Caught in the act?

Princessa

Hey ladies,
Just finished watching eastenders, and in the episode Jane walks in on the Indian couple doing the deed up on the table in an office i think . Just wondering has anybody else had a similiar experience, where somebody has walked in or ye have been caught in the act?
Apoligies if there is a thread like this already, just thought it would be amusing for us to share some cringe worthy moments.

Cmol

Ha, my little sister walked in on me and my bf a few years ago, I had conveniently forgotten until she kindly reminded me last year :o:o

Gary ITR

I hosted a party a while back and the next morning was having lazy sunday morning spoony sex with the missus and my mate walked into the bedroom to use the toilet. He didn't cop what we were at, so started chatting when he noticed we were awake. I had to say 'lad would you fcuk off we're trying to have an aul ride'

On another occasion had a flatmate burst into a room to tell us to shut up cos her parents were in the living room, we thought the place was empty and were going hell for leather

Chinafoot

Ex boyfriends dad walked in on us. He just said "good lad" and left again. Bit of a mood killer

sam34

i havent been caught in the actual act, but my ex's housemate walked in on us after a quickie in the sitting room - unfortunately, i was naked from the waist down and was reclining on the couch in post-coital bliss

Latchy

Trip wires are handy for such an Experience .Either hanging from the front gate, front or bedroom door .

LightningBolt

Funnily enough was at a house party in Washington for Inauguration weekend, three girls had a word each from the slogan "Yes We Can" printed on tee's. To cut story short my friend walked in on We in the act. Cue telling everyone and having 20-25 people chanting "yes you did" to the poor girl:)

nomorebadtown

yep

getting busy with random girl in my friends room during a party at his place.
friend walks in, sees me in all my sweaty glory, turns on his heel closing the door behind him he screams "whatever you do, do not go in that room!!" Cue drunken crowd surging towards the the door:D

AnnieB82

thankfully not quite, although my partners mother started talking to him through the bedroom door, I think she had decided against actually coming in to us for some reason. ( we weren't particularly quiet)

Mate was caught in a sexual act with himself !

Had his headphones in and eyes closed going hell for leather.

He opened his eyes and there was tea and sandwiches left beside him:pac:

Kya1976

Caught one of my sisters in the act with herself, lord I wish I could erase that image:o was a great bargaining tool though that I used for years successfully.

Latchy

Ever notice in soap operas how people in the act never close or lock doors ?

:rolleyes:

Like they are expecting , or even wanting to get caught

old boy

walked into the jacks at a wedding a while back, a couple enjoying themselves, they had an audience, then your mans wife arrived in wow that was awesome the kick she gave him, recon he had blue balls, not from the want of it tho, then the cat fight, the best wedding entertainment i have ever witnessed.

banshee_bones

Not quite but almost...

my housemates cousin who lived next door burst into my room and jumped on top of me in my bed roaring "HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY" and only THEN realised that i was not alone....

Latchy

you cute hoor

banshee_bones

latchyco wrote: »

you cute hoor

was that directed at me???!!!

Latchy

banshee_bones wrote: »

was that directed at me???!!!

No it wasn't , just an Irish figure of speech .:(

Scarinae

Not quite 'caught' but a few years ago my brother was going on a J1 for the summer, so his girlfriend stayed over the night before. The morning he was leaving, they got up early to have a shower together. Unfortunately my mother also got up early, and started talking to my brother through the bathroom door, asking him did he want coffee. They thought they'd gotten away with it until she announced that she'd put on a pot for the pair of them!

anplaya

Fishie wrote: »

Not quite 'caught' but a few years ago my brother was going on a J1 for the summer, so his girlfriend stayed over the night before. The morning he was leaving, they got up early to have a shower together. Unfortunately my mother also got up early, and started talking to my brother through the bathroom door, asking him did he want coffee. They thought they'd gotten away with it until she announced that she'd put on a pot for the pair of them!

i am a fish-estonian-ma olen kala

Cupcake_Crisis

*shudders*

a few years back, my ex's brother walked in on us getting all hot and bothered in the kitchen. He ran to the other side of the kitchen and left me bent over the kitchen table with my skirt hiked up around my ears......that wasnt fun

oh....and there was the time we got a bit carried away on the couch and didnt hear dear ole dad coming home.....that poor man. Que a mad dash for the kitchento...redress

lovemypinkhat

Myself and the boyfriend were walked in on in our hotel room by a poor misfortunate maid a while back...and it pure everything-up-in-the-air sex, no missionary for us that day!

