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TELECOM GOB****ES

  • 17-01-2009 6:28pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 363 ✭✭


    RUNG TELECOM TO REPORT A POLE WHICH IS AFTER TILTING OVER AND IF IT GETS ANY WORSE IT WILL AFFECT OUR WALL AND GATES AS WELL AS THE NEIGHBOURS.SPOKE TO A SOURPUSS ON THE PHONE ,THEN ANOTHER FELLOW RUNG ME BACK TO ASK LOCATION OF POLE.2 VANS PULLED UP LOOKING AT POLE.DIDNT BOTHER GETTING OUT OF VANS EVEN,COULD SEE WHY WHEN I WENT OVER TO SPEAK TO THEM THEIR BEELIES WERE STUCK IN THE STEERING WHEELS.TOLLD AN ENGINEER WOULD HAVE TO COME LOOK AT IT:eek::eek::eek::eek:IT WILL COST 200 EUROS PAID IN ADVANCE TO TELECOM.DONT NEED A FU...ING DEGREE TO SEE A POLE LYING OFF PLUMB BY ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF.TWO FU..NG OBESE APES DRIVING AROUND TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF THE VAN.SACK GOB****E ON PHONE ,SACK TWO GOMS IN VANS AND GET COMPEPTENT PEOPLE:confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Pardon?
    Feck, now the kids are awake.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE
    HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE HEADACHE

    Shouting too loud!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    [Cruise control joke]


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 11,017 Mod ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Why would you have to pay if its eircoms property though? I would have thought they would pay it

    Nick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Typical AH pole bashing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    :confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:

    Wild emotions. That time of the month ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Why ring them?

    With all that shouting, they can probably hear you from where you are!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why ring them?

    With all that shouting, they can probably hear you from where you are!

    Because thats what they WANT you to do!! Eircom push over a pole and the whole street rings them. 2 guys come along and do nothing, so you'll ring someone to complain. :P


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Who's Telecom? Telecom Eireann?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    You'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    There were two steering wheels in the van?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why ring them?

    With all that shouting, they can probably hear you from where you are!
    No chance with the storm.:D
    Seriously, if the OP can ring them, then the Pole is doing it's job, if it ain't broken, why fix it?:D No one in their right mind would use a mobile to ring them.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    There were two steering wheels in the van?

    Or maybe the passengers belly was so big it was encrouching on the drivers side :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Total recall is starting. \o/ Good luck with your pb OP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭ro2


    Chainsaw ftw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Im sorry. I didnt catch that. Lets try that again.

    Press one for sales.

    Press two for existing customers, regarding an arse raping bill

    Press 3 if you are willing to barter, we can haz ur childruns nd pets in seckschange for teh broadband.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Owww my freakin' eyes! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    LOUD NOISES!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    SACK TWO GOMS IN VANS AND GET COMPEPTENT PEOPLE:confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:

    Do they use the pole to set up their tent?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    RUNG TELECOM TO REPORT A POLE WHICH IS AFTER TILTING OVER AND IF IT GETS ANY WORSE IT WILL AFFECT OUR WALL AND GATES AS WELL AS THE NEIGHBOURS.SPOKE TO A SOURPUSS ON THE PHONE ,THEN ANOTHER FELLOW RUNG ME BACK TO ASK LOCATION OF POLE.2 VANS PULLED UP LOOKING AT POLE.DIDNT BOTHER GETTING OUT OF VANS EVEN,COULD SEE WHY WHEN I WENT OVER TO SPEAK TO THEM THEIR BEELIES WERE STUCK IN THE STEERING WHEELS.TOLLD AN ENGINEER WOULD HAVE TO COME LOOK AT IT:eek::eek::eek::eek:IT WILL COST 200 EUROS PAID IN ADVANCE TO TELECOM.DONT NEED A FU...ING DEGREE TO SEE A POLE LYING OFF PLUMB BY ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF.TWO FU..NG OBESE APES DRIVING AROUND TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF THE VAN.SACK GOB****E ON PHONE ,SACK TWO GOMS IN VANS AND GET COMPEPTENT PEOPLE:confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:

    Were you diagnosed with AIDS recently?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    No, CAPS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭sillymoo


    No, CAPS.

