trolling now. :D


  • #25
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    People, no matter how much you piss about Cheryl Cole I'm still going to go through a whole box of Kleenix tonight.

    Ha
    Babywipes FTW!


  • #26
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Berty wrote: »
    You are now infected. Best stay here and fill the forums with sarcasm.

    People are sarcastic in AH?


  • #27
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    I was banned for 4 days for proclaiming somebody to be a masturbater in the derogatory sense. I thought I would be able to live without it but Boards is useless without After Hours.

    The only way I survived was due to **** off to Cheryl Cole and of wondering the best way to pleasure that sexy teacher that I have teaching me French.

    So to you Javaboy, I respect you
    When I read the title, I was convinced it WAS Javaboy who;d started it. Then again, when does JB ever start a thread in AH...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #28
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    Kiera wrote: »
    Babywipes FTW!

    Copy of Playboy with half-decent wimmins FTUW!!


  • #29
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Neesa wrote: »
    Copy of Playboy with half-decent wimmins FTUW!!
    Infairness, i think only snyper would **** to the pic on babywipes.


  • #30
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Berty wrote: »
    How about skeletor on account of her miserably thin existence.

    There's a popular misconception that Skeletor is skinny. Nothing could be further from the truth. When not battling He-Man he could usually be found knocking back protein shakes and pumping iron in the gym:
    http://www.pozun.com/skeletor.jpg
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    When I read the title, I was convinced it WAS Javaboy who;d started it. Then again, when does JB ever start a thread in AH...?

    I've started two..... but then some people don't start a thread every time they have sex. :cool:


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  • #31
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Keep it a bit more tasteful, Little Shyte.


  • #32
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I thought this was going to be a self help thread, something like AHA After Hours Anonymous :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Overheal wrote: »
    Keep it a bit more tasteful, Little Shyte.
    Is that your impression of a Mod? :p


  • #34
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    javaboy wrote: »
    I've started two..... but then some people don't start a thread every time I have sex. :cool:
    What are you talking about....? I start five threads every time you have sex!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #35
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    What are you talking about....? I start five threads every time you have sex!

    Yeah I edited it just as you posted. The typo kinda lessens the impact. :(


  • #36
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    How is everybody over-looking the blonde one in all of this?

    Sarah Hardon more like wha wha!


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  • #37
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah I edited it just as you posted. The typo kinda lessens the impact. :(

    Need to pace yourself, man. Don't just charge in and offload, take your time, savour it and then let it happen natually. Too fast and you come unstuck. Same with posting.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #38
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    qz wrote: »
    How is everybody over-looking the blonde one in all of this?

    Sarah Hardon more like wha wha!

    She's the forth one. It goes

    1. Ugliest - Oirish Yolk
    2. Ginger Thing
    3. Yer Wan that's married to an Arsenal footballer who spends more time in other wimmins beds than the missus'
    4. Blondie.

    Is there a fifth? Don't know her.


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