Also got walked in on by his housemate once, she paraded into the room asking 'Ye want anything from Aldi?!'...she won't let us live it down...:rolleyes:

Galvasean

rarnes1 wrote: »

Mate was caught in a sexual act with himself !

Had his headphones in and eyes closed going hell for leather.

He opened his eyes and there was tea and sandwiches left beside him:pac:

I take it you are a fan of Ricky Gervais' stand up shows?

SeekUp

Unfortunately, I have . . .

I was visiting my OH and we were staying at his parent's house. We had gone into his room to go to bed for the night, and one thing quickly led to another -- ending up with me on top.

All of a sudden, his mother breezes in! I hit the deck, and we pretended that we had been sleeping. Apparently, she had been outside and noticed that one of the curtains was blowing out through the bedroom window, so she felt the need to come in and fix it!! She left once she had fixed the curtain and has never said anything to either of us, so we hope that she didn't notice my - uh - precarious position. Talk about a mood killer . . .

Dord

Never caught but there have been many close calls. I think the worst ones were ex's dad's. Jeez... you don't wanna get caught by them. :eek:

nomorebadtown

Lol at the wedding story

A guy I know went to boarding school. He was getting a few of the lads together for a football match and knocked on one of his mates doors. The guy shouted to come in and when he and 2 other guys walked in the guy was sitting in his swivel chair on one side of the room with his pants round his ankles and a smile on his face.

The lads asked him why he was smiling and he just said 4 words. "I hit the wall"

When I was told this story I nearly cried laughing.

Another time I was at a house party and myself and 2 of my friends accidentally burst in on a mate of mine while he was orally pleasuring an *ahem* not-really-that-slim girl. His hairy arse sticking up in the air he just turned to us and, drool mouthed and smiling just said "How are ye lads?" and got back to it. Image still haunts me.

MonicaBing

Story i heard, gal kidminding her friends's new born to let them out for the night, her fella comes over for some company and things get a little heated, they head up to the room where she's staying for the night, which also happens to be the baby's room, and get down to business, cue much embarrassment when they finish, go back downstairs and found the parents of said baby have returned home and heard the whole episode on the baby monitor, she was asked to leave as they hit the roof over her rooting in the same room as their li'l darling, screaming about how her development will prob be stunted or some such crap...they've not spoken to her since!!

Over reaction much?

homerun_homer

Never fully caught but on an ex's 21st (one of our the first few nights spent in bed together) my best friend and her friend walked in to get the spare duvet. I ducked for cover under the bed but there was no point really, they knew I was there and what we were up to. Think I just preferred being under there:D
Nearly had my sister walk in on us in her house when we got a little frisky on the couch. Luckily heard the door being unlocked and we scrambled to get ex-homerun's jeans back on. Fun times.

The worst one was that I walked in on my parents once - it was April fools, I was 19. I was scarred for life.:(

Alarums

Got caught in a B&B when a maid came through the door only to be greeted by my missus's arse in the air as she was going down on me. The maid then ran screaming down the hallway, quickly attacting a curious crowd. I struggled to get up and ran to close the door, still very much in an aroused condition, in full view of many amused/disgusted guests.

DARKIZE

Was visiting an ex GFs house one night in much younger days when we both lived with parents. Got soaked in a downpour on the way over, and she suggested I dry my trousers in front of the fire while she was getting dressed upstairs. The rest of the family were out at evening mass, so I was happily engrossed in the newspaper, sitting in my jocks when I heard the key in the door. Of course the mother walks in just in time to see me frantically pulling on my trousers. Still one of those moments that can make me wince at the memory.

shellyboo

Engaging in a one-night-stand with a young man I met in a pub, on all fours on his bed... his roomate climbs in the window! I hadn't noticed the other bed in the room due to extreme drunkenness, clearly. Worse still, the housemate barely batted an eyelid - he actually said hello to me and just climbed into bed!

Otis Driftwood

shellyboo wrote: »

Engaging in a one-night-stand with a young man I met in a pub, on all fours on his bed... his roomate climbs in the window! I hadn't noticed the other bed in the room due to extreme drunkenness, clearly. Worse still, the housemate barely batted an eyelid - he actually said hello to me and just climbed into bed!

ROTFL.That is awesome!

