Need a late night/24hr barber

Samson

I have an important appointment in the morning and am in dire need of a haircut. Anyone know of an all night/late night barber shop in town?

Victor

I don't think there is.

Does one of your friend have a shaver that can give you a number 2?

disssco

I know of one on the quays but its full of homeless people who keep paying to have their haircut, each time a little shorter, so they can stay in there all night.

Its an ingenious scam, but it can only pulled off once every three months or so as the head is bald after a night in the barbers.

Samson

disssco wrote: »

I know of one on the quays...

North or south?

disssco

Sorry mate but I would have though from the content of my post that it was obviously a poor attempt at humor. I doubt there are 24 hour barbers.

If its any consolation I used to cut my own hair. It looked terrible but If I could give myself a bad haircut somebody else should be able to give you a half decent one.

Kernel

There are late barbers, but they only do afros if you catch my drift.

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Can I just say, I've never seen a more appropriate username to post match in my life.