Little Old Ladies

rocky25

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks,

"Who drives you to the beach?"

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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked,

"I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.

Both could barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,

"I must be losing it! I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection.

The light was red, and again they went right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things... She was getting nervous and decided to pay close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said,

"Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said,

"Oh nuts....! Am I driving..?"

kittenkiller

Love the veg one!

Nice stuff to get you in the mood for the weekend.
Everyone loves horny grannies right?!