Pyr0

At least he didn't ask could he have a go too !

beertons

shellyboo wrote: »

Engaging in a one-night-stand with a young man I met in a pub, on all fours on his bed... his roomate climbs in the window! I hadn't noticed the other bed in the room due to extreme drunkenness, clearly. Worse still, the housemate barely batted an eyelid - he actually said hello to me and just climbed into bed!

We have a winner!

K-9

shellyboo wrote: »

Engaging in a one-night-stand with a young man I met in a pub, on all fours on his bed... his roomate climbs in the window! I hadn't noticed the other bed in the room due to extreme drunkenness, clearly. Worse still, the housemate barely batted an eyelid - he actually said hello to me and just climbed into bed!

I presume you mean the other bed?

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Galvasean

DARKIZE wrote: »

Was visiting an ex GFs house one night in much younger days when we both lived with parents. Got soaked in a downpour on the way over, and she suggested I dry my trousers in front of the fire while she was getting dressed upstairs. The rest of the family were out at evening mass, so I was happily engrossed in the newspaper, sitting in my jocks when I heard the key in the door. Of course the mother walks in just in time to see me frantically pulling on my trousers. Still one of those moments that can make me wince at the memory.

That's pretty harsh, getting caught in the act when you werent actually in the act.

shellyboo

Seanies32 wrote: »

I presume you mean the other bed?

Ahem, sure I do... 0_o

:pac::p

Princessa

Ha ha ha Shellyboo that is brilliant.

Pyr0

This one time the missus and me were going at it on the floor in her room late at night when we heard her parents door open down the hall and footsteps coming towards her room. She was lying down on a pillow and we had to change condoms twice so we hid them under the pillow for the time being (They were not used used..). So anyways we heard the footsteps and jumped up, she ran into the bathroom and I jumped on to the bed with the pillow and whipped out a book to look busy. As the handle was turning I glanced down on the floor and spotted the two condoms stuck to the floor still !! So dived down to the floor, grabbed them and flung them under the bed just as the door opened. They came in asking what all the noise was (:pac:) and didn't suspect a thing.

Close call that one..

Oh wait, times we got caught ! Never happened. I'm ninja like that.

homerun_homer

Pyr0 wrote: »

Oh wait, times we got caught ! Never happened. I'm ninja like that.

so you were naked in your gf's bed in her parents house and they walked in asking what the noise was? Are they the dumbest parents ever?

shellyboo

homerun_homer wrote: »

so you were naked in your gf's bed in her parents house and they walked in asking what the noise was? Are they the dumbest parents ever?

Yeah, he must have either been doin it with his clothes on or got dressed in the fastest time evar.

K-9

Best one of mine was, gf bent over the Kitchen Sink and her Aunt comes in the front door. Swift closing of zip and her unruffling her mini skirt.

Thank God for Thongs or we would have been caught. Saved my bacon!

balrog

Was just in the first six months with my wife to be. Cue a load of sex and everywhere, nearly caught by flat mates father going at hell for leather on the coffee table. But I was caught by best buddy, walked right in, while she was on top. He was a particularly randy guy; I think it was on purpose.

Just found out now he and his wife are on a swinger website. Revenge

helimachoptor

balrog wrote: »

Just found out now he and his wife are on a swinger website. Revenge

Were you looking for a another couple to join you or something:p

balrog

No got a tip off from a buddy . They took photos in there living rooms Just told me to have a look at this user name. The guy who gave me this info is another randy guy.

Mingey

Yes, a friend opened the door and we screamed but I still don't know which friend it was and they left the door open the prick.

Pyr0

homerun_homer wrote: »

so you were naked in your gf's bed in her parents house and they walked in asking what the noise was? Are they the dumbest parents ever?

I had the ole shorts and t-shirt on, her parents are old fashioned 50's kids. Y'know the type, no sex before marriage. Didn't suspect a thing.

Mr. Incognito

Nope never caught.

I have a baby from a one night stand- does that count?

partyguinness

Walked in on my mate having an aul five knuckle shuffle on the floor...

another buddy is always being walked in on..we think he prefers **** to actual sex...

My exs son walked in on me lying bollick naked on his mothers bed..mother in bathroom..son was 14yr ols.

Sumire

Was at a house party down the country with a mate & a load of her mates, was with a lad there in the sitting room (everyone else in the kitchen) rest of the guests copped what was going on & came in and did a congo line around the couch where we were at it - with no sheets to hide under