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  • 01-02-2009 10:29pm
    #1
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭


    I posted this a while ago but I was looking for fresh ideas.

    What would you call your company if you were a window cleaner and also cleaned chimneys. I was thinking of my name and then putting cleaning service after it or something???

    Soot n' Suds?


Comments

  • #2
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Best Financial Accountancy Ltd.

    Just to really fuck with their minds...


  • #3
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Chimney Windows Ltd. That'll fcuk with them too!


  • #4
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Sponge and Sweep??


  • #5
    who007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    a Clean Sweep ?


  • #6
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Wax on Wax off ltd.


  • #8
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Wasn't it Windows and Gutters originally? What's changed?


  • #9
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    guess what services I offer?




    then the number below. loads of calls guaranteed.


  • #10
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    1. How clean is your chimney/window
    2. CleanMyChimney
    3. Yourname + Cleaning services
    4. Recession Cleaning services


  • #11
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    If I saw this on a van or in the Golden Pages I wouldn't not use them. Feel free to use on all company letterheads, business cards, etc..


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  • #12
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #13
    Photi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Photi


    Chim chiminey
    Chim chiminey
    Chim chim cher-ee!
    I also clean windows
    for just a small fee!


  • #14
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    StreakySweepy


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    javaboy wrote: »
    Wasn't it Windows and Gutters originally? What's changed?
    eVeNtInE wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Gutted, jb.
    Paneful lack of observation.


  • #16
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #17
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    "**** off an come up with your own company name instead of using boards.ie Ltd."


  • #18
    cooperguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    I-Clean-Your-Windows-Or-Your-Chimney-Instead-abix


  • #19
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    "Mr. Scrubber Man"
    Window and chimney cleaning service.


  • #20
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Creamy Goodness wrote: »
    "**** off an come up with your own company name instead of using boards.ie Ltd."

    I think boards.ie Ltd. is already taken.


  • #21
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    cooperguy wrote: »
    I-Clean-Your-Windows-Or-Your-Chimney-Instead-abix

    should called it weeta.....



    never mind, wrong ad.


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  • #22
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    javaboy wrote: »
    Wasn't it Windows and Gutters originally? What's changed?

    Sure was, still is actually...

    Thing is, Chimney and window cleaning = primary service, gutter cleaning and facia and soffits = secondary depending on height of roof :). Fcuk the wheely bins.

    Glass n' Gutter was great. It's misleading though :(


  • #23
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #24
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    I think boards.ie Ltd. is already taken.
    that's why i used " " to indicate that the whole line of text was my suggestion and not just the end of it :rolleyes:


  • #25
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    How about placing an ad in your local paper "Man with van and hoes".

    Those local papers are full of typos so nobody will suspect it was just a dodgy marketing ploy.


  • #26
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Creamy Goodness wrote: »
    that's why i used " " to indicate that the whole line of text was my suggestion and not just the end of it :rolleyes:

    Yah, spotted the quotes there (wouldn't like to be mistaken for telling the OP to fvck off), but it was a light hearted play on words is all.

    Save your rolleyes for those that need them, there are folk in Belgium starved of righteous scorn, I'm told.


  • #27
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,694 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    javaboy wrote: »
    How about "Man with van and hoes".

    how about "Man with van, hoes and no insurance":)


  • #28
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    how about "Man with van, hoes and no insurance":)

    Haha, you're stirring a big pot of poo... That is the best laugh I have had in a while :)

    The insurance is a differant matter. Shhh!!!

    I am still liking "soot n' suds". Yes yes, I am blowing my own trumpet, but if I don't who will?

    The name is really only for the business cards, you know? Otherwise it's not really that important at this point in time.

    Dubtony is going to have a heartattack :P Sorry about that :P


  • #29
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Sooty'n Squeek.


  • #30
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    humberklog wrote: »
    Sooty'n Squeek.

    Soot N' Sheen?


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  • #31
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Kids Up Chimneys Ltd
    Double glazed chimneys ltd
    Smokey windows ltd
    Chimneys and windows ltd
    Fat kids are harder to kidnap ltd
    Smokey n glass ltd
    Elbow grease ltd
    I gotz the ghey ltd


  • #32
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Sooty & Squeak?


  • #33
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    humberklog wrote: »
    Sooty'n Squeek.

    Goddammit.


  • #34
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Top notch subtle shilling btw OP.


  • #35
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    pornroles


  • #36
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    humberklog wrote: »
    pornroles

    Huh? WTF has that got to do with anything? I don't think it would work. Has to be obvious, carry a message, can be witty but it's not essential, people would have to look at the name and know what the business is about.

    No point having a name that people ask "WTF do they do". It's not easy, i'm telling ya :)

    Also don't know if it will be a LTD or trading as company, not an oyota, I will have to ring the local enterprise board and sort that out. Something I can do myself.

    Right now, as we are in AH, I just need to find a name...

    You know when you want a chocolate bar, you're in a shop with 400 bars to chose from, but you don't know what you want, yet you are only allowed to have one, that's where I am... :(


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  • #37
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    Flancrest Enterprises


  • #38
    eVeNtInE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


  • #39
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    deleriumtremens wrote: »
    Flancrest Enterprises

    What???
    eVeNtInE wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Which was? I cannot see it here. sorry.


  • #40
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    eVeNtInE wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    Mara Happy Butter wrote: »
    What???



    Which was? I cannot see it here. sorry.
    eVeNtInE wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    ^^^^^
    This one.
    By the time they figure it out, ( and they will spend time doing just that)
    They are hardly likely to forget it.:D


  • #41
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    ^^^^^
    This one.
    By the time they figure it out, ( and they will spend time doing just that)
    They are hardly likely to forget it.:D

    haha, yea ok, well... I don;t think it will fit on the business card. :P


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  • #42
    winston82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    Flancrest enterprises is already a registered company. What about 'interslice' or 'cut-co'?


  • #43
    gollyitsolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭gollyitsolly


    A Cleaner Sweep

    Sweep and Gleam

    Spit N Polish

    Suck and Shine:)


  • #44
    Saint_Mel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net

    Flue-Glass Cleaners


  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    gollyitsolly wrote: »
    Suck and Shine:)

    Lols. That one might attract the wrong kinda business..


  • #46
    Exit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Mara Happy Butter wrote: »
    Has to be obvious, carry a message, can be witty but it's not essential, people would have to look at the name and know what the business is about.

    How about "Chimney and window cleaning = primary service, gutter cleaning and facia and soffits = secondary depending on height of roof"

    Or how about...

    Chimney Pipes, Window Wipes & Gutter Snipes


  • #47
    mountainyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Sooty and Squeak
    Clean Sweep

    Those are the best suggestions.

    Fair play to you IamXavier


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