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I want this for people's birthday cards

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  • #2
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Just kick them in the side of the head, it will have the same effect on your loved ones.


  • #3
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Berty wrote: »
    If only this was made in €uro's. I would be giving one out to unsuspecting relations and friends.

    http://cgi.ebay.ie/FAKE-JOKE-LOTTERY-SCRATCH-CARDS-TICKETS-SCRATCHCARDS_W0QQitemZ190278591354QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_WSJL_Wholesale_GL?hash=item190278591354&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1301|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1308

    Do you like been assaulted by friends. Or making them have massive hearth failure.


  • #4
    Mark200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    That'd be an amazing birthday/christmas present for someone you don't like


  • #5
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Or record the last weeks lottery draw, buy a ticket with the same numbers and hide while your OH checks their numbers and wait for the fireworks.


  • #6
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    I would actually hospitalise someone if they did that to me...

    Sick
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfYuJDnYOdE



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQ6YLNLvzA


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  • #7
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    None of them are as bad as this. Its all fun untill someone finds out your joking:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0


  • #8
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Berty wrote: »
    Or record the last weeks lottery draw, buy a ticket with the same numbers and hide while your OH checks their numbers and wait for the fireworks.

    Fresh Prince of Bel Air?


  • #9
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Put it this way, one of my worst dreams ever was when I won the Euromillions, shít was vivid. I felt so freaking happy. Then I woke up. I could've cried as it slowly dawned on me that I'm broke as f*ck.


  • #10
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Kold wrote: »
    Put it this way, one of my worst dreams ever was when I won the Euromillions, shít was vivid. I felt so freaking happy. Then I woke up. I could've cried as it slowly dawned on me that I'm broke as f*ck.
    I feel your pain.


  • #11
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Vain wrote: »
    None of them are as bad as this. Its all fun untill someone finds out your joking:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0

    And they wonder why so many black, American kids go off the rails.


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  • #12
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,154 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Without slinging too many You tube videos at this. I love to watch people's pain.


  • #13
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Vain wrote: »
    None of them are as bad as this. Its all fun untill someone finds out your joking:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0

    Take a guy's copy of Halo 3 away and he shoots you in the head.

    I can only imagine what kind of sick revenge that kid is cooking up. Did you see how long he just sat there with pure burning hate in his eyes?


  • #14
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Kold wrote: »
    Put it this way, one of my worst dreams ever was when I won the Euromillions, shít was vivid. I felt so freaking happy. Then I woke up. I could've cried as it slowly dawned on me that I'm broke as f*ck.

    If I have this dream tonight because of you I'm coming for you, ya hear?


  • #15
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    brianthebard wrote: »
    If I have this dream tonight because of you I'm coming for you, ya hear?

    Don't blame me! All I have left is cynicism :(


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