    No CLAP(s)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Maybe the OP was trying to talk Polish to the Pole.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    LOL

    The 80s called.

    They want their Telecom back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    my name has been tarnished :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Peared wrote: »
    LOL

    The 80s called.

    They want their Telecom back.

    Oh feck, what next, a Recession?:eek:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Mirror wrote: »
    my name has been tarnished :(
    He's twice the mirror you'll ever be

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Mirror wrote: »
    my name has been tarnished :(

    On reflection , I would tend to agree with you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    He's twice the mirror you'll ever be
    i can't see myself arguing with that...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Mirror wrote: »
    my name has been tarnished :(

    Yeah I thought that was you.

    I'd say everybody else thinks so too.

    Time to end it all imo.

    No point anymore, tis all ruined for you now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Mirror wrote: »
    my name has been tarnished :(

    Haha, brilliant :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Peared wrote: »
    Yeah I thought that was you.

    I'd say everybody else thinks so too.

    Time to end it all imo.

    No point anymore, tis all ruined for you now.
    /wrists


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Burn the telecom head office down!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Burn the telecom head office down!

    Hire some rent a crowd to demonstrate, i think the Shell to sea brigade are free until the pipe laying ship returns.:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    RUNG TELECOM TO REPORT A POLE WHICH IS AFTER TILTING OVER AND IF IT GETS ANY WORSE IT WILL AFFECT OUR WALL AND GATES AS WELL AS THE NEIGHBOURS.SPOKE TO A SOURPUSS ON THE PHONE ,THEN ANOTHER FELLOW RUNG ME BACK TO ASK LOCATION OF POLE.2 VANS PULLED UP LOOKING AT POLE.DIDNT BOTHER GETTING OUT OF VANS EVEN,COULD SEE WHY WHEN I WENT OVER TO SPEAK TO THEM THEIR BEELIES WERE STUCK IN THE STEERING WHEELS.TOLLD AN ENGINEER WOULD HAVE TO COME LOOK AT IT:eek::eek::eek::eek:IT WILL COST 200 EUROS PAID IN ADVANCE TO TELECOM.DONT NEED A FU...ING DEGREE TO SEE A POLE LYING OFF PLUMB BY ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF.TWO FU..NG OBESE APES DRIVING AROUND TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF THE VAN.SACK GOB****E ON PHONE ,SACK TWO GOMS IN VANS AND GET COMPEPTENT PEOPLE:confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:
    Thats much better.

    Zzzzz


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Overheal wrote: »
    Thats much better.

    Zzzzz

    Mucho gratias amigo, kids are back to sleep.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    RUNG TELECOM TO REPORT A POLE WHICH IS AFTER TILTING OVER AND IF IT GETS ANY WORSE IT WILL AFFECT OUR WALL AND GATES AS WELL AS THE NEIGHBOURS.SPOKE TO A SOURPUSS ON THE PHONE ,THEN ANOTHER FELLOW RUNG ME BACK TO ASK LOCATION OF POLE.2 VANS PULLED UP LOOKING AT POLE.DIDNT BOTHER GETTING OUT OF VANS EVEN,COULD SEE WHY WHEN I WENT OVER TO SPEAK TO THEM THEIR BEELIES WERE STUCK IN THE STEERING WHEELS.TOLLD AN ENGINEER WOULD HAVE TO COME LOOK AT IT:eek::eek::eek::eek:IT WILL COST 200 EUROS PAID IN ADVANCE TO TELECOM.DONT NEED A FU...ING DEGREE TO SEE A POLE LYING OFF PLUMB BY ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF.TWO FU..NG OBESE APES DRIVING AROUND TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF THE VAN.SACK GOB****E ON PHONE ,SACK TWO GOMS IN VANS AND GET COMPEPTENT PEOPLE:confused:;):rolleyes::(:mad::eek::eek:


    Do you think we are all blind or O.A.P's? We can read small letters you know.

    *goes off to find Cowan to get his medical card back*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Sherifu wrote: »
    You'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel.

    i love AH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    There were two steering wheels in the van?

    Thanks i just spat out my vodka and diet coke laughn :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thanks i just spat out my vodka and diet coke laughn :D:D:D
    sickened.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Mirror wrote: »
    sickened.

    Really? How u doin;)


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