Razzies - Nominees for 2009

Mr E · 22-01-2009 5:04pm #1

Poor Uwe Boll!
(I hope he sweeps the board)

I laughed at the The entire cast of "The Women" (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith and Meg Ryan) nomination too......

WORST PICTURE
"Disaster Movie" and "Meet The Spartans
"The Happening"
"The Hottie and The Nottie"
"In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"
"The Love Guru"

WORST ACTOR
Larry the Cable Guy, "Witless Protection"
Eddie Murphy, "Meet Dave"
Mike Myers, "The Love Guru"
Al Pacino, "88 Minutes" and "Righteous Kill"
Mark Wahlberg, "The Happening" and "Max Payne"

WORST ACTRESS
Jessica Alba, "The Eye" and "The Love Guru"
Cameron Diaz, "What Happens in Vegas"
Paris Hilton, "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Kate Hudson, "Fool's Gold" and "My Best Friend's Girl"
The entire cast of "The Women" (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith and Meg Ryan)

WORST DIRECTOR
Uwe Boll, "1968 Tunnel Rats", "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" and "Postal"
Jason Friedberg, "Aaron Seltzer for Disaster Movie and "Meet the Spartans"
Tom Putnam, "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Marco Schnabel, "The Love Guru"
M. Night Shyamalan, "The Happening"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Uwe Boll (as himself), "Postal"
Pierce Brosnan, "Mamma Mia!"
Ben Kingsley, "The Love Guru," "War, Inc." and "The Wackness"
Burt Reynolds, "Deal" and "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"
Verne Troyer, "The Love Guru" and "Postal"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Carmen Electra, "Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans"
Paris Hilton, "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
Kim Kardashian, "Disaster Movie"
Jenny McCarthy, "Witless Protection"
Leelee Sobieski, "88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"

WORST SCREENPLAY
"Disaster Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" (jointly) - written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
"The Happening" - written by M. Night Shyamalan
"The Hottie and the Nottie" - written by Heidi Ferrer
"In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" - screenplay by Doug Taylor
"The Love Guru"- written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Uwe Boll & any actor, camera or screenplay, "1968 Tunnel Rats, "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" and "Postal"
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher, "What Happens in Vegas"
Paris Hilton & either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy, "Witless Protection"
Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy, "Meet Dave"

WORST RIP-OFF, PREQUEL OR REMAKE
"The Day the Earth Stood Still"
"Disaster Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" (jointly)
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"
"Speed Racer"
"Star Wars: The Clone Wars"

CAREER ACHIEVEMENT
Uwe Boll

bnt · 22-01-2009 7:07pm

It's a bit hard to comment, since I have not seen a single one of those films! All I've heard, through reviews, is that Pierce Brosnan's nomination for Mamma Mia is probably on the basis of his singing, since that movie hardly required any acting as such. :eek: