History Mystery

NeVeR

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eZe^

Biggest crock of sh*t I've ever read. Conspiracy forum is over that way

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Sanjuro

Also... and jesus, this nailed if for me... BOTH LINCOLN AND KENNEDY WERE MEN!!

:eek:

ejmaztec

NeVeR wrote: »

History Mystery





Have a history teacher explain this

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if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.





John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.





Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'


Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

An old chestnut.

Genghiz Cohen

Sanjuro wrote: »

Also... and jesus, this nailed if for me... BOTH LINCOLN AND KENNEDY WERE MEN!!

:eek:

This conversation is being monitored by the NSA, be careful what you say, OP is too close to the truth.

Dave!

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

nhughes100

I'd imagine if you asked a history teacher all that, they would tell you to do some research before posting. Have a look here for a reality check!

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

Oh and they were both American and male too!

NeVeR

jesus u guys wreck things.. i just got it in a mail and posted it...

Cookie_Monster

NeVeR wrote: »

Both Presidents were shot in the head

Wrong.

Seconds before Kennedy was shot, Chuck Norris appeared out of nowhere and deflected the bullet with his beard. Kennedy's head exploded in sheer amazement!

ejmaztec

I'm always amazed at the fact that both Lincoln and Kennedy had heads!

Mr. Frost

This STILL doing the rounds?! How many years has it been now? :rolleyes:

ejmaztec

NeVeR wrote: »

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Another mystery :eek:

Cookie_Monster

ejmaztec wrote: »

Another mystery :eek:

His entire profile will also shortly disappear no doubt:eek:

NeVeR

NeVeR wrote: »

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Enter your bank details and PM them to me and I will deposit thirty brazilian Zimbabweam dollers into your account.

marcsignal

Just a slight Amendment here...


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.

Cookie_Monster

marcsignal wrote: »

he was in Marilyn Monroe.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
And him a married man
(And her dead)

OldGoat

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

His entire profile will also shortly disappear no doubt:eek:

Then exactly 24 hours later to the minute a new user called ReVeN will appear online, complete with a head, and will assume the mantle of posting archaic conspiricy theories.
I blames the interweb and history...and ellipis'es

marcsignal

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
And him a married man
(And her dead)

good Irish Catholic roots

AnonoBoy

Both presidents also had types of car named after them:

Lincoln Continental and Toyota Subaru!

(President Lincoln enjoyed Continental Breakfasts and Toyota Subaru is Japanese for John Kennedy)

:eek:

Wagon

marcsignal wrote: »

Just a slight Amendment here...


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.

I think bobby Kennedy was ploughing Marilyn Monroe...
the jammy bastard.

Abraham

All you guys need is a little more religious belief.
Belief is the moral compass of the masses to which they cling and the tighter they cling the more irrelevant become the notions of others.

It matters little that the belief is not provable, it only matters that they believe....... the end result is the same.

There but for the grace of God go I.../

AnonoBoy

Abraham wrote: »

All you guys need is a little more religious belief.
Belief is the moral compass of the masses to which they cling and the tighter they cling the more irrelevant become the notions of others.

It matters little that the belief is not provable, it only matters that they believe....... the end result is the same.

There but for the grace of God go I.../

Wrong thread crazy man.

OldGoat

Abraham wrote: »

All you guys need is a little more religious belief.
Belief is the moral compass of the masses to which they cling and the tighter they cling the more irrelevant become the notions of others.

It matters little that the belief is not provable, it only matters that they believe....... the end result is the same.

There but for the grace of God go I.../

I like the irrelevant 'notions of others'. My moral compass must be broken. Can I get a replacment one?:o

Biggins

Abraham wrote: »

All you guys need is a little more religious belief.
Belief is the moral compass of the masses to which they cling and the tighter they cling the more irrelevant become the notions of others.

It matters little that the belief is not provable, it only matters that they believe....... the end result is the same.

There but for the grace of God go I.../

So we need religion to have belief in something? A load of cobblers!

By the way,
Religion forum for this preaching is here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=526

marcsignal

Wagon wrote: »

I think bobby Kennedy was ploughing Marilyn Monroe...
the jammy bastard.

jammy is right

god! if JFK was doing her, bobbys ass would be in the way, that doesn't even bear thinking about :eek:

and it was Ted Kennedy who was the 'extremly good swimmer' wasn't it ?