Assaulted by a snow plow...

R0ot

So there I am waiting on a bridge for a 'lady friend' and its pelting down with sleet and snow and as if im not cold enough at this stage I hear a loud noise and see this beast of a machine coming up the road which at first I think is a gritter then I see its spitting crap out the back.
At this point im a little worried as there is no way im avoiding it but its not throwing out much so I turn my back to it expecting to get my legs soaked but as im turning I see out of my peripheral vision that it started throwing out loads more and I get covered from head to toe in slush and ice.
So I eventually get back to the house and change and im taking no risks this time and order a taxi.
If I ever meet a snow plow driver im going to fecking kill them!

Anyone else get soaked by one of these bastids?

javaboy

"Kiss my asphalt."

Professey Chin

R0ot wrote: »

So there I am waiting on a bridge for a 'lady friend' and its pelting down with sleet and snow and as if im not cold enough at this stage I hear a loud noise and see this beast of a machine coming up the road which at first I think is a gritter then I see its spitting crap out the back.
At this point im a little worried as there is no way im avoiding it but its not throwing out much so I turn my back to it expecting to get my legs soaked but as im turning I see out of my peripheral vision that it started throwing out loads more and I get covered from head to toe in slush and ice.
So I eventually get back to the house and change and im taking no risks this time and order a taxi.
If I ever meet a snow plow driver im going to fecking kill them!

Anyone else get soaked by one of these bastids?

Giggle:D

Quazzie

Was it Mr Plow? I hear he's about!

ejmaztec

R0ot wrote: »

So there I am waiting on a bridge for a 'lady friend' and its pelting down with sleet and snow and as if im not cold enough at this stage I hear a loud noise and see this beast of a machine coming up the road which at first I think is a gritter then I see its spitting crap out the back.
At this point im a little worried as there is no way im avoiding it but its not throwing out much so I turn my back to it expecting to get my legs soaked but as im turning I see out of my peripheral vision that it started throwing out loads more and I get covered from head to toe in slush and ice.
So I eventually get back to the house and change and im taking no risks this time and order a taxi.
If I ever meet a snow plow driver im going to fecking kill them!

Anyone else get soaked by one of these bastids?

Didn't your parents tell you run away from monsters?

Vain

More importantly did you score with your lady friend. If you didn't use the line "I got covered head to toe in snow how will i warm up" you deserve not to score anymore:pac:

Ruu_Old

Quit picking up wimmens on bridges.

R0ot

Ruu wrote: »

Quit picking up wimmens on bridges.

I can't, its the accent.... :rolleyes:

Genghiz Cohen

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Was it Mr Plow? I hear he's about!

Naw, it's the Plow King!