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Golf Joke

  • 17-01-2009 7:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭


    A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly
    round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young
    blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained
    that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an
    emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she can join
    them.

    Naturally, the guys all agreed.

    Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a
    topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you
    want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or

    do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go
    ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so
    don't try to coach me on how to play my shots."

    With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first.

    All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her
    ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards
    down the middle, right in front of the green.

    The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said. The blonde
    put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I have
    faded it a little." After the three guys hit their drives and their
    second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball
    within five feet of the hole (She was closest to the pin.) The
    son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."

    The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even an easy
    seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt."
    She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.

    Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the hell
    out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle

    of the fairway.

    For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the
    guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole.

    When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and

    had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. She
    turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for
    not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use
    or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like

    to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to make
    par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some
    35-year-old Single Malt Strathmill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner

    and then show him a very good time the rest of the night.

    The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green,
    carefully eying the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about

    6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that

    little hump and break right into the cup.

    The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb.
    Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to

    the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into

    the cup.

    The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked

    it up and handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."

    The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Quality! :D

    Donna where the hell you been??!!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    GAAman wrote: »
    Donna where the hell you been??!!:)

    Same place you were - but not with you :rolleyes:


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