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*NSFW* Most memorable sex scenes in the Movies *NSFW*

  • 25-01-2009 12:59pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭redarmyblues


    Most sex in mainstream movies is fairly anodyne, I tried to come up with scenes memorable for been genuinely erotic or of outré elements in the scene or a combination of the erotic and the outré.
    1. Christian Slater and The Maiden as Terrible as an Army with Banners from In The Name of the Rose.
    2. Lisa Bonet and the chicken from Angelheart.
    3. The Nosferatau and the Gamey Aristo (Lucy???) from Bram Stokers Dracula.
    4. Squeal like a Pig from Deliverance.
    5. Peter Coyote and the Woman with a baby he meet sin the Supermarket from Bitter Moon.
    6. Er thats all I can come up with at the moment. Can anybody suggest another four films, no porn please. or Marlon Brando, Maria Schiender and the pound of Kerrygold from Last Tango in Paris.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Do Pornos count?


    EDIT: Pornos always count


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    Thats 6


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Angelina Jolie in Gia


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    When your woman whips his lad out in "The Crying Game"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Do home movies count?;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭fcleere


    2 unknown actors in predator 2!!oh the memories of an ill spent youth!!
    "f****n voodoo magic!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Billy Bob Thornton & Halle Berry in Monsters Ball.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    Amy Smart in Road trip


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yes, Taking Lives is hot! My focus being on Ethan Hawke though... :)

    Atonement - James McAvoy and Kiera Knightley.
    Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci. Jesus wept... :o
    Desperado - Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Antonio's a sleazebag but all I have to do is imagine Clive Owen's head on his body and I'm happy... :D
    Angel Heart - the chicken was mentioned but eh... I think the slightly more memorable one was Mickey Rourke and Lisa Bonet.;) Mickey was seriously hot but there's something sleazy and creepy about that sex scene. Didn't do anything for me, but yep, it's memorable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    What was the film where some chick had 3 tits?
    Maybe Arnie was in the film.. Thats gotta count......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    "Deliverance" for all the wrong reasons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    What was the film where some chick had 3 tits?
    Maybe Arnie was in the film.. Thats gotta count......

    Good luck chuck?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Mulholland Drive lesbian sex scene with Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring.

    Sexy!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    What was the film where some chick had 3 tits?
    Maybe Arnie was in the film.. Thats gotta count......
    Total Recall


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,307 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Madonna had a few in 'Body of evidence'

    Its a pity she looks like a transvestite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,146 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    Betty Blue :eek::rolleyes::p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    From Here to Eternity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Rachel Weisz and Jude Law in "Enemy at the Gates"

    Hot, sweaty, dangerous sex. What could be better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭redarmyblues


    When your woman whips his lad out in "The Crying Game
    "
    Gets in my top ten.
    Angel Heart - the chicken was mentioned but eh... I think the slightly more memorable one was Mickey Rourke and Lisa Bonet.wink.gif Mickey was seriously hot but there's something sleazy and creepy about that sex scene. Didn't do anything for me, but yep, it's memorable.
    I gave consideration to the Mickey/Lisa scene, but I felt that Lisa and The Chicken had more on screen chemistry and that the Mickey/Lisa relationship was less well developed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Chloe Sevigny's infamous scene in The Brown Bunny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Rosario Dawson in... Alexander? I'm not sure. Rosario Dawson was there, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    Madonna had a few in 'Body of evidence'

    Its a pity she looks like a transvestite.

    ..........

    ....

    *fap* *fap* *fap*


    I always liked Jennifer lopez & sean penn in U-Turn
    Because I imagine everytime she thinks about that film she regrets ever doing it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    The opening scene in Visitor Q.
    Now thats what i call a father's day gift!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭YDMHSSB


    bound?????:eek::eek::eek::eek: that nobody mentioned it, perhaps the film that invented lesbianism in films and made people think, hmm, ok then, lets have more of that.

    theres a site that lists these with videos, uber.com or something. will try find it and link in a few mins...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Kelly McGillis in Top Gun
    Kate Winslett in Titanic
    Sexy Puppets in Team America: World Police

    F*ck Yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Jodie Foster on the pool table in The Accused.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    +1 for bound, top notch realistic (apparantly, wtf do I know) lesbian romp


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Dankoozy


    the one in Cruel Intentions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Two words - 'Wild Things'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Do tv ones count?

    Janet Garrisson and Richard Dawkins in South Park (Go god, go).
    Janet Garrisson in any of the sex scenes in the D-Yikes episode.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Two words - 'Wild Things'

    The denise richards stepping out her schoolgirl panties scene?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The denise richards stepping out her schoolgirl panties scene?

    That and her wearin the face off Neve Campbell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Gloom


    The sex scene in Team America?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    The sex scene in team america world police.

    Top class material right there:D

    Damn beaten by a few seconds.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    Rachel Weisz and Jude Law in "Enemy at the Gates"

    Hot, sweaty, dangerous sex. What could be better.

    +1


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    A History Of Violence - both scenes

    The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    Rachel Weisz and Jude Law in "Enemy at the Gates"

    Hot, sweaty, dangerous sex. What could be better.

    That wasn't sexy. That was a little scary. Rachel Weisz looking awfully upset, a strange grunty cough and on with the war.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭H.O.T.A.S.


    The infamous "Ass to Ass" scene from "Requiem for a Dream" with Jennifer Connolly


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Dankoozy wrote: »
    the one in Cruel Intentions

    Yes! Oh I love that one :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie in Don't Look Now. It is strongly rumoured that they went for it for real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    The threesome with the hookers in American Psycho.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    julep wrote: »
    Do tv ones count?

    Janet Garrisson and Richard Dawkins in South Park (Go god, go).
    Janet Garrisson in any of the sex scenes in the D-Yikes episode.
    Scissor sex!!..''Oh,Scissor me!''

    South Park Movie....Satan and Hitler.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    the one where borat and azamat are doin each other 69.. i thinks it's called Borat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Anything from Pasolini's The Canterbury Tales.


    What? Memorable doesn't have to mean good :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    i'm gonna be xtravisions best customer for teh next few weeks :D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭unknownlegend


    Monica Bellucci in Irreversible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭redarmyblues


    The sex scene in Team America

    number 6 for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Davies in the greenhouse in Scum
    Lester in Staceys constipated ass in Zack and Miri
    Matt Dillon and Thandie Newton in Crash
    Wynona Ryder in A Scanner Darkly
    Jodie Foster in The Accused
    Chunk and Sloth in The Goonies
    Casper and Chloe in Kids
    Obi Wan Kenobi and Batman in Velvet Goldmine
    The one in the bath in I Spit on your Grave
    Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia in Jedi.

    I contributed 10 unlike anyone else. Do I win?


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